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The scenes and emotions portrayed or shown are not real and should never be taken seriously. You have been forewarned. Have fun!
SR Park Theme Tune:
Goin’ down to SR park, gonna leave all my worries behind.
SR crew mumble.
Goin’ down to SR park, gonna see if I can unwind.
SR crew mumble.
SR Park…
Introducing…Ant.
A small insect that enjoys the pleasure of sugar. The world’s smartest ant apparently.
Grix Thaves…
This fellow owns Swordspines™, a games development company. He is a long-serving SR member and very knowledgeable.
Sniper…
Seemingly indestructible. He seems to “die” every episode but miraculously respawn, as if it was a cheap movie, TV series or even a game.
Er-No…
The funniest person in the SR Park neighbourhood. He even cracks jokes about the many “deaths” of Sniper. He is your average guy.
Fantasy Meister…
One of the wisest SR Park residents. He is looked up to and is often referred to as an oracle and branded eccentric.
Tony…
The mayor of SR Park. The man with the plan lays down all of the laws. He also has assistants, who are also his servants.
Ali / Webmaster / Mr. Snuggly…
The assistants of Tony and also his servants. They help Tony run the town.
And of course, the other 93 residents in SR park, including Bonus, Time Warp, Meka Dragon and many more who will appear today and in later episodes.
Ant is crawling along the floor. Sniper is zooming in at him with his Sniper Rifle.
Sniper: Die Ant!
Just as he’s about to shoot Ant, Grix Thaves turns up and hits Sniper over the head.
Grix: Trying to kill Ant again?
Sniper: Yeah.
Grix: That’s not right…grenades will kill him better.
Sniper: Where? Let me see.
Sniper throws the grenade but it goes straight up in the air and is coming down. Grix and Sniper closely evade the grenade as it explodes whilst they’re catching their breath.
Grix: Damn! That was close! We can’t die on the 1st episode.
Sniper: Damn straight.
Sniper and Grix look behind them and Ant is drinking a drink called “Weight Gain 200”. Ant is 6 feet tall and has a grenade launcher in his hand.
Ant: Suck grenades!
Ant fires from the grenade launcher and Grix swallows the grenade.
Ant: The plot has changed. Everyone in SR Park will die, not just Sniper.
Sniper flees from the scene as Ant goes on a rampage, killing 94 of the 100 SR Park residents. Bodies are spread all over the village and Sniper emerges from his hideaway, in a dark cave. A strange looking spider with devilish eyes emerges from the cave and follows Sniper. Sniper is unaware. Sniper looks at all the dead bodies.
Sniper: Oh my god!
Sniper turns around and sees the spider.
Ant: Hello Sniper, I’m Spider Ant and now, you will die.
Ant turns into a 9-foot spider and eats Sniper hole. Sniper is heard struggling in Ant’s stomach so Ant drinks some acid, burning Sniper. Ant reaches into his throat and pulls out some bones that are burnt. He morphs back into an Ant goes back to his normal size. He goes to Mayor Tony’s office. Snuggly, Ali and Webmaster are feeding Tony strawberries.
Tony: What do you want?
Ant: I want to kill you and your buddies here.
Tony: Never! Boys, get him!
Snuggly runs first and Ant pulls out his grenade launcher. He fires it, killing Ali and Snuggly. Webmaster tries to climb out of the window but Tony pushes him over and tries to climb out himself.
Tony: Sorry Webmaster, you’re bait.
Ant puts away his grenade launcher and gets out his potato gun. He fires it into the chest of Webmaster and Webmaster slowly dies as the hot potato burns at Webmaster’s liver.
Tony: No!!!!!!!!!
Tony jumps out of the window and runs away. Tony is running so fast that he can’t stop. Ant has a cooker in his hands and lays it down in Tony’s path. Tony runs into the cooker. Ant shuts the door and laughs demonicly. Tony conveniently finds an axe in his left trouser pocket. He tries to axe his way out but it’s too late and Tony is dead.
Ant: I have eliminated everyone in South Park.
Just then, Sniper walks on with a Shotgun.
Sniper: Not everybody.
Ant: How did you get out of my stomach?
Sniper: I crawled out of your buttocks. You have a huge ass!
Ant: Die anyway.
Ant fires his potato gun but Sniper fires his shotgun, ricocheting the bullet back into Ant. The potato hits Ant, killing him instantly. The potato then flies up in the air.
Sniper: Sniper saves the day! Yay!
The airborne potato comes down and lands on Sniper’s head, killing him.
Residents of SR Park: 00
Number Of Deaths In Region: 100
Murder: 99
Suicide: 00
Accidental Death: 01
The End.
Tune in next week for the continuing escapades of the residents of SR Park.
The scenes and emotions portrayed or shown are not real and should never be taken seriously. You have been forewarned. Have fun!
SR Park Theme Tune:
Goin’ down to SR park, gonna leave all my worries behind.
SR crew mumble.
Goin’ down to SR park, gonna see if I can unwind.
SR crew mumble.
SR Park…
Introducing…Ant.
A small insect that enjoys the pleasure of sugar. The world’s smartest ant apparently.
Grix Thaves…
This fellow owns Swordspines™, a games development company. He is a long-serving SR member and very knowledgeable.
Sniper…
Seemingly indestructible. He seems to “die” every episode but miraculously respawn, as if it was a cheap movie, TV series or even a game.
Er-No…
The funniest person in the SR Park neighbourhood. He even cracks jokes about the many “deaths” of Sniper. He is your average guy.
Fantasy Meister…
One of the wisest SR Park residents. He is looked up to and is often referred to as an oracle and branded eccentric.
Tony…
The mayor of SR Park. The man with the plan lays down all of the laws. He also has assistants, who are also his servants.
Ali / Webmaster / Mr. Snuggly…
The assistants of Tony and also his servants. They help Tony run the town.
And of course, the other 93 residents in SR park, including Bonus, Time Warp, Meka Dragon and many more who will appear today and in later episodes.
Ant is crawling along the floor. Sniper is zooming in at him with his Sniper Rifle.
Sniper: Die Ant!
Just as he’s about to shoot Ant, Grix Thaves turns up and hits Sniper over the head.
Grix: Trying to kill Ant again?
Sniper: Yeah.
Grix: That’s not right…grenades will kill him better.
Sniper: Where? Let me see.
Sniper throws the grenade but it goes straight up in the air and is coming down. Grix and Sniper closely evade the grenade as it explodes whilst they’re catching their breath.
Grix: Damn! That was close! We can’t die on the 1st episode.
Sniper: Damn straight.
Sniper and Grix look behind them and Ant is drinking a drink called “Weight Gain 200”. Ant is 6 feet tall and has a grenade launcher in his hand.
Ant: Suck grenades!
Ant fires from the grenade launcher and Grix swallows the grenade.
Ant: The plot has changed. Everyone in SR Park will die, not just Sniper.
Sniper flees from the scene as Ant goes on a rampage, killing 94 of the 100 SR Park residents. Bodies are spread all over the village and Sniper emerges from his hideaway, in a dark cave. A strange looking spider with devilish eyes emerges from the cave and follows Sniper. Sniper is unaware. Sniper looks at all the dead bodies.
Sniper: Oh my god!
Sniper turns around and sees the spider.
Ant: Hello Sniper, I’m Spider Ant and now, you will die.
Ant turns into a 9-foot spider and eats Sniper hole. Sniper is heard struggling in Ant’s stomach so Ant drinks some acid, burning Sniper. Ant reaches into his throat and pulls out some bones that are burnt. He morphs back into an Ant goes back to his normal size. He goes to Mayor Tony’s office. Snuggly, Ali and Webmaster are feeding Tony strawberries.
Tony: What do you want?
Ant: I want to kill you and your buddies here.
Tony: Never! Boys, get him!
Snuggly runs first and Ant pulls out his grenade launcher. He fires it, killing Ali and Snuggly. Webmaster tries to climb out of the window but Tony pushes him over and tries to climb out himself.
Tony: Sorry Webmaster, you’re bait.
Ant puts away his grenade launcher and gets out his potato gun. He fires it into the chest of Webmaster and Webmaster slowly dies as the hot potato burns at Webmaster’s liver.
Tony: No!!!!!!!!!
Tony jumps out of the window and runs away. Tony is running so fast that he can’t stop. Ant has a cooker in his hands and lays it down in Tony’s path. Tony runs into the cooker. Ant shuts the door and laughs demonicly. Tony conveniently finds an axe in his left trouser pocket. He tries to axe his way out but it’s too late and Tony is dead.
Ant: I have eliminated everyone in South Park.
Just then, Sniper walks on with a Shotgun.
Sniper: Not everybody.
Ant: How did you get out of my stomach?
Sniper: I crawled out of your buttocks. You have a huge ass!
Ant: Die anyway.
Ant fires his potato gun but Sniper fires his shotgun, ricocheting the bullet back into Ant. The potato hits Ant, killing him instantly. The potato then flies up in the air.
Sniper: Sniper saves the day! Yay!
The airborne potato comes down and lands on Sniper’s head, killing him.
Residents of SR Park: 00
Number Of Deaths In Region: 100
Murder: 99
Suicide: 00
Accidental Death: 01
The End.
Tune in next week for the continuing escapades of the residents of SR Park.
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Yeah, very coo!
Lol every1 and thanks Big Slow. Seif, yes like the movie promos.
It's spelt Narrator, isn't it?
A deep male voice. Like the promos on TV.
Haha! I know, a solution. Narrater: Oh my god! They killed Sniper!
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