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Bloke on a desert island and one day a box of fancy dress clothes washes up, all manner of items in there.
And the next morning, Jennifer Lopez washes up, bloke rescues her and brings her back to life.
She is so grateful, she says "I'll do anything you want"
The bloke thinks, rummages in the box and comes out with the Princess Leia costumer from Return of The Jedi (you know the one).
Lopez dons it and proceeds to make love to the guy for the rest of the day. This continues for 2 weeks, eventually the man looks fed up.
"You ok?" Lopez asks
"I guess..it's just...could you do something else for me?"
She nods.
Once again the guy rummages in the box and comes out with a soldier outfit, "put this on"
Lopez is puzzled but does so.
The man looks at her, sticks a false beard on her and then smiles before running off out of sight around the corner.
Lopez sits and waits, after an hour the man reappears from the other side of the island, looking really happy and grinning from ear to ear.
He reaches her, leans over panting heavily and says
"'Ere mate, you'll never guess who I'm boffing!"
- - -
Man on desert island with a pig and an alsation.
After a year, the man starts to see the pig in a most unnatural manner, but every time he approaches it, the dog growls and bares it's teeth.
One morning, a beautiful woman is washed ashore, the man resucitates her and she is eternally grateful.
"I will do anything you ask" she says.
The man looks doubtful "anything?"
"Yes, anything"
The man looks down the beach, "You wouldn't take that dog for a walk would you?"
And the next morning, Jennifer Lopez washes up, bloke rescues her and brings her back to life.
She is so grateful, she says "I'll do anything you want"
The bloke thinks, rummages in the box and comes out with the Princess Leia costumer from Return of The Jedi (you know the one).
Lopez dons it and proceeds to make love to the guy for the rest of the day. This continues for 2 weeks, eventually the man looks fed up.
"You ok?" Lopez asks
"I guess..it's just...could you do something else for me?"
She nods.
Once again the guy rummages in the box and comes out with a soldier outfit, "put this on"
Lopez is puzzled but does so.
The man looks at her, sticks a false beard on her and then smiles before running off out of sight around the corner.
Lopez sits and waits, after an hour the man reappears from the other side of the island, looking really happy and grinning from ear to ear.
He reaches her, leans over panting heavily and says
"'Ere mate, you'll never guess who I'm boffing!"
- - -
Man on desert island with a pig and an alsation.
After a year, the man starts to see the pig in a most unnatural manner, but every time he approaches it, the dog growls and bares it's teeth.
One morning, a beautiful woman is washed ashore, the man resucitates her and she is eternally grateful.
"I will do anything you ask" she says.
The man looks doubtful "anything?"
"Yes, anything"
The man looks down the beach, "You wouldn't take that dog for a walk would you?"
religious man trapped on desert island
praying for god to rescue him
ship passes by and offers to rescue him
"no he said god will save me"
helicopter flies ovwer and offers to rescue him
"no he said god will rescue me"
then he dies
up in heavean he asks god where his saviour was
god replies "what do you think the ship and helicopter were"
praying for god to rescue him
ship passes by and offers to rescue him
"no he said god will save me"
helicopter flies ovwer and offers to rescue him
"no he said god will rescue me"
then he dies
up in heavean he asks god where his saviour was
god replies "what do you think the ship and helicopter were"
A man is washed up on a tiny island which contains just two palm trees spaced 6 feet apart and a saw.
He sits there sweltering in the sun and filtering sea water to live off for 5 years, watching the sharks drift around the island, when one day a crate floats by, just out of reach, the sharks swimming between him and it.
So he grabs the saw, cuts down one of the palm trees, floats it out towards the crate, runs across it avoiding the sharks, grabs the crate and eagerly trots back across the floating tree trunk to his island.
He then opens the crate, and finds a hammock.
He sits there sweltering in the sun and filtering sea water to live off for 5 years, watching the sharks drift around the island, when one day a crate floats by, just out of reach, the sharks swimming between him and it.
So he grabs the saw, cuts down one of the palm trees, floats it out towards the crate, runs across it avoiding the sharks, grabs the crate and eagerly trots back across the floating tree trunk to his island.
He then opens the crate, and finds a hammock.
Bloke on a desert island and one day a box of fancy dress clothes washes up, all manner of items in there.
And the next morning, Jennifer Lopez washes up, bloke rescues her and brings her back to life.
She is so grateful, she says "I'll do anything you want"
The bloke thinks, rummages in the box and comes out with the Princess Leia costumer from Return of The Jedi (you know the one).
Lopez dons it and proceeds to make love to the guy for the rest of the day. This continues for 2 weeks, eventually the man looks fed up.
"You ok?" Lopez asks
"I guess..it's just...could you do something else for me?"
She nods.
Once again the guy rummages in the box and comes out with a soldier outfit, "put this on"
Lopez is puzzled but does so.
The man looks at her, sticks a false beard on her and then smiles before running off out of sight around the corner.
Lopez sits and waits, after an hour the man reappears from the other side of the island, looking really happy and grinning from ear to ear.
He reaches her, leans over panting heavily and says
"'Ere mate, you'll never guess who I'm boffing!"
- - -
Man on desert island with a pig and an alsation.
After a year, the man starts to see the pig in a most unnatural manner, but every time he approaches it, the dog growls and bares it's teeth.
One morning, a beautiful woman is washed ashore, the man resucitates her and she is eternally grateful.
"I will do anything you ask" she says.
The man looks doubtful "anything?"
"Yes, anything"
The man looks down the beach, "You wouldn't take that dog for a walk would you?"
And the next morning, Jennifer Lopez washes up, bloke rescues her and brings her back to life.
She is so grateful, she says "I'll do anything you want"
The bloke thinks, rummages in the box and comes out with the Princess Leia costumer from Return of The Jedi (you know the one).
Lopez dons it and proceeds to make love to the guy for the rest of the day. This continues for 2 weeks, eventually the man looks fed up.
"You ok?" Lopez asks
"I guess..it's just...could you do something else for me?"
She nods.
Once again the guy rummages in the box and comes out with a soldier outfit, "put this on"
Lopez is puzzled but does so.
The man looks at her, sticks a false beard on her and then smiles before running off out of sight around the corner.
Lopez sits and waits, after an hour the man reappears from the other side of the island, looking really happy and grinning from ear to ear.
He reaches her, leans over panting heavily and says
"'Ere mate, you'll never guess who I'm boffing!"
- - -
Man on desert island with a pig and an alsation.
After a year, the man starts to see the pig in a most unnatural manner, but every time he approaches it, the dog growls and bares it's teeth.
One morning, a beautiful woman is washed ashore, the man resucitates her and she is eternally grateful.
"I will do anything you ask" she says.
The man looks doubtful "anything?"
"Yes, anything"
The man looks down the beach, "You wouldn't take that dog for a walk would you?"