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Many competitors have decided to battle it out in SR Deathmatch, a battle arena where anything goes. We are headlined tonight by Time Warp taking on Wookie Monster. These two are fighting for supremacy and notability. Who will win? Only time will tell. Lets go to the arena for our first bout.
Fatal 5 Way 5 Corner Match- jd99.vs.SnoopDoggyDan.vs.Deltajava.vs.Quiksilver.vs.Shocktrooper.
JD and Snoop begin and Snoop begins rapping and JD's head flies off, eliminating jd. Deltajava and Quiksilver are up next. Quiksilver transforms into Khazar and swears at Deltajava and all of the little java applets fail to load, killing DJ. Trooper, QS and Snoop battle it out in a 3 way. Snoop raps at Trooper but a shock waves goes through Trooper. Trooper grabs Snoop, giving him an electric shock. QS tries to do another Khazar on Trooper but it turns into a shockwave and flies back at QS. QS repels it back to Trooper in a spam form, killing Trooper.
Winner: Quiksilver.
Wow, Quiksilver swore and spammed his way to victory. Lets go on with the next battle.
Triple Threat Match
Turbonutter.vs.RastaBilltStank.vs.Seifer.
Seifer eliminates Rasta by spamming him in the face, making Rasta's heart explode. Turbo runs around Seifer really fast, thus making Seifer spin. Turbo then pushes Seifer and Seifer spins 30 miles west, where we falls off of a cliff.
Winner: Turbonutter.
Wow! What a move by TBN. Coming up next, Dan2k1, Dringo and Your Honour battle it out in more 3 way action.
Triple Threat Match
Dan2k1.vs.Dringo.vs.Your Honour.
Dan grabs Dringo and whines in his ear. He whines so loud that Dringo's head liquifies, eliminating him. The cleaners come in and scrape him away as the match continues with YH and Dan. YH's head turns electric and he says "X3=9 squared" and he throws some bolts at Dan, frying him. All that is left are some shoes that look strangely like those of Sonic and a black jacket with the name "Squall" on it.
Winner: Your Honour.
Oh my god! YH used his brainpower as a weapon. Amazing. I understand that Dringo has now completely liquified and he is being taken backstage to the freezer straight away.
Goatboy.vs.Pb
PB and Goatboy fight around and Goatboy makes a signal and a herd of goats come stampeding through the arena and go to pb but PB jumps in a Matrix-Style and all the goats runa long. Goatboy destroys PB by breathing in heavily and then blowing out as hard as he can, blowing out Foot and Mouth disease with it. All of PB's skin peels off his body and a skeleton is left.
Winner: Goatboy
Wow! Next, it's time for our grand finale. Time Warp takes on Wookie Monster. This will be one for the greats.
Time Warp.vs.Wookie Monster
TW and WM brawl all over the place. Eventually though, TW gets the upper hand and very quickly motions his hand down, ripping a hole in the space time continuam, making a Time Warp. WM is thrown into it and TW thinks he's won but 300 wookies stampede down and run over TW. They go to save WM but it is too late.
Winner: No Contest.
Oh my god!!! Both men are dead. I guess this mean's that the winner of the election is...me! See ya later.
Shaneo grabs the Notable crown and skips gayly away.
Fatal 5 Way 5 Corner Match- jd99.vs.SnoopDoggyDan.vs.Deltajava.vs.Quiksilver.vs.Shocktrooper.
JD and Snoop begin and Snoop begins rapping and JD's head flies off, eliminating jd. Deltajava and Quiksilver are up next. Quiksilver transforms into Khazar and swears at Deltajava and all of the little java applets fail to load, killing DJ. Trooper, QS and Snoop battle it out in a 3 way. Snoop raps at Trooper but a shock waves goes through Trooper. Trooper grabs Snoop, giving him an electric shock. QS tries to do another Khazar on Trooper but it turns into a shockwave and flies back at QS. QS repels it back to Trooper in a spam form, killing Trooper.
Winner: Quiksilver.
Wow, Quiksilver swore and spammed his way to victory. Lets go on with the next battle.
Triple Threat Match
Turbonutter.vs.RastaBilltStank.vs.Seifer.
Seifer eliminates Rasta by spamming him in the face, making Rasta's heart explode. Turbo runs around Seifer really fast, thus making Seifer spin. Turbo then pushes Seifer and Seifer spins 30 miles west, where we falls off of a cliff.
Winner: Turbonutter.
Wow! What a move by TBN. Coming up next, Dan2k1, Dringo and Your Honour battle it out in more 3 way action.
Triple Threat Match
Dan2k1.vs.Dringo.vs.Your Honour.
Dan grabs Dringo and whines in his ear. He whines so loud that Dringo's head liquifies, eliminating him. The cleaners come in and scrape him away as the match continues with YH and Dan. YH's head turns electric and he says "X3=9 squared" and he throws some bolts at Dan, frying him. All that is left are some shoes that look strangely like those of Sonic and a black jacket with the name "Squall" on it.
Winner: Your Honour.
Oh my god! YH used his brainpower as a weapon. Amazing. I understand that Dringo has now completely liquified and he is being taken backstage to the freezer straight away.
Goatboy.vs.Pb
PB and Goatboy fight around and Goatboy makes a signal and a herd of goats come stampeding through the arena and go to pb but PB jumps in a Matrix-Style and all the goats runa long. Goatboy destroys PB by breathing in heavily and then blowing out as hard as he can, blowing out Foot and Mouth disease with it. All of PB's skin peels off his body and a skeleton is left.
Winner: Goatboy
Wow! Next, it's time for our grand finale. Time Warp takes on Wookie Monster. This will be one for the greats.
Time Warp.vs.Wookie Monster
TW and WM brawl all over the place. Eventually though, TW gets the upper hand and very quickly motions his hand down, ripping a hole in the space time continuam, making a Time Warp. WM is thrown into it and TW thinks he's won but 300 wookies stampede down and run over TW. They go to save WM but it is too late.
Winner: No Contest.
Oh my god!!! Both men are dead. I guess this mean's that the winner of the election is...me! See ya later.
Shaneo grabs the Notable crown and skips gayly away.
Hmm, interesting - well, not really - I didn't read it! HA!!
hey !!! where is the SR deathmatch ??? is it new ??
Hurrah!
My special move is the TurboProd though.
My special move is the TurboProd though.
Many competitors have decided to battle it out in SR Deathmatch, a battle arena where anything goes. We are headlined tonight by Time Warp taking on Wookie Monster. These two are fighting for supremacy and notability. Who will win? Only time will tell. Lets go to the arena for our first bout.
Fatal 5 Way 5 Corner Match- jd99.vs.SnoopDoggyDan.vs.Deltajava.vs.Quiksilver.vs.Shocktrooper.
JD and Snoop begin and Snoop begins rapping and JD's head flies off, eliminating jd. Deltajava and Quiksilver are up next. Quiksilver transforms into Khazar and swears at Deltajava and all of the little java applets fail to load, killing DJ. Trooper, QS and Snoop battle it out in a 3 way. Snoop raps at Trooper but a shock waves goes through Trooper. Trooper grabs Snoop, giving him an electric shock. QS tries to do another Khazar on Trooper but it turns into a shockwave and flies back at QS. QS repels it back to Trooper in a spam form, killing Trooper.
Winner: Quiksilver.
Wow, Quiksilver swore and spammed his way to victory. Lets go on with the next battle.
Triple Threat Match
Turbonutter.vs.RastaBilltStank.vs.Seifer.
Seifer eliminates Rasta by spamming him in the face, making Rasta's heart explode. Turbo runs around Seifer really fast, thus making Seifer spin. Turbo then pushes Seifer and Seifer spins 30 miles west, where we falls off of a cliff.
Winner: Turbonutter.
Wow! What a move by TBN. Coming up next, Dan2k1, Dringo and Your Honour battle it out in more 3 way action.
Triple Threat Match
Dan2k1.vs.Dringo.vs.Your Honour.
Dan grabs Dringo and whines in his ear. He whines so loud that Dringo's head liquifies, eliminating him. The cleaners come in and scrape him away as the match continues with YH and Dan. YH's head turns electric and he says "X3=9 squared" and he throws some bolts at Dan, frying him. All that is left are some shoes that look strangely like those of Sonic and a black jacket with the name "Squall" on it.
Winner: Your Honour.
Oh my god! YH used his brainpower as a weapon. Amazing. I understand that Dringo has now completely liquified and he is being taken backstage to the freezer straight away.
Goatboy.vs.Pb
PB and Goatboy fight around and Goatboy makes a signal and a herd of goats come stampeding through the arena and go to pb but PB jumps in a Matrix-Style and all the goats runa long. Goatboy destroys PB by breathing in heavily and then blowing out as hard as he can, blowing out Foot and Mouth disease with it. All of PB's skin peels off his body and a skeleton is left.
Winner: Goatboy
Wow! Next, it's time for our grand finale. Time Warp takes on Wookie Monster. This will be one for the greats.
Time Warp.vs.Wookie Monster
TW and WM brawl all over the place. Eventually though, TW gets the upper hand and very quickly motions his hand down, ripping a hole in the space time continuam, making a Time Warp. WM is thrown into it and TW thinks he's won but 300 wookies stampede down and run over TW. They go to save WM but it is too late.
Winner: No Contest.
Oh my god!!! Both men are dead. I guess this mean's that the winner of the election is...me! See ya later.
Shaneo grabs the Notable crown and skips gayly away.
Fatal 5 Way 5 Corner Match- jd99.vs.SnoopDoggyDan.vs.Deltajava.vs.Quiksilver.vs.Shocktrooper.
JD and Snoop begin and Snoop begins rapping and JD's head flies off, eliminating jd. Deltajava and Quiksilver are up next. Quiksilver transforms into Khazar and swears at Deltajava and all of the little java applets fail to load, killing DJ. Trooper, QS and Snoop battle it out in a 3 way. Snoop raps at Trooper but a shock waves goes through Trooper. Trooper grabs Snoop, giving him an electric shock. QS tries to do another Khazar on Trooper but it turns into a shockwave and flies back at QS. QS repels it back to Trooper in a spam form, killing Trooper.
Winner: Quiksilver.
Wow, Quiksilver swore and spammed his way to victory. Lets go on with the next battle.
Triple Threat Match
Turbonutter.vs.RastaBilltStank.vs.Seifer.
Seifer eliminates Rasta by spamming him in the face, making Rasta's heart explode. Turbo runs around Seifer really fast, thus making Seifer spin. Turbo then pushes Seifer and Seifer spins 30 miles west, where we falls off of a cliff.
Winner: Turbonutter.
Wow! What a move by TBN. Coming up next, Dan2k1, Dringo and Your Honour battle it out in more 3 way action.
Triple Threat Match
Dan2k1.vs.Dringo.vs.Your Honour.
Dan grabs Dringo and whines in his ear. He whines so loud that Dringo's head liquifies, eliminating him. The cleaners come in and scrape him away as the match continues with YH and Dan. YH's head turns electric and he says "X3=9 squared" and he throws some bolts at Dan, frying him. All that is left are some shoes that look strangely like those of Sonic and a black jacket with the name "Squall" on it.
Winner: Your Honour.
Oh my god! YH used his brainpower as a weapon. Amazing. I understand that Dringo has now completely liquified and he is being taken backstage to the freezer straight away.
Goatboy.vs.Pb
PB and Goatboy fight around and Goatboy makes a signal and a herd of goats come stampeding through the arena and go to pb but PB jumps in a Matrix-Style and all the goats runa long. Goatboy destroys PB by breathing in heavily and then blowing out as hard as he can, blowing out Foot and Mouth disease with it. All of PB's skin peels off his body and a skeleton is left.
Winner: Goatboy
Wow! Next, it's time for our grand finale. Time Warp takes on Wookie Monster. This will be one for the greats.
Time Warp.vs.Wookie Monster
TW and WM brawl all over the place. Eventually though, TW gets the upper hand and very quickly motions his hand down, ripping a hole in the space time continuam, making a Time Warp. WM is thrown into it and TW thinks he's won but 300 wookies stampede down and run over TW. They go to save WM but it is too late.
Winner: No Contest.
Oh my god!!! Both men are dead. I guess this mean's that the winner of the election is...me! See ya later.
Shaneo grabs the Notable crown and skips gayly away.