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Just who in the World thought of the ending to Ratchet and Clank?! It's disgusting! Maybe it's all psychological, but nevertheless, it's disgusting! Who agrees? Also, found any more nasty bits in the game?
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Just who in the World thought of the ending to Ratchet and Clank?! It's disgusting! Maybe it's all psychological, but nevertheless, it's disgusting! Who agrees? Also, found any more nasty bits in the game?
Can you tell me what happens? I never got round to completing that game, and I have the second one.
Well, okay...
MASSIVE SPOILER BELOW!
Ratchet and Clank are sitting watching TV. Captain Qwark then comes on in an advert for the Personal Hygienator. This is the layout:
Qwark: Do you have a problem with unwanted hair? Is painful itching in your netheregions causing you undue embarrassment? (Do ya just plain stink?!) Then you need THIS! The Gadgetron Personal Hygienator1 Hi, I'm Steve...Mc...Qwark...a-and this little baby can take care of any grooming needs that are just too much trouble for you to handle yourself!
(Qwark sniffs his armpit)
Qwark: Allow me to demonstrate...!
(The camera shows Ratchet and Clank covering their eyes in disgust)
Qwark: Oh yeah! Whoo! Gah! Oh, Mommy...!
Ratchet: Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!
(Clank switches the TV off, screen turns black)
You actually have to see it to understand how disgusting it realy is...
MASSIVE SPOILER BELOW!
Ratchet and Clank are sitting watching TV. Captain Qwark then comes on in an advert for the Personal Hygienator. This is the layout:
Qwark: Do you have a problem with unwanted hair? Is painful itching in your netheregions causing you undue embarrassment? (Do ya just plain stink?!) Then you need THIS! The Gadgetron Personal Hygienator1 Hi, I'm Steve...Mc...Qwark...a-and this little baby can take care of any grooming needs that are just too much trouble for you to handle yourself!
(Qwark sniffs his armpit)
Qwark: Allow me to demonstrate...!
(The camera shows Ratchet and Clank covering their eyes in disgust)
Qwark: Oh yeah! Whoo! Gah! Oh, Mommy...!
Ratchet: Turn it off! TURN IT OFF!
(Clank switches the TV off, screen turns black)
You actually have to see it to understand how disgusting it realy is...
Are you like 2 years old or something?
Disgusting?
No, even a 2-year-old would laugh at that.
It's funny.
Y'know - funn-AH etc.
A-blab-blab?
Huh?
I suppose this rules out any seckshual advances, I'd hate to be called disgusting.
Foo'
Wax my beatle
Disgusting?
No, even a 2-year-old would laugh at that.
It's funny.
Y'know - funn-AH etc.
A-blab-blab?
Huh?
I suppose this rules out any seckshual advances, I'd hate to be called disgusting.
Foo'
Wax my beatle
Well, okay, it's funny, but osme people would find it disgusting. Besides, would a 2-year-old even understand it?
good point
Well it might be a genetically modified, super-intelligent baby! ^_^
good point. or it could be an eight year old born on feb 29th
Now THAT really is a good point! Never thought of that!
Ratchet and Clank Humour Thread, anyone?! :)
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