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10:00am - Have some elusive Mega Bytes Cereal for your breakfast.
10:10am - Drive down to the arcades, whilst committing many offences such as Hit 'N' Run, Shunts 'N' Bumps and Grand Theft Auto.
10:20am - After driving away from the cops, walk into the Sega arcade and insert several hundred yen into the arcade machine. You play on several arcade games and pinball machines and when you get a high score, you have the urge to enter your name as "Ryo Hazuki".
11:30am - Get something to eat and drink. You eat a shiny green apple and wash it down with a "Health Drink".
11:50am - You drive home, once again committing several offences.
12:00pm - You load up your £10,000 computer with the writing "Owned by Maxis and the Sims" written on the side and log on to the internet. You then recieve an E-Mail that you have won the lottery. Your eyeballs change to pounds and you rush off to the redemption centre ( after getting over the shock) and having a quick bite to eat to stop you shaking.
12:50pm - You drive to redemption center but stop around the corner. You then break into a car but it is fitted with a car bomb. A message pops up in the corner of your sc...eye and says "you have 5 seconds to run". You run away and the vehicle explodes before your very eyes. You then walk to the redemption centre.
12:55pm - You arrive at the redemption centre. You are told that you have actually won 1 million gold rings, not £1 million. You drive your car up to the redemption centre and load the gold rings into your car. You further inspect the rings and "property of Sonic Team".
3:00pm - You drive home, not before stealing a Regal.
3:10pm - You log on to www.ebay.co.uk and put these rings up for auction. To your surprise, someone called Sonicsno1fan buys your rings for £10 million!
3:40pm - You then drive down to your E-Bay redemption center and get your £10 million.
5:00pm - You load the money into an empty room and start swimming in it. You take the £10 million to a Wood 4 Money center as you have a craving for wood. The builders who will build the wood into something respectable insist that they drive home with you and one of their names is "Bob". The others are called Scoot, Muck and Dizzy for some strange reason.
6:00pm - You get home and leave the builders alone to build whatever they are going to build.
7:30pm - You come home and go into the backyard and notice that the builders have made a wrestling ring and tables. You grab the builders and have a "Royal Rumble" and show No Mercy. You put the builders through the tables.
9:00pm - You send the builders off and you log onto some Discussion forums which have a Reserve that is just oh so special. You chat for a while but log of after a while.
11:00pm - You turn on the TV and watch the Game Network.
12:00am - You go to sleep.
As the phrase goes, Eat, Sleep and Drink gaming.
I dunno about the 8 hours sleep though, I'd rather have about 10 hours sleep as part of my perfect gaming day.
10:00am - Have some elusive Mega Bytes Cereal for your breakfast.
10:10am - Drive down to the arcades, whilst committing many offences such as Hit 'N' Run, Shunts 'N' Bumps and Grand Theft Auto.
10:20am - After driving away from the cops, walk into the Sega arcade and insert several hundred yen into the arcade machine. You play on several arcade games and pinball machines and when you get a high score, you have the urge to enter your name as "Ryo Hazuki".
11:30am - Get something to eat and drink. You eat a shiny green apple and wash it down with a "Health Drink".
11:50am - You drive home, once again committing several offences.
12:00pm - You load up your £10,000 computer with the writing "Owned by Maxis and the Sims" written on the side and log on to the internet. You then recieve an E-Mail that you have won the lottery. Your eyeballs change to pounds and you rush off to the redemption centre ( after getting over the shock) and having a quick bite to eat to stop you shaking.
12:50pm - You drive to redemption center but stop around the corner. You then break into a car but it is fitted with a car bomb. A message pops up in the corner of your sc...eye and says "you have 5 seconds to run". You run away and the vehicle explodes before your very eyes. You then walk to the redemption centre.
12:55pm - You arrive at the redemption centre. You are told that you have actually won 1 million gold rings, not £1 million. You drive your car up to the redemption centre and load the gold rings into your car. You further inspect the rings and "property of Sonic Team".
3:00pm - You drive home, not before stealing a Regal.
3:10pm - You log on to www.ebay.co.uk and put these rings up for auction. To your surprise, someone called Sonicsno1fan buys your rings for £10 million!
3:40pm - You then drive down to your E-Bay redemption center and get your £10 million.
5:00pm - You load the money into an empty room and start swimming in it. You take the £10 million to a Wood 4 Money center as you have a craving for wood. The builders who will build the wood into something respectable insist that they drive home with you and one of their names is "Bob". The others are called Scoot, Muck and Dizzy for some strange reason.
6:00pm - You get home and leave the builders alone to build whatever they are going to build.
7:30pm - You come home and go into the backyard and notice that the builders have made a wrestling ring and tables. You grab the builders and have a "Royal Rumble" and show No Mercy. You put the builders through the tables.
9:00pm - You send the builders off and you log onto some Discussion forums which have a Reserve that is just oh so special. You chat for a while but log of after a while.
11:00pm - You turn on the TV and watch the Game Network.
12:00am - You go to sleep.
As the phrase goes, Eat, Sleep and Drink gaming.