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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
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Thanks er-no
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
THE COMPETITION IS NOW CLOSED.
er-no will decide the winner on the basis of amusement only.
THE DEATH OF SNIPER.
The competition. Well its simple.
You guys have until the 26 August to write ways in which Sniper dies.
This can be in many different styles eg. One liner, quick story or a few paragraphs.
The entry that is the most funny and well written wins a gameaday. You can enter as many times as you want Sniper to die.
Staff members cannot enter (I think).
And remember MY decision is final.
Hint: Keep it funny and not too long.
CLOSING: 26 August
Fatal mental scaring after a pattented Grix's Brain insult?
(I'm famous.)
*places hand on forehead*
*places hand on forehead*
That's not fair - I can't enter this.
Oh well - haven't really got the time anyway.
(goes away to be overtaken)
Oh well - haven't really got the time anyway.
(goes away to be overtaken)
Sniper the Sniper of Snipers gets ready to assinate
Mr ****** (confidential) he assembles his sniper rifle and cleans the lens, He ducks down on the floor and sees the target running "aarrgghh" he says He aims quickly and before he knew it BANG.
He was looking though the lens the wrong way and accindently shot himself (dufas), Agents panic at the gunfire and jump on mr ***** they see the injured man and fire BOOM BOOM (shak a lacker) BOOM BOOM the legendary sniper falls off the building, The agents wait patiently for he guy to hit the ground.
"hey fellas first hit gets my PS2"
BANG MISS
BANG MISSED again
BANG It hits causing Sniper to spin, He spins and finally hits the ground but he's not dead he reaches for his granade pin and Boom he goes in a mighty bang and is flung into the air and dissapears.
Snipers body was never found but is the ultimate sniper really dead, if i win i'll tell ya :)
Mr ****** (confidential) he assembles his sniper rifle and cleans the lens, He ducks down on the floor and sees the target running "aarrgghh" he says He aims quickly and before he knew it BANG.
He was looking though the lens the wrong way and accindently shot himself (dufas), Agents panic at the gunfire and jump on mr ***** they see the injured man and fire BOOM BOOM (shak a lacker) BOOM BOOM the legendary sniper falls off the building, The agents wait patiently for he guy to hit the ground.
"hey fellas first hit gets my PS2"
BANG MISS
BANG MISSED again
BANG It hits causing Sniper to spin, He spins and finally hits the ground but he's not dead he reaches for his granade pin and Boom he goes in a mighty bang and is flung into the air and dissapears.
Snipers body was never found but is the ultimate sniper really dead, if i win i'll tell ya :)
Tony wrote:
> That's not fair - I can't enter this.
Oh well - haven't really
> got the time anyway.
(goes away to be overtaken)
Hey Tony, I was going to say 'Tony can enter this', but then you probably would have come up with some excuse saying you don't have the time....
lol
:P
I does say 'I think'
> That's not fair - I can't enter this.
Oh well - haven't really
> got the time anyway.
(goes away to be overtaken)
Hey Tony, I was going to say 'Tony can enter this', but then you probably would have come up with some excuse saying you don't have the time....
lol
:P
I does say 'I think'
Ö~ Res€vilfan ~Ö wrote:
Snipers
> body was never found but is the ultimate sniper really dead, if i
> win i'll tell ya :)
If he is not dead you cannot win?
But it was actually quite amusing.
Snipers
> body was never found but is the ultimate sniper really dead, if i
> win i'll tell ya :)
If he is not dead you cannot win?
But it was actually quite amusing.
(Whoops...)
Whoops indeed. Keep quiet.
Whoops indeed. Keep quiet.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> (Whoops...)
Whoops indeed. Keep quiet.
What the hell?
> (Whoops...)
Whoops indeed. Keep quiet.
What the hell?
Ok I'll start you off.
Sniper was walking down the streets of Glasgow. He noticed two men beating up a guy. He ran to save that guy's life. One of the men had a gun, and shot him, the bullet ripping into his his helpless bodily tissue, like pirranah's and their pray. His torn flesh visibly quivered with the impact and blood puored and squirted out like a shaken can of coke. NHis heart slowly stopped beating as he dies cold, shaking, alone, lying in his inner fluids.
There's my first one, I'll keep getting more graphic and better as the competeion runs on.
seeyas
Sniper was walking down the streets of Glasgow. He noticed two men beating up a guy. He ran to save that guy's life. One of the men had a gun, and shot him, the bullet ripping into his his helpless bodily tissue, like pirranah's and their pray. His torn flesh visibly quivered with the impact and blood puored and squirted out like a shaken can of coke. NHis heart slowly stopped beating as he dies cold, shaking, alone, lying in his inner fluids.
There's my first one, I'll keep getting more graphic and better as the competeion runs on.
seeyas
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