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Something I found in an email to me this weekend:
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Immediate Employment -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side
Consulting Group.
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting
Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this
position would like galactic travel and possess a complete
understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a
willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on
intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning
initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating a
variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air
vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is also
required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons.
Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills
(especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be
action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in
study of the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would
typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or
significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of
Coruscant.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection
equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all
classes of ships), and must show a willingness to give in to
their hate.
A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to
control others is also desirable, as is the ability to speak
several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position
would also have no children or other living relatives who are
strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would be given
several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience,
and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a
generous severance package, a company starship, and a
dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports
to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such
small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the
master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the
ability to see the future before it happens. Applications will
be accepted until the end of August. Transmit them to
[email protected].
*****************************************************
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization,
founded a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Our core values
reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for
institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling
the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations
through knowledge, management, incident control and our rapid
on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations
include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of
Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CG(tm)
is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.
-------------------------------------------------------
QAS Ltd.
Developers of QuickAddress Software
www.qas.com
Registered in England: No 2582055
Registered in Australia: No 082 851 474
-------------------------------------------------------
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Immediate Employment -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side
Consulting Group.
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting
Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this
position would like galactic travel and possess a complete
understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a
willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on
intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning
initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating a
variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air
vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is also
required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons.
Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills
(especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be
action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in
study of the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would
typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or
significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of
Coruscant.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection
equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all
classes of ships), and must show a willingness to give in to
their hate.
A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to
control others is also desirable, as is the ability to speak
several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position
would also have no children or other living relatives who are
strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would be given
several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience,
and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a
generous severance package, a company starship, and a
dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports
to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such
small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the
master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the
ability to see the future before it happens. Applications will
be accepted until the end of August. Transmit them to
[email protected].
*****************************************************
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization,
founded a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Our core values
reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for
institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling
the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations
through knowledge, management, incident control and our rapid
on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations
include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of
Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CG(tm)
is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.
-------------------------------------------------------
QAS Ltd.
Developers of QuickAddress Software
www.qas.com
Registered in England: No 2582055
Registered in Australia: No 082 851 474
-------------------------------------------------------
LOL, the last line got me laughing (the Microsoft bit...)
Something I found in an email to me this weekend:
-----
Immediate Employment -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side
Consulting Group.
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting
Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this
position would like galactic travel and possess a complete
understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a
willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on
intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning
initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating a
variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air
vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is also
required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons.
Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills
(especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be
action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in
study of the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would
typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or
significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of
Coruscant.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection
equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all
classes of ships), and must show a willingness to give in to
their hate.
A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to
control others is also desirable, as is the ability to speak
several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position
would also have no children or other living relatives who are
strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would be given
several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience,
and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a
generous severance package, a company starship, and a
dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports
to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such
small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the
master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the
ability to see the future before it happens. Applications will
be accepted until the end of August. Transmit them to
[email protected].
*****************************************************
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization,
founded a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Our core values
reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for
institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling
the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations
through knowledge, management, incident control and our rapid
on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations
include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of
Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CG(tm)
is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.
-------------------------------------------------------
QAS Ltd.
Developers of QuickAddress Software
www.qas.com
Registered in England: No 2582055
Registered in Australia: No 082 851 474
-------------------------------------------------------
-----
Immediate Employment -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side
Consulting Group.
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting
Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this
position would like galactic travel and possess a complete
understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a
willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on
intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning
initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating a
variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air
vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is also
required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons.
Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills
(especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be
action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in
study of the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would
typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or
significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of
Coruscant.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection
equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all
classes of ships), and must show a willingness to give in to
their hate.
A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to
control others is also desirable, as is the ability to speak
several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position
would also have no children or other living relatives who are
strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would be given
several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience,
and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a
generous severance package, a company starship, and a
dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports
to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such
small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the
master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the
ability to see the future before it happens. Applications will
be accepted until the end of August. Transmit them to
[email protected].
*****************************************************
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization,
founded a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Our core values
reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for
institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling
the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations
through knowledge, management, incident control and our rapid
on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations
include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of
Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CG(tm)
is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.
-------------------------------------------------------
QAS Ltd.
Developers of QuickAddress Software
www.qas.com
Registered in England: No 2582055
Registered in Australia: No 082 851 474
-------------------------------------------------------