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Wed 15/08/01 at 14:01
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Have you every wondered how PS2 games could appear in the real world as consumer products ? Maybe I should get into marketing ?!
18 WHEELER - Ultra sturdy multidirectional wheely bin

7 BLADES - the latest razor in the Gilette series. Beats Mach 3 anytime !

AQUA AQUA: WETRIX - New shaving gel to go with 7 Blades.

BLOODY ROAR - New brand name for womens products

COMMANDOS - The latest in 'no underwear' fashion

DARK CLOUD - Worlds greatest indegestion pills

DEAD OR ALIVE - Old folks home

DEVIL MAY CRY and/or DRIVING EMOTION - Advertisement for men to understand their emotions

ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND - Latest attraction in theme park / zoo

EXTERMINATION - insect repellent

FANTAVISION - Like having 'beer goggles' only for softdrink drinkers

FORMULA ONE 2001 - shampoo

FREAK OUT - New consumer service. We'll dispose of any freaks in your neighborhood.

FUR FIGHTERS - animal rights activists

HALF - LIFE - Old folks home

KENGO - MASTERS OF BUSHIDO BLADE - Gardening service

KURI KURI MIX - breakfast cereal

MAX PAYNE - anti-pain killer ! For pain junkies.

ONIMUSHA: WARLORDS - Peas. Catchphrase to get kids to eat them "Only-Mushy peas make you a warlord".

POOL MASTER - Swimming pool cleaner for hire.

PROJECT EDEN - Transform your garden with our 5 easy step plan

When your stomach is Ready 2 Rumble, you need to eat more KURI KURI MIX.

RING OF RED - Modern name for Sudocrem.

SHADOW OF MEMORIES - Old folks home.

SILENT HILL - Another old folks home.

SILENT SCOPE - Voyeur device

TIMESPLITTERS - Can't manage your time properly, call us....

Restore all your old railings with new TWISTED METAL BLACK or METAL GEAR SOLID

WIPEOUT FUSION - 'special' service for those who forgot to buy extra loo rolls and now have a nasty hardened mess to sort out.

ZONE OF THE ENDERS - Eastenders spin off

OK, I'm out of ideas totally... in fact it was a bit of a stretch to come up with some of these.
Ever start a post then wonder what the hell you are talking about ???
Anyone out there got any more ideas ?
Thu 16/08/01 at 23:55
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twas pretty witty, and a shame it didn't win.

are you the only 'actual' girl that contributes to this forum ?
Thu 16/08/01 at 14:00
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too much bother.
Thu 16/08/01 at 09:27
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> To Big Slow, follow the links from Reviews to PS2 Reviews and you'll see a nice big list of games.

To Resi, apologies if I am not being witty enough for you (I thought I was fairly witty actually)... just trying to write something different. Maybe I should write more about GT3 or that Wabbit.... !
Wed 15/08/01 at 17:50
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I bet you this'll win because, if that gibberish that won yesterday can win then all you have to do is make em laugh.

Hardly "witty,informative and usefull" is it Special Reserve?

NOPE!!!
Wed 15/08/01 at 16:45
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i tell you what. post some game names and ill think of something to go with them. i cant think of anygames that arnt on that list
Wed 15/08/01 at 15:22
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I can see a GAD coming along....

Nice post!
Wed 15/08/01 at 14:30
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RED FACTION- satans believer group
Wed 15/08/01 at 14:24
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> Absolutely not.
I copied the list of games from special reserves "PS2 reviews" list, then removed the ones I couldn't think of anything funny for.
Wed 15/08/01 at 14:13
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didnt you copy paste that off a website? im sure ive seen it before. and its alphabetical so im suspicious more.
Wed 15/08/01 at 14:01
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Have you every wondered how PS2 games could appear in the real world as consumer products ? Maybe I should get into marketing ?!
18 WHEELER - Ultra sturdy multidirectional wheely bin

7 BLADES - the latest razor in the Gilette series. Beats Mach 3 anytime !

AQUA AQUA: WETRIX - New shaving gel to go with 7 Blades.

BLOODY ROAR - New brand name for womens products

COMMANDOS - The latest in 'no underwear' fashion

DARK CLOUD - Worlds greatest indegestion pills

DEAD OR ALIVE - Old folks home

DEVIL MAY CRY and/or DRIVING EMOTION - Advertisement for men to understand their emotions

ESCAPE FROM MONKEY ISLAND - Latest attraction in theme park / zoo

EXTERMINATION - insect repellent

FANTAVISION - Like having 'beer goggles' only for softdrink drinkers

FORMULA ONE 2001 - shampoo

FREAK OUT - New consumer service. We'll dispose of any freaks in your neighborhood.

FUR FIGHTERS - animal rights activists

HALF - LIFE - Old folks home

KENGO - MASTERS OF BUSHIDO BLADE - Gardening service

KURI KURI MIX - breakfast cereal

MAX PAYNE - anti-pain killer ! For pain junkies.

ONIMUSHA: WARLORDS - Peas. Catchphrase to get kids to eat them "Only-Mushy peas make you a warlord".

POOL MASTER - Swimming pool cleaner for hire.

PROJECT EDEN - Transform your garden with our 5 easy step plan

When your stomach is Ready 2 Rumble, you need to eat more KURI KURI MIX.

RING OF RED - Modern name for Sudocrem.

SHADOW OF MEMORIES - Old folks home.

SILENT HILL - Another old folks home.

SILENT SCOPE - Voyeur device

TIMESPLITTERS - Can't manage your time properly, call us....

Restore all your old railings with new TWISTED METAL BLACK or METAL GEAR SOLID

WIPEOUT FUSION - 'special' service for those who forgot to buy extra loo rolls and now have a nasty hardened mess to sort out.

ZONE OF THE ENDERS - Eastenders spin off

OK, I'm out of ideas totally... in fact it was a bit of a stretch to come up with some of these.
Ever start a post then wonder what the hell you are talking about ???
Anyone out there got any more ideas ?

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