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The SR Deathmatch logo appears on the screen.
Welcome to SR Deathmatch everyone. Last week we had a great show. Quiksilver won a Fatal 5 Way, Turbonutter won a Triple Threat Match , Your Honour won another Triple Threat Match, Goatboy defeated Pb and Wookie Monster and Time Warp went to a no contest in an election battle. Congatulations to Pb and Wookie Monster who became Notables last Sunday. Lets go to the deathmatch arena for our first bout.
Seifer.vs.Beware The Toads.
Seifer uses his spam as a weapon but BTT fights back with a plague of Toads but they're deflected back by the spam, killing BTT.
Winner: Seifer.
Spam defeats all in SR. The almighty spam can never lose. Back to ringside.
FantasyMeister.vs.Er-No
FM fires brainpower packets at Er-No but Er-No avoids them and repeatedly shouts "Er-No" into FM's ears. FM's head explodes and Er-No thinks he's won but FM head changes shape into a Sword and decapitates Er-No. When the sword flies to the floor, Swordspine is branded on the side.
Winner: FantasyMeister.
What a battle. That was a great bout. The deathmatch continues.
Or†ega.vs.Lexus
Ortega begins by taking the † out of his name and brandishing it in Lexus' face. Lexus falls over and tries to run but Or†ega throws the † and it closely evades Lexus. Lexus shouts some spam at Or†ega and his head explodes.
Winner: Lexus.
As I said before, Spam beats all.
Freak Of The Dark.vs.Myst1que.
FOTD begins bouncing around at trumendous heights, showing off his "freakiness". Myst1que passes out and FOTD gives her CPR but as he does, she suddenly regains consciousness and kisses FOTD. FOTD's lisp burn and he collapses to the floor.
Winner: Myst1que.
She gave him a poison kiss!!! Time for our Main Event!!!
Jet.vs.Bonus.
Jet morphs into an aeroplane and grabs Bonus and throws him, sending him 10,000 feet in the air. Bonus is about to land but he presses a button on his watch and he adds a bonus to the number of feet left before he hits the ground. Bonus adds another 1,000 feet. He presses a button and suddenlly, he is 1,000 feet in the air. He presses his parachute button and he is about to land when Jet cuts through the air, splitting Bonus' torso in two.
Winner: Jet.
What a gory fight. More action this time next week.
Welcome to SR Deathmatch everyone. Last week we had a great show. Quiksilver won a Fatal 5 Way, Turbonutter won a Triple Threat Match , Your Honour won another Triple Threat Match, Goatboy defeated Pb and Wookie Monster and Time Warp went to a no contest in an election battle. Congatulations to Pb and Wookie Monster who became Notables last Sunday. Lets go to the deathmatch arena for our first bout.
Seifer.vs.Beware The Toads.
Seifer uses his spam as a weapon but BTT fights back with a plague of Toads but they're deflected back by the spam, killing BTT.
Winner: Seifer.
Spam defeats all in SR. The almighty spam can never lose. Back to ringside.
FantasyMeister.vs.Er-No
FM fires brainpower packets at Er-No but Er-No avoids them and repeatedly shouts "Er-No" into FM's ears. FM's head explodes and Er-No thinks he's won but FM head changes shape into a Sword and decapitates Er-No. When the sword flies to the floor, Swordspine is branded on the side.
Winner: FantasyMeister.
What a battle. That was a great bout. The deathmatch continues.
Or†ega.vs.Lexus
Ortega begins by taking the † out of his name and brandishing it in Lexus' face. Lexus falls over and tries to run but Or†ega throws the † and it closely evades Lexus. Lexus shouts some spam at Or†ega and his head explodes.
Winner: Lexus.
As I said before, Spam beats all.
Freak Of The Dark.vs.Myst1que.
FOTD begins bouncing around at trumendous heights, showing off his "freakiness". Myst1que passes out and FOTD gives her CPR but as he does, she suddenly regains consciousness and kisses FOTD. FOTD's lisp burn and he collapses to the floor.
Winner: Myst1que.
She gave him a poison kiss!!! Time for our Main Event!!!
Jet.vs.Bonus.
Jet morphs into an aeroplane and grabs Bonus and throws him, sending him 10,000 feet in the air. Bonus is about to land but he presses a button on his watch and he adds a bonus to the number of feet left before he hits the ground. Bonus adds another 1,000 feet. He presses a button and suddenlly, he is 1,000 feet in the air. He presses his parachute button and he is about to land when Jet cuts through the air, splitting Bonus' torso in two.
Winner: Jet.
What a gory fight. More action this time next week.
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The SR Deathmatch logo appears on the screen.
Welcome to SR Deathmatch everyone. Last week we had a great show. Quiksilver won a Fatal 5 Way, Turbonutter won a Triple Threat Match , Your Honour won another Triple Threat Match, Goatboy defeated Pb and Wookie Monster and Time Warp went to a no contest in an election battle. Congatulations to Pb and Wookie Monster who became Notables last Sunday. Lets go to the deathmatch arena for our first bout.
Seifer.vs.Beware The Toads.
Seifer uses his spam as a weapon but BTT fights back with a plague of Toads but they're deflected back by the spam, killing BTT.
Winner: Seifer.
Spam defeats all in SR. The almighty spam can never lose. Back to ringside.
FantasyMeister.vs.Er-No
FM fires brainpower packets at Er-No but Er-No avoids them and repeatedly shouts "Er-No" into FM's ears. FM's head explodes and Er-No thinks he's won but FM head changes shape into a Sword and decapitates Er-No. When the sword flies to the floor, Swordspine is branded on the side.
Winner: FantasyMeister.
What a battle. That was a great bout. The deathmatch continues.
Or†ega.vs.Lexus
Ortega begins by taking the † out of his name and brandishing it in Lexus' face. Lexus falls over and tries to run but Or†ega throws the † and it closely evades Lexus. Lexus shouts some spam at Or†ega and his head explodes.
Winner: Lexus.
As I said before, Spam beats all.
Freak Of The Dark.vs.Myst1que.
FOTD begins bouncing around at trumendous heights, showing off his "freakiness". Myst1que passes out and FOTD gives her CPR but as he does, she suddenly regains consciousness and kisses FOTD. FOTD's lisp burn and he collapses to the floor.
Winner: Myst1que.
She gave him a poison kiss!!! Time for our Main Event!!!
Jet.vs.Bonus.
Jet morphs into an aeroplane and grabs Bonus and throws him, sending him 10,000 feet in the air. Bonus is about to land but he presses a button on his watch and he adds a bonus to the number of feet left before he hits the ground. Bonus adds another 1,000 feet. He presses a button and suddenlly, he is 1,000 feet in the air. He presses his parachute button and he is about to land when Jet cuts through the air, splitting Bonus' torso in two.
Winner: Jet.
What a gory fight. More action this time next week.
Welcome to SR Deathmatch everyone. Last week we had a great show. Quiksilver won a Fatal 5 Way, Turbonutter won a Triple Threat Match , Your Honour won another Triple Threat Match, Goatboy defeated Pb and Wookie Monster and Time Warp went to a no contest in an election battle. Congatulations to Pb and Wookie Monster who became Notables last Sunday. Lets go to the deathmatch arena for our first bout.
Seifer.vs.Beware The Toads.
Seifer uses his spam as a weapon but BTT fights back with a plague of Toads but they're deflected back by the spam, killing BTT.
Winner: Seifer.
Spam defeats all in SR. The almighty spam can never lose. Back to ringside.
FantasyMeister.vs.Er-No
FM fires brainpower packets at Er-No but Er-No avoids them and repeatedly shouts "Er-No" into FM's ears. FM's head explodes and Er-No thinks he's won but FM head changes shape into a Sword and decapitates Er-No. When the sword flies to the floor, Swordspine is branded on the side.
Winner: FantasyMeister.
What a battle. That was a great bout. The deathmatch continues.
Or†ega.vs.Lexus
Ortega begins by taking the † out of his name and brandishing it in Lexus' face. Lexus falls over and tries to run but Or†ega throws the † and it closely evades Lexus. Lexus shouts some spam at Or†ega and his head explodes.
Winner: Lexus.
As I said before, Spam beats all.
Freak Of The Dark.vs.Myst1que.
FOTD begins bouncing around at trumendous heights, showing off his "freakiness". Myst1que passes out and FOTD gives her CPR but as he does, she suddenly regains consciousness and kisses FOTD. FOTD's lisp burn and he collapses to the floor.
Winner: Myst1que.
She gave him a poison kiss!!! Time for our Main Event!!!
Jet.vs.Bonus.
Jet morphs into an aeroplane and grabs Bonus and throws him, sending him 10,000 feet in the air. Bonus is about to land but he presses a button on his watch and he adds a bonus to the number of feet left before he hits the ground. Bonus adds another 1,000 feet. He presses a button and suddenlly, he is 1,000 feet in the air. He presses his parachute button and he is about to land when Jet cuts through the air, splitting Bonus' torso in two.
Winner: Jet.
What a gory fight. More action this time next week.