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"Gamecube to launch in March?"

Woohoo!

here's a song to celebrate....

(MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This)

They get worse, by the way.

U Can't Play This

U can't play this
U can't play this
U can't play this
U can't play this

My-my-my-my (U can't touch this) console hits me so hard
Makes me say,"oh my lord thank you for blessing me
With a game to play and two hyped hand"
It feels good
When you know you're sown
A sonyphile homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
U can't play this

I told you Ninty
U can't play this
Yeah, that's how we gamin' and you know
U can't play this
Look at my graphics, man
U can't play this
Yo, let me bust the funky levels
U can't play this

Fresh new games and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a Gameboy and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little pad and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so play on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a console
They can't play

Yo! I told you
U can't play this
Why you standing there, man?
U can't play this
Yo,sound the bells, school is in, sucker
U can't play this
Give me a game or movie
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving'em
Now they know
You talk about the PS2, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Lasers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a game to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the carts
Legit either play hard or you might as well quit

That's the word,because you know
U can't play this
U can't play this

play it down

Stop. . . Playstation time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't play with this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your pads in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your leads
This is it for a winter
Play to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump

Yeah, U can't play this
Look man, U can't play this
You better get hyped
Boy 'cause you know ya can't
U can't play this
Ring the bell, school's back in
Play it down

Stop. Playstation time

U can't play this
U can't play this
U can't play this
U can't play this
Play it down

Stop. Playstation time

Every time you see me
The PS2's just so hyped
I'm dope on the console
And I'm magic on the pad
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others playin' gamess
That just don't hit
I've played around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Playstation, go PS2, M.C.Station, Yo Playstation
And the rest can go and play
Can't play this

U can't play this
U can't play this
U can't play this
Yeah,U can't play this
I told you, U can't play this
Too hype, can't play this
Yo, we outta here, can't play this

Count to 2 and then go somewhere else.

I don't believe this. This has got to stop! C'mon lads, lets get 'im!

Gamecube... what a name...

Meka, you are now messing me up bad. Please stop.

Meka_Dragon wrote:


Clowns to
> the left of me, jokers to the right....


...suck a free for life and you better think twice (twice), and giving it some actright.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> *Grix lights the cigar which hangs loosely from his
> mouth*

"The poet on one side, the song writer on the
> other... and me stuck right in the middle? Sounds like a
> plan..."

You've given me an idea....

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....

Well if Louise can do it....

No please Meka... they are getting worse!

:( I am going to start doing them if you don't stop!

*Grix lights the cigar which hangs loosely from his mouth*

"The poet on one side, the song writer on the other... and me stuck right in the middle? Sounds like a plan..."

Meka that was SOOOOO underhand, there was I, getting ready to write a "How interesting, that's when the X-Box comes out I wonder what will happen?" response, and looking forward to reading your expectations and hopes for Easter.

What do I get?

MC Hammer.

I want to get hold of some software that automatically scans the link URL of your future topics for song lyrics, so that in future I can be forwarned.

Any more of this and I'll start with the poetry.
With no remorse.
Of course.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> (Some things, however, never change.)

STOP!!! PLEASE! I'LL BUY
> YOU A SODDING GAMECUBE MYSELFFFF!!!!!!!

Never!

Anyone remember the song from the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?

Well that's next to get a Meka makeover!