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this is the OFFICIAL title of Star Wars Episode II...
Attack of the Clones....hmmm i hear you say...sounds corny huh
just thought you'd like to know
Attack of the Clones....hmmm i hear you say...sounds corny huh
just thought you'd like to know
FantasyMeister wrote:
Obi Wan infiltrates the
> Enterprisewook on his quest for Nobwocky and....
Nobwocky????
Excellent, I'm watching this.
"Evil Nobwocky, bad nobwocky"
Obi Wan infiltrates the
> Enterprisewook on his quest for Nobwocky and....
Nobwocky????
Excellent, I'm watching this.
"Evil Nobwocky, bad nobwocky"
THE plot: (this is from my 'special sources').
Anakin Skywalker turns to the Dark Side when the Emperor gets his hands on him.
Luke is born on his farm on Tattooine.
The Jedi's try to battle Anakin, and Obi Wan pushes him into a volcano on Slagsnet VI. Anakin climbs out, horribly burned, and becomes Darth Vader complete with heavy breathing and enlarged helmet.
More shots of Luke as a kid on his farm on Tattooine.
The Emperor's forces try to retal on the Jedi's forces, big space battle ensues with X-Wings, red and blue laser flashes (so you can work out who are the good and the bad guys), and William Shatner makes a guest appearance as Admiral Nobwocky of the Empirial Flagship, the 'EnterpriseWook'.
Shots of Luke fixing droids on his farm on Tattooine.
Princess Leia is born, complete with hair done up like muffins around her ears. Turns out she's Luke's sister, but know one can work out how that happened, seeing as he's a farmboy and she's a princess.
Han Solo gets his first Pilot's Provisional Licence.
Nobwocky of Enterprisewook, having been victorious in the first space battle against the Jedi's, seeks Darth's permission to destroy MattelPepsi, the Jedi homeworld.
Various shots of Han Solo crashing his first cargo ship whilst trying to dock it.
Obi Wan hears of this dastardly plan, and an assassination plot on Nobwocky is formed, involving a particularly hairy manoevre with a tri-sabre and an R2-D2 droid.
Shots of Luke staring up at the night sky on Tattooine.
Shots of Han Solo playing cards and winning the Millennium Falcon from Lando.
Obi Wan infiltrates the Enterprisewook on his quest for Nobwocky and....
if I told you the rest it would spoil it.
Anakin Skywalker turns to the Dark Side when the Emperor gets his hands on him.
Luke is born on his farm on Tattooine.
The Jedi's try to battle Anakin, and Obi Wan pushes him into a volcano on Slagsnet VI. Anakin climbs out, horribly burned, and becomes Darth Vader complete with heavy breathing and enlarged helmet.
More shots of Luke as a kid on his farm on Tattooine.
The Emperor's forces try to retal on the Jedi's forces, big space battle ensues with X-Wings, red and blue laser flashes (so you can work out who are the good and the bad guys), and William Shatner makes a guest appearance as Admiral Nobwocky of the Empirial Flagship, the 'EnterpriseWook'.
Shots of Luke fixing droids on his farm on Tattooine.
Princess Leia is born, complete with hair done up like muffins around her ears. Turns out she's Luke's sister, but know one can work out how that happened, seeing as he's a farmboy and she's a princess.
Han Solo gets his first Pilot's Provisional Licence.
Nobwocky of Enterprisewook, having been victorious in the first space battle against the Jedi's, seeks Darth's permission to destroy MattelPepsi, the Jedi homeworld.
Various shots of Han Solo crashing his first cargo ship whilst trying to dock it.
Obi Wan hears of this dastardly plan, and an assassination plot on Nobwocky is formed, involving a particularly hairy manoevre with a tri-sabre and an R2-D2 droid.
Shots of Luke staring up at the night sky on Tattooine.
Shots of Han Solo playing cards and winning the Millennium Falcon from Lando.
Obi Wan infiltrates the Enterprisewook on his quest for Nobwocky and....
if I told you the rest it would spoil it.
Turbonutter wrote:
> It's:
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
oh whatever
> It's:
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
oh whatever
It's:
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."
Too late sister, I got there at about 8:30 this morning. Filled in most of the plot as well.
this is the OFFICIAL title of Star Wars Episode II...
Attack of the Clones....hmmm i hear you say...sounds corny huh
just thought you'd like to know
Attack of the Clones....hmmm i hear you say...sounds corny huh
just thought you'd like to know