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If Ali, and others were lawyers:
Ali has a confusing first date with client Big Sally... and teams up with Iguana to represent a television anchorwoman fired because of her age and sex.
Ali frets over what to wear on his first official date with client Big Sally, whom he's already kissed once. Iguana interrupts and surprises Ali by asking her to be co-counsel in representing Cheatguru, a TV anchorwoman bringing a sex-discrimination lawsuit against her former station. Ali can't resist...because the station's attorney is Turbonutter, whom Ali recently sued for harassment. In court the next day, Ali gets his first taste of victory when they convince the judge to allow a critical piece of evidence that Turbonutter tries to suppress. That night, dancing with Sally also goes well. But when Ali eagerly anticipates their goodnight kiss, Big Sally just pecks him on the cheek instead.
In the morning, Ali ignores Big Sally's phone messages. In court, Cheatguru reads a station survey showing men in the audience have no interest in sleeping with her. Turbonuter twists her testimony into an admission that age discrimination is acceptable in the television industry, and that she was fired because of her age, not her sex. That night, Big Sally comes to talk to Ali. But SHEEPY interrupts to keep Ali from perpetuating his usual relationship-killing maneuvers. The next day, Ali and Iguana put Cheatguru back on the stand. This time, Turbonutter tries to make her suit look like recrimination for a painful divorce. Later, Big Sally finally corners Ali in his office...and breaks up with him. As Grix worries about Sally dumping the firm as well, Reaper comforts Ali with a hug and an assurance that men do indeed like him.
The next day in court, Ali gets Cheatguru's former boss to admit that Cheatguru's firing was both a compromise of his integrity and a concession to stupid viewers. Iguana, sensing the jury likes Ali, asks her to give the closing arguments. Feeling stronger now, Ali visits Big Sally and asks her why she dumped him. To his surprise, she admits that she was afraid of falling too hard for him and fears he's the kind of person who will never be content in a relationship. Ali tells him to think again-he might be just what she's looking for. Later, Ali talks with Iguana. They both agree that Goatboy might be right about why they're so committed to Cheatguru's case: they're worried about getting older themselves.
That afternoon, Grix yells at Ali because Big Sally has made comments about ending his relationship with the firm. Ali tells him not to worry-he and Sally are going out again after all. In court, Ali tells the jury that the "idiot" viewers the television station spoke of are the jury members. She asks them to prove their intelligence by siding with Cheatguru. Turbonutter, in his closing, argues that looks are a factor in television and that the jury should be realistic about this. But while the jury deliberates, Turbonutter shows his unease by offering a settlement of $400,000. Cheatguru turns it down, which makes both Ali and Grix very nervous. Then the verdict comes in: victory for Cheatguru, with $930,000 in damages. That night, Iguana, Reaper, Ali and Big Sally go dancing to celebrate. Ali cannot believe he is not only double dating with Reaper and Iguana, but is with a date he likes as well. For once, he is actually happy.
You'll be happy if my next post is a song now, hey?
Ali has a confusing first date with client Big Sally... and teams up with Iguana to represent a television anchorwoman fired because of her age and sex.
Ali frets over what to wear on his first official date with client Big Sally, whom he's already kissed once. Iguana interrupts and surprises Ali by asking her to be co-counsel in representing Cheatguru, a TV anchorwoman bringing a sex-discrimination lawsuit against her former station. Ali can't resist...because the station's attorney is Turbonutter, whom Ali recently sued for harassment. In court the next day, Ali gets his first taste of victory when they convince the judge to allow a critical piece of evidence that Turbonutter tries to suppress. That night, dancing with Sally also goes well. But when Ali eagerly anticipates their goodnight kiss, Big Sally just pecks him on the cheek instead.
In the morning, Ali ignores Big Sally's phone messages. In court, Cheatguru reads a station survey showing men in the audience have no interest in sleeping with her. Turbonuter twists her testimony into an admission that age discrimination is acceptable in the television industry, and that she was fired because of her age, not her sex. That night, Big Sally comes to talk to Ali. But SHEEPY interrupts to keep Ali from perpetuating his usual relationship-killing maneuvers. The next day, Ali and Iguana put Cheatguru back on the stand. This time, Turbonutter tries to make her suit look like recrimination for a painful divorce. Later, Big Sally finally corners Ali in his office...and breaks up with him. As Grix worries about Sally dumping the firm as well, Reaper comforts Ali with a hug and an assurance that men do indeed like him.
The next day in court, Ali gets Cheatguru's former boss to admit that Cheatguru's firing was both a compromise of his integrity and a concession to stupid viewers. Iguana, sensing the jury likes Ali, asks her to give the closing arguments. Feeling stronger now, Ali visits Big Sally and asks her why she dumped him. To his surprise, she admits that she was afraid of falling too hard for him and fears he's the kind of person who will never be content in a relationship. Ali tells him to think again-he might be just what she's looking for. Later, Ali talks with Iguana. They both agree that Goatboy might be right about why they're so committed to Cheatguru's case: they're worried about getting older themselves.
That afternoon, Grix yells at Ali because Big Sally has made comments about ending his relationship with the firm. Ali tells him not to worry-he and Sally are going out again after all. In court, Ali tells the jury that the "idiot" viewers the television station spoke of are the jury members. She asks them to prove their intelligence by siding with Cheatguru. Turbonutter, in his closing, argues that looks are a factor in television and that the jury should be realistic about this. But while the jury deliberates, Turbonutter shows his unease by offering a settlement of $400,000. Cheatguru turns it down, which makes both Ali and Grix very nervous. Then the verdict comes in: victory for Cheatguru, with $930,000 in damages. That night, Iguana, Reaper, Ali and Big Sally go dancing to celebrate. Ali cannot believe he is not only double dating with Reaper and Iguana, but is with a date he likes as well. For once, he is actually happy.
You'll be happy if my next post is a song now, hey?
Ah my brain!
Yes but does this continue when they say meet up at the pub!
ALi always buys the rounds... etc.
ALi always buys the rounds... etc.
er-no wrote:
Is ali always the
> underdog?
I'd imagine so as Tony owns the company and Ali is merely an employee.....
Is ali always the
> underdog?
I'd imagine so as Tony owns the company and Ali is merely an employee.....
I would love to see Ali and Tony to see if they actually get along... and how it all works between them..
Is ali always the underdog?
Is ali always the underdog?
I say we just whip him and keep the women for our own sanity.
I say we all have a whip-round and buy him a woman.
For our sanity's sake.
For our sanity's sake.
If Ali, and others were lawyers:
Ali has a confusing first date with client Big Sally... and teams up with Iguana to represent a television anchorwoman fired because of her age and sex.
Ali frets over what to wear on his first official date with client Big Sally, whom he's already kissed once. Iguana interrupts and surprises Ali by asking her to be co-counsel in representing Cheatguru, a TV anchorwoman bringing a sex-discrimination lawsuit against her former station. Ali can't resist...because the station's attorney is Turbonutter, whom Ali recently sued for harassment. In court the next day, Ali gets his first taste of victory when they convince the judge to allow a critical piece of evidence that Turbonutter tries to suppress. That night, dancing with Sally also goes well. But when Ali eagerly anticipates their goodnight kiss, Big Sally just pecks him on the cheek instead.
In the morning, Ali ignores Big Sally's phone messages. In court, Cheatguru reads a station survey showing men in the audience have no interest in sleeping with her. Turbonuter twists her testimony into an admission that age discrimination is acceptable in the television industry, and that she was fired because of her age, not her sex. That night, Big Sally comes to talk to Ali. But SHEEPY interrupts to keep Ali from perpetuating his usual relationship-killing maneuvers. The next day, Ali and Iguana put Cheatguru back on the stand. This time, Turbonutter tries to make her suit look like recrimination for a painful divorce. Later, Big Sally finally corners Ali in his office...and breaks up with him. As Grix worries about Sally dumping the firm as well, Reaper comforts Ali with a hug and an assurance that men do indeed like him.
The next day in court, Ali gets Cheatguru's former boss to admit that Cheatguru's firing was both a compromise of his integrity and a concession to stupid viewers. Iguana, sensing the jury likes Ali, asks her to give the closing arguments. Feeling stronger now, Ali visits Big Sally and asks her why she dumped him. To his surprise, she admits that she was afraid of falling too hard for him and fears he's the kind of person who will never be content in a relationship. Ali tells him to think again-he might be just what she's looking for. Later, Ali talks with Iguana. They both agree that Goatboy might be right about why they're so committed to Cheatguru's case: they're worried about getting older themselves.
That afternoon, Grix yells at Ali because Big Sally has made comments about ending his relationship with the firm. Ali tells him not to worry-he and Sally are going out again after all. In court, Ali tells the jury that the "idiot" viewers the television station spoke of are the jury members. She asks them to prove their intelligence by siding with Cheatguru. Turbonutter, in his closing, argues that looks are a factor in television and that the jury should be realistic about this. But while the jury deliberates, Turbonutter shows his unease by offering a settlement of $400,000. Cheatguru turns it down, which makes both Ali and Grix very nervous. Then the verdict comes in: victory for Cheatguru, with $930,000 in damages. That night, Iguana, Reaper, Ali and Big Sally go dancing to celebrate. Ali cannot believe he is not only double dating with Reaper and Iguana, but is with a date he likes as well. For once, he is actually happy.
You'll be happy if my next post is a song now, hey?
Ali has a confusing first date with client Big Sally... and teams up with Iguana to represent a television anchorwoman fired because of her age and sex.
Ali frets over what to wear on his first official date with client Big Sally, whom he's already kissed once. Iguana interrupts and surprises Ali by asking her to be co-counsel in representing Cheatguru, a TV anchorwoman bringing a sex-discrimination lawsuit against her former station. Ali can't resist...because the station's attorney is Turbonutter, whom Ali recently sued for harassment. In court the next day, Ali gets his first taste of victory when they convince the judge to allow a critical piece of evidence that Turbonutter tries to suppress. That night, dancing with Sally also goes well. But when Ali eagerly anticipates their goodnight kiss, Big Sally just pecks him on the cheek instead.
In the morning, Ali ignores Big Sally's phone messages. In court, Cheatguru reads a station survey showing men in the audience have no interest in sleeping with her. Turbonuter twists her testimony into an admission that age discrimination is acceptable in the television industry, and that she was fired because of her age, not her sex. That night, Big Sally comes to talk to Ali. But SHEEPY interrupts to keep Ali from perpetuating his usual relationship-killing maneuvers. The next day, Ali and Iguana put Cheatguru back on the stand. This time, Turbonutter tries to make her suit look like recrimination for a painful divorce. Later, Big Sally finally corners Ali in his office...and breaks up with him. As Grix worries about Sally dumping the firm as well, Reaper comforts Ali with a hug and an assurance that men do indeed like him.
The next day in court, Ali gets Cheatguru's former boss to admit that Cheatguru's firing was both a compromise of his integrity and a concession to stupid viewers. Iguana, sensing the jury likes Ali, asks her to give the closing arguments. Feeling stronger now, Ali visits Big Sally and asks her why she dumped him. To his surprise, she admits that she was afraid of falling too hard for him and fears he's the kind of person who will never be content in a relationship. Ali tells him to think again-he might be just what she's looking for. Later, Ali talks with Iguana. They both agree that Goatboy might be right about why they're so committed to Cheatguru's case: they're worried about getting older themselves.
That afternoon, Grix yells at Ali because Big Sally has made comments about ending his relationship with the firm. Ali tells him not to worry-he and Sally are going out again after all. In court, Ali tells the jury that the "idiot" viewers the television station spoke of are the jury members. She asks them to prove their intelligence by siding with Cheatguru. Turbonutter, in his closing, argues that looks are a factor in television and that the jury should be realistic about this. But while the jury deliberates, Turbonutter shows his unease by offering a settlement of $400,000. Cheatguru turns it down, which makes both Ali and Grix very nervous. Then the verdict comes in: victory for Cheatguru, with $930,000 in damages. That night, Iguana, Reaper, Ali and Big Sally go dancing to celebrate. Ali cannot believe he is not only double dating with Reaper and Iguana, but is with a date he likes as well. For once, he is actually happy.
You'll be happy if my next post is a song now, hey?