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No prizes for guessing what games I'm on about here....
There was a young miner on Mars
Who was tired of driving mine cars
He picked up a gun,
then started to run,
To join the Red Faction in wars
And so we follow young Parker
As he ran into mines ever darker
As his guns got bigger,
he killed with more vigour
And quite soon he was wanted for slaughter
He was soon joined by Hendrix and Eos
Who told him of a new killer virus
Using both Subs and Cars
He went deep under Mars
To get Capek to spill all the bean-os !
Then on to battle Masako
Do you think Parker'd give up now ? Oh No !
With his rail gun and rockets
And grenades in his pockets
He blew that dudes guts through his A-hole !!
---------------------------------------------------
There's also a tale about Claire,
One fine day brother Chris was not there,
She had to go searching
Some zombies came lurching
Thank God for her spare underwear !
She fought past some mutants and tyrants,
Moans and gunshots did shatter the silence,
Twas like some armageddon
or some bad tinkers weddin'
And twas all down to Umbrellas bad science
----------------------------------------------------
And what about sexy Elise ?
Who spends all her time on the piste,
Racing young Mac and Moby,
For small golden trophies,
Her tricks are a visual feast.
She races an oaf they call Jurgen
Who's IQ is quite far from a surgeon
He was so friggin' dumb
Once the race had begun
His mind nearly snapped with the burden
---------------------------------------------------
Now to speak about tough Solid Snake,
If you cross him you've made a mistake
With his stealth and firepower
He's damn sure to shower
Your entrails all over the place
He fought with a fiend called Ocelot
Whos' revolvers, a joke they are not
But with Snakes deadly aim
The result was the same
And the bad dude ended up shot
When we hear about bad metal gear
We all start to tremble with fear
But this big metal might
Won't give much of a fight
Snake'll kick it from here to next year
----------------------------------------------
Let me tell you 'bout brave Samanosuke
He dealt with the dead in his own way
With strong swords and arrows
He'd cleave through their marrows
Now no one will stand in his way
----------------------------------------------
I know of a powerful guy
His names Dante and I'll tell you why
With his shotguns and might
He'll take on any fight
So that even the devil may cry
----------------------------------------------
There was a young miner on Mars
Who was tired of driving mine cars
He picked up a gun,
then started to run,
To join the Red Faction in wars
And so we follow young Parker
As he ran into mines ever darker
As his guns got bigger,
he killed with more vigour
And quite soon he was wanted for slaughter
He was soon joined by Hendrix and Eos
Who told him of a new killer virus
Using both Subs and Cars
He went deep under Mars
To get Capek to spill all the bean-os !
Then on to battle Masako
Do you think Parker'd give up now ? Oh No !
With his rail gun and rockets
And grenades in his pockets
He blew that dudes guts through his A-hole !!
---------------------------------------------------
There's also a tale about Claire,
One fine day brother Chris was not there,
She had to go searching
Some zombies came lurching
Thank God for her spare underwear !
She fought past some mutants and tyrants,
Moans and gunshots did shatter the silence,
Twas like some armageddon
or some bad tinkers weddin'
And twas all down to Umbrellas bad science
----------------------------------------------------
And what about sexy Elise ?
Who spends all her time on the piste,
Racing young Mac and Moby,
For small golden trophies,
Her tricks are a visual feast.
She races an oaf they call Jurgen
Who's IQ is quite far from a surgeon
He was so friggin' dumb
Once the race had begun
His mind nearly snapped with the burden
---------------------------------------------------
Now to speak about tough Solid Snake,
If you cross him you've made a mistake
With his stealth and firepower
He's damn sure to shower
Your entrails all over the place
He fought with a fiend called Ocelot
Whos' revolvers, a joke they are not
But with Snakes deadly aim
The result was the same
And the bad dude ended up shot
When we hear about bad metal gear
We all start to tremble with fear
But this big metal might
Won't give much of a fight
Snake'll kick it from here to next year
----------------------------------------------
Let me tell you 'bout brave Samanosuke
He dealt with the dead in his own way
With strong swords and arrows
He'd cleave through their marrows
Now no one will stand in his way
----------------------------------------------
I know of a powerful guy
His names Dante and I'll tell you why
With his shotguns and might
He'll take on any fight
So that even the devil may cry
----------------------------------------------
Slaveunit wrote:
> A fight between Microsoft and Sony
Broke out about who had the
> biggest bonie (?)
Gates bent over the chair
With his butt in the
> air
And said, "Come on then, get it out and show
> me!"
(Bill takes it up the backside, y'see...)
I made
> that up.... can you tell?
Dirty, dirty boy!
funny all the same! haha
> A fight between Microsoft and Sony
Broke out about who had the
> biggest bonie (?)
Gates bent over the chair
With his butt in the
> air
And said, "Come on then, get it out and show
> me!"
(Bill takes it up the backside, y'see...)
I made
> that up.... can you tell?
Dirty, dirty boy!
funny all the same! haha
kevd wrote:
I meant to say to SSXPRO that it is an original
> effort.
In that case, brilliant stuff! Well done.
I meant to say to SSXPRO that it is an original
> effort.
In that case, brilliant stuff! Well done.
It's also whats going to happen come X-Box release day...
:D
:D
A fight between Microsoft and Sony
Broke out about who had the biggest bonie (?)
Gates bent over the chair
With his butt in the air
And said, "Come on then, get it out and show me!"
(Bill takes it up the backside, y'see...)
I made that up.... can you tell?
Broke out about who had the biggest bonie (?)
Gates bent over the chair
With his butt in the air
And said, "Come on then, get it out and show me!"
(Bill takes it up the backside, y'see...)
I made that up.... can you tell?
Hey nice one man! Where`d you find that? Are there more like it?
Good poem kevd, well done.
Now this has been posted - is there any point in me posting my GAD attempt?
Now this has been posted - is there any point in me posting my GAD attempt?
No prizes for guessing what games I'm on about here....
There was a young miner on Mars
Who was tired of driving mine cars
He picked up a gun,
then started to run,
To join the Red Faction in wars
And so we follow young Parker
As he ran into mines ever darker
As his guns got bigger,
he killed with more vigour
And quite soon he was wanted for slaughter
He was soon joined by Hendrix and Eos
Who told him of a new killer virus
Using both Subs and Cars
He went deep under Mars
To get Capek to spill all the bean-os !
Then on to battle Masako
Do you think Parker'd give up now ? Oh No !
With his rail gun and rockets
And grenades in his pockets
He blew that dudes guts through his A-hole !!
---------------------------------------------------
There's also a tale about Claire,
One fine day brother Chris was not there,
She had to go searching
Some zombies came lurching
Thank God for her spare underwear !
She fought past some mutants and tyrants,
Moans and gunshots did shatter the silence,
Twas like some armageddon
or some bad tinkers weddin'
And twas all down to Umbrellas bad science
----------------------------------------------------
And what about sexy Elise ?
Who spends all her time on the piste,
Racing young Mac and Moby,
For small golden trophies,
Her tricks are a visual feast.
She races an oaf they call Jurgen
Who's IQ is quite far from a surgeon
He was so friggin' dumb
Once the race had begun
His mind nearly snapped with the burden
---------------------------------------------------
Now to speak about tough Solid Snake,
If you cross him you've made a mistake
With his stealth and firepower
He's damn sure to shower
Your entrails all over the place
He fought with a fiend called Ocelot
Whos' revolvers, a joke they are not
But with Snakes deadly aim
The result was the same
And the bad dude ended up shot
When we hear about bad metal gear
We all start to tremble with fear
But this big metal might
Won't give much of a fight
Snake'll kick it from here to next year
----------------------------------------------
Let me tell you 'bout brave Samanosuke
He dealt with the dead in his own way
With strong swords and arrows
He'd cleave through their marrows
Now no one will stand in his way
----------------------------------------------
I know of a powerful guy
His names Dante and I'll tell you why
With his shotguns and might
He'll take on any fight
So that even the devil may cry
----------------------------------------------
There was a young miner on Mars
Who was tired of driving mine cars
He picked up a gun,
then started to run,
To join the Red Faction in wars
And so we follow young Parker
As he ran into mines ever darker
As his guns got bigger,
he killed with more vigour
And quite soon he was wanted for slaughter
He was soon joined by Hendrix and Eos
Who told him of a new killer virus
Using both Subs and Cars
He went deep under Mars
To get Capek to spill all the bean-os !
Then on to battle Masako
Do you think Parker'd give up now ? Oh No !
With his rail gun and rockets
And grenades in his pockets
He blew that dudes guts through his A-hole !!
---------------------------------------------------
There's also a tale about Claire,
One fine day brother Chris was not there,
She had to go searching
Some zombies came lurching
Thank God for her spare underwear !
She fought past some mutants and tyrants,
Moans and gunshots did shatter the silence,
Twas like some armageddon
or some bad tinkers weddin'
And twas all down to Umbrellas bad science
----------------------------------------------------
And what about sexy Elise ?
Who spends all her time on the piste,
Racing young Mac and Moby,
For small golden trophies,
Her tricks are a visual feast.
She races an oaf they call Jurgen
Who's IQ is quite far from a surgeon
He was so friggin' dumb
Once the race had begun
His mind nearly snapped with the burden
---------------------------------------------------
Now to speak about tough Solid Snake,
If you cross him you've made a mistake
With his stealth and firepower
He's damn sure to shower
Your entrails all over the place
He fought with a fiend called Ocelot
Whos' revolvers, a joke they are not
But with Snakes deadly aim
The result was the same
And the bad dude ended up shot
When we hear about bad metal gear
We all start to tremble with fear
But this big metal might
Won't give much of a fight
Snake'll kick it from here to next year
----------------------------------------------
Let me tell you 'bout brave Samanosuke
He dealt with the dead in his own way
With strong swords and arrows
He'd cleave through their marrows
Now no one will stand in his way
----------------------------------------------
I know of a powerful guy
His names Dante and I'll tell you why
With his shotguns and might
He'll take on any fight
So that even the devil may cry
----------------------------------------------