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"oooohhh, my names gone all brown !!!!!"

My names gone brown, im guessing this indicates how long ive been here. Can some post the scale of colours for me? How long will it be b4 that horrible brown stain of a colour changes to a lovely summer yellow ... *cough* (lowers voice) I mean a hardy blue!

Cheers

ahhhhhhhh, so thats why my names brown! grrrrrr, why couldnt he of had tango or something of nice colour to spill on my name, damn ure steak fetish prince charlie !!!!

Yeah, it’s just that I heard the KGB struck a deal with Microsoft…
The plan was to surreptitiously use the Italian Mafia to hit Prince Charles, dress him up in a lovely little pink number from Bond Street in order to blackmail him into infiltrate Speical Reserve in order for him to rig the GaD competition so Siefer won it every night. Not only did Bonnie Prince Charlie screw up (the 6V battery attatched to the end of his twelve foot polo mallet, with which he was going to use to hack the system, should have been a 9V) but he also spilled his take away steak and kidney pie all over the names, and thus made Vigilante9’s name brown!
Siefer got hit by the guys from Special Reserve – they needed to cover-up this right royal scam. They busted him, made him wear a poorly knitted jumper, took him off to the padded cell and tried to brainwash him into thinkin it was mustard, and not steak and kidney pies, that was involved – and in the process cut any trouble in Court dead. Siefers story would not stand up!
At least that’s the way /I/ heard it…

Exscuse the typos.

I am logan... ha... been on the site longer than the staff! wahahahahah...
(now u know why I don't take authority seriously;)

semajal wrote:
> Logan wrote:
> NOT TRUE!

I am brown now (I think)... yet have
> been on the site
> 532 days and have posted about 2000 messages
> (at a guess:) I am the
> exception to the rule!

actually you
> have 144 posts and 13067 words.

you will become a regular when:
> you have posted 300 or more messages totalling 10,000 or more
> words.


errrrr... see the post by NiGHTS!... that's me!!!!! I ave been here longer than all the staff! ha!

Logan wrote:
> NOT TRUE!

I am brown now (I think)... yet have been on the site
> 532 days and have posted about 2000 messages (at a guess:) I am the
> exception to the rule!

actually you have 144 posts and 13067 words.

you will become a regular when: you have posted 300 or more messages totalling 10,000 or more words.

aarrgghh, microsoft, i knew i shouldnt of signed that deal to sell them the plans for my opperating system, i was gonna call it windows and earn a fortune, i hope they fail with it! hang on what yr is it ?????? How long have i been away for, the white coats said i was going to b ok, wwwhhaattt yyeeaarr iisss itttttt !!!!!!!!

Rain and I wrote:
Sounds like those guys from Microsoft again... *it's Sr not Microsoft, I said Tony not Bill!*

You can get some good spray for that kind of stuff down the Chemist. *Yeah, but it don't come cheap!!! Trust Microsoft to charge so much for so little*

Sounds like those guys from Microsoft again...
You can get some good spray for that kind of stuff down the Chemist.

vigilante9 wrote:

I heard that it involved a half eaten laughing cow cheese triangle, a pair of brown cords, an incy wincy tiny weeny yellow poker dot bikini and a recent copy of the mail on sunday.. hmmmmmmmm. *Nah, I'm dead certain is was what I said earlier.... but I could be mistaken*

Did the white coat men have black waiscoats hidden under their whit exterior?? *Well, I couldn't be certain as the coats where zipped up, but there is always the possibility!*

Mine did, although they didn't take me, instead they performed a very perculier dance in my living room!! Who were they ???? *Chances are that it's Ali and Mr.Snuggly! Where there only 2 of them?? If there where 3 then possibly Tony! Are you sure you didn't wake up in your bed sweating and breathing heavily??*

I heard that it involved a half eaten laughing cow cheese triangle, a pair of brown cords, an incy wincy tiny weeny yellow poker dot bikini and a recent copy of the mail on sunday.. hmmmmmmmm. Did the white coat men have black waiscoats hidden under their whit exterior ?? Mine did, although they didn't take me, instead they performed a very perculier dance in my living room!! Who were they ????