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"Why Xbox has a chance"

On the half pad, it's a gamers dream

In this day and age who could ask for a theme?

The game wave was high with players mysterious

All Ninties and Sonyphiles are furious

'cuz they can't find the source

of this lethally gaming force

This is serious, so give me a quarter

I was a witness, get me a reporter

Call Billy O'Gates in on this case

and you better hurry up, there's no time to waste

We need games like quick on the double

Have pity on the city. Man, it's in trouble

We need games like the Lone Ranger

When Tonto came pronto when there was danger

They didn't say we'd be there in half an hour

'cuz they displayed Xbox Power


M.I.C.R.O.Soft Power (3)

Teenage Xbox Ninja Gamers

(Repeat once)


Now our ace reporter was hot on the trail

Determined to put these bad games in jail

He spied the bad games and so it happened

but before he knew it he fell in a trap and

got caught, yeah he was all lame

with no friends and no game.

Now he was in a hole, covered in lube

'cuz he was stuck, left to play 'CUBE

Headed by Shigeru they were anything but pretty

Misguided, unloved, they called them the Ninty

They could terrorize and be angry youth

and they'd mug the gamers who needed proof

Then out of the dark came an awesome sound

shouting "Cowabunga!" as they hit the ground

From the field of weeds the heroes rescued the flower

'cuz they possessed Xbox Power


M.I.C.R.O.Soft Power (3)

Teenage Xbox Ninja Gamers

M.I.C.R.O.Soft Power (3)

Teenage Xbox Ninja Gamers Power


(Spoken)When you stand for what you believe in and find the strength to do what's right that's Xbox Power.

Gamers on a half pad, they're on a mission

When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'

That they stayed at home, instead of fightin'

These Xbox masters with moves like lightnin'

They were once normal, but now they're mutants

Microsoft's the teacher so they are the students

Grix Thraves, FantasyMeister, and Er-No

make up the team with one other fellow

SHEEPY, he's the leader of the group

transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop

Pizza's the food that's sure to please

These gamers are into pepperoni and cheese

Back to the story, it's not hard to find

gamers not just of the body but of the mind

Those are the words that the master instructed

But a letter from Shigeru had Bill Gates abducted

That was the last straw, spring into action

Step on the ninty, now they're gonna lose traction

Now this is for real, so you play for justice

Your pad is hard so you shout, "They can't dust us

off like some old coffee table."

Since you been born you been willin' and able

to defeat the sneak,

protect the weak,

play for rights and your freedom to speak

Now the villain is chillin' so you make a stand

Back to the wall put your pad in your hand

Remember the words of your teacher, your master

Nintendo moves fast, but Xbox moves faster

than light shining for your illumination

Xbox vs. Nintendo equals confrontation

So when you're in trouble don't give in and go sour

Try to rely on your Xbox Power


M.I.C.R.O.Soft Power (3)

Teenage Xbox Ninja Gamers

M.I.C.R.O.Soft Power (3)

Teenage Xbox Ninja Gamers

M.I.C.R.O.Soft Power (3)

Teenage Xbox Ninja Gamers

M.I.C.R.O.Soft Power (3)

Teenage Xbox Ninja Gamers

Power

lol

FM has been up all night preparing Code Red III for BT's amusement tomorrow. Hopefully this new version will specifically target Meka Dragon's workplace, and deny him all access to the internet for approximately 8 hours.

FM: Abused by lyrics

Wòókiee Møn§†€R wrote:
> Could it be that things are quiet at BT HQ now that they're losing
> all their customers to NTL and co.? ;-)

Hehe!

No, I did these last night, whilst waiting for someone!

Could it be that things are quiet at BT HQ now that they're losing all their customers to NTL and co.? ;-)

That said, it was amusing.

I don't know where you find the time, matey.

Dragons are large beasts, which eat many, many people and animals during any given day.

Consequently, they produce more crap than most!

:-)

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> You are a grown man. Gah.

:-)

I really didn't want to change too much of the original TURTLE power song - the lyrics were so bad, it had to be seen (but not heard, please, never heard) to be believed.

But I had to try to make it a little relevant to gaming.

Go on, read it through again.

Appreciate the story...



The fact remains that the single reached number one in the charts.

You are a grown man. Gah.

Nice poem how long did it take you?

I dont think X-Box has much of a chance because I know this has been said before but it is too much like a PC.
I hope GC wins this war but i dont think it will happen. I think PS2 will be on top then GC then X-Box. But hey! what do i Know?

Teenage X-Box ninja gamers?

Oh dear.