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"Does it play DVDs though?" Yeah, if you get one of those wee things there *point at remote*
"Has it got any good games?" Yeah, that is a brilliant racing game *points at PGR2* and that Halo is minted man (he understood that you see, whereas sentences involving words like masterpiece would have been too much).
"How much does a memory card cost?" It has a hard disk in it, which is like having 1000 memory cards built in.
10 minutes and one satisfied customer later I was feeling a warm fuzzy feeling that I last had when getting compromising photos of people on my camera phone.
So go on, it is Christmas, do a good deed and educate the masses!
> now my moniters all sticky. :D
Gay porn again?
> You could have sold that guy fresh air and he'd have gone home happy.
Could you have pleased warned me about this joke. I was drinking apple juice at the time and now my moniters all sticky. :D
However, if a Game employee is slagging off a console - maybe he or she is in the wrong job.
Normally is...
I saw someone buying a Cube once and the shop assistant was like 'nah these aren't great' and the teenager was simply staring at him and saying.
'No I know what I want and that's decent stuff. So hah!'
Ha!