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Continuing my efforts to analyse the games available for all console before deciding what I'll spend my hard earned cash on, I did a little research into what games are coming to the Xbox.
My findings are quite surprising. It seems that Microsoft will be gearing there console towards an 'adult' market. The first piece of evidence that lead me to this conclusion was that a developer known as 'Climax' would be producing some of the Xbox's games. I shudder to think what the 'Warhammer' in the title 'Warhammer Online may refer to.
Other games I have been able to find out information on include:
Celestial Realms: You play legendary lover Casanova, only he's died, and gone to heaven. In heaven, Casanova must seek out various celestial beings, and gain entry into their 'Celestial Realms' hence the title. The game is played in a first person mode, but the developers would not comment on whether it involves any first person shooting...
Brute Force: It is thought that this title contains a spelling mistake, and is actually known as Bruce Force. The Bruce Force are a crack squad of highly camp cross dressing army men, and it is your mission to find more Bruces to join the Bruce force, and eventually take your squad on to face the mighty Julians of Destruction. The game begins as a top down scrolling adventure, as you try to enlist more Bruces, but when the time limit is up, it becomes a real time strategy.
The Devil Inside: This one see's you play the Devil. And what a horny devil he is too. But who would sleep with the Devil? Fortunatley he is a master of disguise, and in this 3D adventure you must collect different disguises from many of the lavish 3D levels, in order to trick your way into getting The Devil Inside. The final level, apparently, is quite a challenge, as you must penetrate a nunnery, and then a nun....
Toxic Bunny 2: You play a bunny, with a life threatening condition - being toxic. You must overpower female bunnies, and inpregnate them, in order to continue you bunny family line. But being toxic means they don't want to come any where near you. Setting devious traps is the key to trapping the female rabbits.
Well this is one console that I'll leave well alone.
These games are bound to have an appeal to select members of the community, but I fear they may leave a bad taste in the mouth.
My findings are quite surprising. It seems that Microsoft will be gearing there console towards an 'adult' market. The first piece of evidence that lead me to this conclusion was that a developer known as 'Climax' would be producing some of the Xbox's games. I shudder to think what the 'Warhammer' in the title 'Warhammer Online may refer to.
Other games I have been able to find out information on include:
Celestial Realms: You play legendary lover Casanova, only he's died, and gone to heaven. In heaven, Casanova must seek out various celestial beings, and gain entry into their 'Celestial Realms' hence the title. The game is played in a first person mode, but the developers would not comment on whether it involves any first person shooting...
Brute Force: It is thought that this title contains a spelling mistake, and is actually known as Bruce Force. The Bruce Force are a crack squad of highly camp cross dressing army men, and it is your mission to find more Bruces to join the Bruce force, and eventually take your squad on to face the mighty Julians of Destruction. The game begins as a top down scrolling adventure, as you try to enlist more Bruces, but when the time limit is up, it becomes a real time strategy.
The Devil Inside: This one see's you play the Devil. And what a horny devil he is too. But who would sleep with the Devil? Fortunatley he is a master of disguise, and in this 3D adventure you must collect different disguises from many of the lavish 3D levels, in order to trick your way into getting The Devil Inside. The final level, apparently, is quite a challenge, as you must penetrate a nunnery, and then a nun....
Toxic Bunny 2: You play a bunny, with a life threatening condition - being toxic. You must overpower female bunnies, and inpregnate them, in order to continue you bunny family line. But being toxic means they don't want to come any where near you. Setting devious traps is the key to trapping the female rabbits.
Well this is one console that I'll leave well alone.
These games are bound to have an appeal to select members of the community, but I fear they may leave a bad taste in the mouth.
I'm going to get every single one of these games.
They sound like they were made for me.
They sound like they were made for me.
Continuing my efforts to analyse the games available for all console before deciding what I'll spend my hard earned cash on, I did a little research into what games are coming to the Xbox.
My findings are quite surprising. It seems that Microsoft will be gearing there console towards an 'adult' market. The first piece of evidence that lead me to this conclusion was that a developer known as 'Climax' would be producing some of the Xbox's games. I shudder to think what the 'Warhammer' in the title 'Warhammer Online may refer to.
Other games I have been able to find out information on include:
Celestial Realms: You play legendary lover Casanova, only he's died, and gone to heaven. In heaven, Casanova must seek out various celestial beings, and gain entry into their 'Celestial Realms' hence the title. The game is played in a first person mode, but the developers would not comment on whether it involves any first person shooting...
Brute Force: It is thought that this title contains a spelling mistake, and is actually known as Bruce Force. The Bruce Force are a crack squad of highly camp cross dressing army men, and it is your mission to find more Bruces to join the Bruce force, and eventually take your squad on to face the mighty Julians of Destruction. The game begins as a top down scrolling adventure, as you try to enlist more Bruces, but when the time limit is up, it becomes a real time strategy.
The Devil Inside: This one see's you play the Devil. And what a horny devil he is too. But who would sleep with the Devil? Fortunatley he is a master of disguise, and in this 3D adventure you must collect different disguises from many of the lavish 3D levels, in order to trick your way into getting The Devil Inside. The final level, apparently, is quite a challenge, as you must penetrate a nunnery, and then a nun....
Toxic Bunny 2: You play a bunny, with a life threatening condition - being toxic. You must overpower female bunnies, and inpregnate them, in order to continue you bunny family line. But being toxic means they don't want to come any where near you. Setting devious traps is the key to trapping the female rabbits.
Well this is one console that I'll leave well alone.
These games are bound to have an appeal to select members of the community, but I fear they may leave a bad taste in the mouth.
My findings are quite surprising. It seems that Microsoft will be gearing there console towards an 'adult' market. The first piece of evidence that lead me to this conclusion was that a developer known as 'Climax' would be producing some of the Xbox's games. I shudder to think what the 'Warhammer' in the title 'Warhammer Online may refer to.
Other games I have been able to find out information on include:
Celestial Realms: You play legendary lover Casanova, only he's died, and gone to heaven. In heaven, Casanova must seek out various celestial beings, and gain entry into their 'Celestial Realms' hence the title. The game is played in a first person mode, but the developers would not comment on whether it involves any first person shooting...
Brute Force: It is thought that this title contains a spelling mistake, and is actually known as Bruce Force. The Bruce Force are a crack squad of highly camp cross dressing army men, and it is your mission to find more Bruces to join the Bruce force, and eventually take your squad on to face the mighty Julians of Destruction. The game begins as a top down scrolling adventure, as you try to enlist more Bruces, but when the time limit is up, it becomes a real time strategy.
The Devil Inside: This one see's you play the Devil. And what a horny devil he is too. But who would sleep with the Devil? Fortunatley he is a master of disguise, and in this 3D adventure you must collect different disguises from many of the lavish 3D levels, in order to trick your way into getting The Devil Inside. The final level, apparently, is quite a challenge, as you must penetrate a nunnery, and then a nun....
Toxic Bunny 2: You play a bunny, with a life threatening condition - being toxic. You must overpower female bunnies, and inpregnate them, in order to continue you bunny family line. But being toxic means they don't want to come any where near you. Setting devious traps is the key to trapping the female rabbits.
Well this is one console that I'll leave well alone.
These games are bound to have an appeal to select members of the community, but I fear they may leave a bad taste in the mouth.