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Mon 06/08/01 at 23:51
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Posts: 787
From Crazy Taxi to Crazy Fortune Teller.

(Below) A list of alternative methods of predicting the future:

UnderEarthomancy - predicting the future by listening to the screams of a person being buried alive.

BlowinChunksomancy - predicting the future by analysing the way vomit splats on flat surfaces.

Oozomancy - predicting the future by randomly cracking eggs on strangers heads.

Trampomancy - predicting the future by sniffing the body odour of vagabonds.

Claretomancy - predicting the future by watching dripping blood.

Phallicomancy - predicting the future by studying the way one's penis becomes erect beneath one's clothes.

BlackCatomancy - predicting the future by observing the way black cats jump.

Ballistomancy - predicting the future by watching the way people fall when shot with a bullet.

Yatteromancy - predicting the future by listening to the chatter of gossiping women.

Swishomancy - predicting the future by observing the way attractive women cross their legs.

Fartomancy - predicting the future by sniffing the 'aromas' caused by flatulence.

Flogomancy - predicting the future by analysing the marks on flesh after a good whippin.

Claptrapomancy - predicting the future by writing then analysing gobbledegook.

Hookeromancy - predicting the future by studying the sexual performance of prostitutes.

Mythomancy - predicting the future by listening to the exaggerations of liars.
Tue 07/08/01 at 00:02
Posts: 0
I wonder what the weather's gonna be like tommorrow?

I know! A bit of Hookeromancy should do the trick....
Mon 06/08/01 at 23:51
Regular
Posts: 3,182
From Crazy Taxi to Crazy Fortune Teller.

(Below) A list of alternative methods of predicting the future:

UnderEarthomancy - predicting the future by listening to the screams of a person being buried alive.

BlowinChunksomancy - predicting the future by analysing the way vomit splats on flat surfaces.

Oozomancy - predicting the future by randomly cracking eggs on strangers heads.

Trampomancy - predicting the future by sniffing the body odour of vagabonds.

Claretomancy - predicting the future by watching dripping blood.

Phallicomancy - predicting the future by studying the way one's penis becomes erect beneath one's clothes.

BlackCatomancy - predicting the future by observing the way black cats jump.

Ballistomancy - predicting the future by watching the way people fall when shot with a bullet.

Yatteromancy - predicting the future by listening to the chatter of gossiping women.

Swishomancy - predicting the future by observing the way attractive women cross their legs.

Fartomancy - predicting the future by sniffing the 'aromas' caused by flatulence.

Flogomancy - predicting the future by analysing the marks on flesh after a good whippin.

Claptrapomancy - predicting the future by writing then analysing gobbledegook.

Hookeromancy - predicting the future by studying the sexual performance of prostitutes.

Mythomancy - predicting the future by listening to the exaggerations of liars.

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