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Here's a story which happened to a young man named Ryan aka. Monkey_With_Attitude aka aka. MWA, when he was sitting in his room bored tonight:
Once upon a time innocent Ryan was sitting on his bed waiting for a text message from a girl (name withheld) when he heard a noise from outside.
At first it sounded like five year old's playing on mini-scooters but then he looked out of the window to realise it was two boys and two girls aged about fourteen, the two boys on Skateboards (probably trying to impress the girls). Ryan looked at the girls and as it was night could not see so he sat back on his bed and waited whilst watching his TV.
Around two mintues passed and all he heard was wheels going along the road and annoying, small voices. So he sat up and peeked out his window spying on the kids.
After five minutes he realised that the boys were abousolute rubbish at skateboarding and rubbish at pulling girls too. So, after being annoyed by the sound of skateboards for ages he took action
Ryan opened his window:
Ryan – OI!
They Look
Ryan – Watch my F*censored* Cat!
They look around
Them – What Cat?
I Point
Ryan – That Cat!
Them – What Cat? We don’t see no Cat
Ryan – It’s a Black Cat, you can’t see it at night
They look puzzled
Ryan – Just watch my Cat
They later went off my street and Ryan sat down to his program, THE END.
p.s no skaters or cat's were hurt.
Once upon a time innocent Ryan was sitting on his bed waiting for a text message from a girl (name withheld) when he heard a noise from outside.
At first it sounded like five year old's playing on mini-scooters but then he looked out of the window to realise it was two boys and two girls aged about fourteen, the two boys on Skateboards (probably trying to impress the girls). Ryan looked at the girls and as it was night could not see so he sat back on his bed and waited whilst watching his TV.
Around two mintues passed and all he heard was wheels going along the road and annoying, small voices. So he sat up and peeked out his window spying on the kids.
After five minutes he realised that the boys were abousolute rubbish at skateboarding and rubbish at pulling girls too. So, after being annoyed by the sound of skateboards for ages he took action
Ryan opened his window:
Ryan – OI!
They Look
Ryan – Watch my F*censored* Cat!
They look around
Them – What Cat?
I Point
Ryan – That Cat!
Them – What Cat? We don’t see no Cat
Ryan – It’s a Black Cat, you can’t see it at night
They look puzzled
Ryan – Just watch my Cat
They later went off my street and Ryan sat down to his program, THE END.
p.s no skaters or cat's were hurt.
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big_slow wrote:
> yeah right, you had it all planned out in your little monkey brain.
> "get people dissing big_slows lifestyle, he sucks, i
> rule!!". you better watch your back monkey,im on to you...
Well in that case I better watch my back, I mean tail then :-P
> yeah right, you had it all planned out in your little monkey brain.
> "get people dissing big_slows lifestyle, he sucks, i
> rule!!". you better watch your back monkey,im on to you...
Well in that case I better watch my back, I mean tail then :-P
The Game wrote:
> Yes, fool... how could you be so stupid!
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> Yes, fool... how could you be so stupid!
^_^
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Yes, fool... how could you be so stupid!
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Err... Ryan is Monkey with Attitude ILS, fool...
LOL! I did'nt mean to start a fight by this topic, honestly.
I hate skaters... actually 'hate' is a little too strong... I dislike their mannerisms and don't approve of the amount of clothing they wear round their ankles... one could clothe half the topless women in France with all the cotton at the bottom of skaters' trousers!
Game: Ponce?
Game: Ponce?
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