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After being inspired by Meka Dragon, here are the games I will be playing this Christmas:
Gran Turisto- The game starts in Sheffield's Skyline retirement home as a group of 10 grannies set off on a huge quest in order to find a peaceful new home away from the pollution-full cities of the world.They decide to travel to Dover where they would take a ferry to France.After emptying the home's kitty, they find themselves on the street without any forms of transport. Upon meeting with one of the grannies on exchange trip from Japan, they all decide that Nissan (the japanese granny's name)can help them get further in their quest. After acquiring some of the oldest cars ever seen, dumped on the outskirts of the city, the grannies decide to earn some money by racing in sponsored tournaments.Upon earning some cash they travel from town to town racing in different championships. Finally after getting in London, they discover that The Millenium Dome is hosting one of the most prestigious cups in history-GT World Championships.Unfortunately, just 3 days before the start of the championship they find out that GT stands for Gays & Transvestites. The nifty mini-game kicks in where you have to convince the judges that you are one of the sexual minorities and get the prize money.
When they arrive to Dover, they manage to claim the status of Illegal Immigrants and sneak their way onto the ferry.
After travelling around the world, they manage to buy better and faster cars equipped with latest technology eg.pea shooters, damaged oil canisters plus more of the latest weapons on the market. On their journeys, they meet up with a bunch of Grandads and they continue their quest.
When you finally have enough money to fund your own retirement home, Ollen Wrincly MP(Old and Wrinkly geddit?) the head of the Department of the Retired tries to hunt down the Oldies.They finally square off in Bahamas where u have to fight as the Oldies against the Wrincly's gang. After beating the gang and throwing the MP to the sharks, the Oldies finally build their new retirement home and relax....
Gran Turisto 2-...But not for long.It emerges that Ollen Wrincly isn't dead and is determined to return the Oldies to their home. He gives the Oldies two choices:1.To come back straight to Sheffield or 2.Find the Fountain Of Youth for him before the given deadline.Oldies travel around the world looking for the Fountain before infiltrating the secret base on Shallow Noses island off the cost of Papua New Guinea. After beating the boss-Solid Jake they find the Fountain Of Youth thanks to Jake who decides to retire from his job as a lead pharmacist. They help Ollen Wrinkly who finally forgives the Oldies and lets them live in peace.
Gran Turisto 3: Nan's Specs- Just months after coming back from their magnificent journey they head off into the dangerous world once more. Gran Nissan discoveres that her glasses have been stolen.She becomes very ill and it is up to yoy to bring back the glasses that will cure her. You head off around the world again and question people about the missing glasses. Your old friend Ollen Wrinkly lends a helping hand and together you find out the truth.When you discover that the person in possesion of Nissan's glasses also wants to rule the world and that person is Harry Potter, you find the motors you have been using during Gran Turisto and face the trials against the best drivers that have been put forward by Potter.Once you win all the races, you have explore Potters castle in order to get the specs and stop the Evil One from destroying the world.After an agonising battle with Harry, you finally recover the specs and go back to Bahamas just in time to save Nissan.
Yep, I sure think that these games are going to be sure blockbusters
Gran Turisto- The game starts in Sheffield's Skyline retirement home as a group of 10 grannies set off on a huge quest in order to find a peaceful new home away from the pollution-full cities of the world.They decide to travel to Dover where they would take a ferry to France.After emptying the home's kitty, they find themselves on the street without any forms of transport. Upon meeting with one of the grannies on exchange trip from Japan, they all decide that Nissan (the japanese granny's name)can help them get further in their quest. After acquiring some of the oldest cars ever seen, dumped on the outskirts of the city, the grannies decide to earn some money by racing in sponsored tournaments.Upon earning some cash they travel from town to town racing in different championships. Finally after getting in London, they discover that The Millenium Dome is hosting one of the most prestigious cups in history-GT World Championships.Unfortunately, just 3 days before the start of the championship they find out that GT stands for Gays & Transvestites. The nifty mini-game kicks in where you have to convince the judges that you are one of the sexual minorities and get the prize money.
When they arrive to Dover, they manage to claim the status of Illegal Immigrants and sneak their way onto the ferry.
After travelling around the world, they manage to buy better and faster cars equipped with latest technology eg.pea shooters, damaged oil canisters plus more of the latest weapons on the market. On their journeys, they meet up with a bunch of Grandads and they continue their quest.
When you finally have enough money to fund your own retirement home, Ollen Wrincly MP(Old and Wrinkly geddit?) the head of the Department of the Retired tries to hunt down the Oldies.They finally square off in Bahamas where u have to fight as the Oldies against the Wrincly's gang. After beating the gang and throwing the MP to the sharks, the Oldies finally build their new retirement home and relax....
Gran Turisto 2-...But not for long.It emerges that Ollen Wrincly isn't dead and is determined to return the Oldies to their home. He gives the Oldies two choices:1.To come back straight to Sheffield or 2.Find the Fountain Of Youth for him before the given deadline.Oldies travel around the world looking for the Fountain before infiltrating the secret base on Shallow Noses island off the cost of Papua New Guinea. After beating the boss-Solid Jake they find the Fountain Of Youth thanks to Jake who decides to retire from his job as a lead pharmacist. They help Ollen Wrinkly who finally forgives the Oldies and lets them live in peace.
Gran Turisto 3: Nan's Specs- Just months after coming back from their magnificent journey they head off into the dangerous world once more. Gran Nissan discoveres that her glasses have been stolen.She becomes very ill and it is up to yoy to bring back the glasses that will cure her. You head off around the world again and question people about the missing glasses. Your old friend Ollen Wrinkly lends a helping hand and together you find out the truth.When you discover that the person in possesion of Nissan's glasses also wants to rule the world and that person is Harry Potter, you find the motors you have been using during Gran Turisto and face the trials against the best drivers that have been put forward by Potter.Once you win all the races, you have explore Potters castle in order to get the specs and stop the Evil One from destroying the world.After an agonising battle with Harry, you finally recover the specs and go back to Bahamas just in time to save Nissan.
Yep, I sure think that these games are going to be sure blockbusters
What do u people think??
After being inspired by Meka Dragon, here are the games I will be playing this Christmas:
Gran Turisto- The game starts in Sheffield's Skyline retirement home as a group of 10 grannies set off on a huge quest in order to find a peaceful new home away from the pollution-full cities of the world.They decide to travel to Dover where they would take a ferry to France.After emptying the home's kitty, they find themselves on the street without any forms of transport. Upon meeting with one of the grannies on exchange trip from Japan, they all decide that Nissan (the japanese granny's name)can help them get further in their quest. After acquiring some of the oldest cars ever seen, dumped on the outskirts of the city, the grannies decide to earn some money by racing in sponsored tournaments.Upon earning some cash they travel from town to town racing in different championships. Finally after getting in London, they discover that The Millenium Dome is hosting one of the most prestigious cups in history-GT World Championships.Unfortunately, just 3 days before the start of the championship they find out that GT stands for Gays & Transvestites. The nifty mini-game kicks in where you have to convince the judges that you are one of the sexual minorities and get the prize money.
When they arrive to Dover, they manage to claim the status of Illegal Immigrants and sneak their way onto the ferry.
After travelling around the world, they manage to buy better and faster cars equipped with latest technology eg.pea shooters, damaged oil canisters plus more of the latest weapons on the market. On their journeys, they meet up with a bunch of Grandads and they continue their quest.
When you finally have enough money to fund your own retirement home, Ollen Wrincly MP(Old and Wrinkly geddit?) the head of the Department of the Retired tries to hunt down the Oldies.They finally square off in Bahamas where u have to fight as the Oldies against the Wrincly's gang. After beating the gang and throwing the MP to the sharks, the Oldies finally build their new retirement home and relax....
Gran Turisto 2-...But not for long.It emerges that Ollen Wrincly isn't dead and is determined to return the Oldies to their home. He gives the Oldies two choices:1.To come back straight to Sheffield or 2.Find the Fountain Of Youth for him before the given deadline.Oldies travel around the world looking for the Fountain before infiltrating the secret base on Shallow Noses island off the cost of Papua New Guinea. After beating the boss-Solid Jake they find the Fountain Of Youth thanks to Jake who decides to retire from his job as a lead pharmacist. They help Ollen Wrinkly who finally forgives the Oldies and lets them live in peace.
Gran Turisto 3: Nan's Specs- Just months after coming back from their magnificent journey they head off into the dangerous world once more. Gran Nissan discoveres that her glasses have been stolen.She becomes very ill and it is up to yoy to bring back the glasses that will cure her. You head off around the world again and question people about the missing glasses. Your old friend Ollen Wrinkly lends a helping hand and together you find out the truth.When you discover that the person in possesion of Nissan's glasses also wants to rule the world and that person is Harry Potter, you find the motors you have been using during Gran Turisto and face the trials against the best drivers that have been put forward by Potter.Once you win all the races, you have explore Potters castle in order to get the specs and stop the Evil One from destroying the world.After an agonising battle with Harry, you finally recover the specs and go back to Bahamas just in time to save Nissan.
Yep, I sure think that these games are going to be sure blockbusters
Gran Turisto- The game starts in Sheffield's Skyline retirement home as a group of 10 grannies set off on a huge quest in order to find a peaceful new home away from the pollution-full cities of the world.They decide to travel to Dover where they would take a ferry to France.After emptying the home's kitty, they find themselves on the street without any forms of transport. Upon meeting with one of the grannies on exchange trip from Japan, they all decide that Nissan (the japanese granny's name)can help them get further in their quest. After acquiring some of the oldest cars ever seen, dumped on the outskirts of the city, the grannies decide to earn some money by racing in sponsored tournaments.Upon earning some cash they travel from town to town racing in different championships. Finally after getting in London, they discover that The Millenium Dome is hosting one of the most prestigious cups in history-GT World Championships.Unfortunately, just 3 days before the start of the championship they find out that GT stands for Gays & Transvestites. The nifty mini-game kicks in where you have to convince the judges that you are one of the sexual minorities and get the prize money.
When they arrive to Dover, they manage to claim the status of Illegal Immigrants and sneak their way onto the ferry.
After travelling around the world, they manage to buy better and faster cars equipped with latest technology eg.pea shooters, damaged oil canisters plus more of the latest weapons on the market. On their journeys, they meet up with a bunch of Grandads and they continue their quest.
When you finally have enough money to fund your own retirement home, Ollen Wrincly MP(Old and Wrinkly geddit?) the head of the Department of the Retired tries to hunt down the Oldies.They finally square off in Bahamas where u have to fight as the Oldies against the Wrincly's gang. After beating the gang and throwing the MP to the sharks, the Oldies finally build their new retirement home and relax....
Gran Turisto 2-...But not for long.It emerges that Ollen Wrincly isn't dead and is determined to return the Oldies to their home. He gives the Oldies two choices:1.To come back straight to Sheffield or 2.Find the Fountain Of Youth for him before the given deadline.Oldies travel around the world looking for the Fountain before infiltrating the secret base on Shallow Noses island off the cost of Papua New Guinea. After beating the boss-Solid Jake they find the Fountain Of Youth thanks to Jake who decides to retire from his job as a lead pharmacist. They help Ollen Wrinkly who finally forgives the Oldies and lets them live in peace.
Gran Turisto 3: Nan's Specs- Just months after coming back from their magnificent journey they head off into the dangerous world once more. Gran Nissan discoveres that her glasses have been stolen.She becomes very ill and it is up to yoy to bring back the glasses that will cure her. You head off around the world again and question people about the missing glasses. Your old friend Ollen Wrinkly lends a helping hand and together you find out the truth.When you discover that the person in possesion of Nissan's glasses also wants to rule the world and that person is Harry Potter, you find the motors you have been using during Gran Turisto and face the trials against the best drivers that have been put forward by Potter.Once you win all the races, you have explore Potters castle in order to get the specs and stop the Evil One from destroying the world.After an agonising battle with Harry, you finally recover the specs and go back to Bahamas just in time to save Nissan.
Yep, I sure think that these games are going to be sure blockbusters