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Songs have no place on the FOG Prime.
Especially rap.
Remember how bad rap can get?
Remember Vanila Ice?
Ice Ice Baby....
Yo VIP let's play it
Xbox baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
X is box with a brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of pad tightly
Play like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will I ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and It will glow
To the extreme I rock a pad like a vandal
Light up a game and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
Nintento killing your brain with a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I hear a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you bet I can't wait
You better hit bull's eye the kid will play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the disc while my console revolves it
CHORUS
Xbox baby, (Microsoft) (x4)
Now that the console is jumping
With the games kicked in and the players are pumpin'
Quick to the pad to the point no faking
I'm beating games's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I play crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to play solo
Rollin' in version 5.0
With my disc-tray out so my hair can blow
The Ninties on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on playing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The game was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Games were hot and not wearing bikinis
Gaming lovers play at driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Xbox with a guage and Bill Gates with a nine
Playing for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Game sounds rang out like a bell
I grabbed my pad all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped on console, slammed on the games
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the game fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the disc while my Xbox revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed 'cause I'm a game-playin' poet
Bill Gates's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the game sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my game's like a chemical spill
Feasible graphics that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Xbox plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other consoles say damn
If my game was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the game while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the disc while Xbox revolves it
Xbox baby, (Microsoft)
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) Bill Gates
Xbox baby, (Microsoft)
Xbox baby, (Microsoft) X
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Xbox baby, too large
Xbox baby too large too large (x2)
Xbox baby
This is NOT the end of the matter.
Especially rap.
Remember how bad rap can get?
Remember Vanila Ice?
Ice Ice Baby....
Yo VIP let's play it
Xbox baby (x2)
All right stop collaborate and listen
X is box with a brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of pad tightly
Play like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will I ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and It will glow
To the extreme I rock a pad like a vandal
Light up a game and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
Nintento killing your brain with a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I hear a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you bet I can't wait
You better hit bull's eye the kid will play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the disc while my console revolves it
CHORUS
Xbox baby, (Microsoft) (x4)
Now that the console is jumping
With the games kicked in and the players are pumpin'
Quick to the pad to the point no faking
I'm beating games's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
I play crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to play solo
Rollin' in version 5.0
With my disc-tray out so my hair can blow
The Ninties on standby waving just to say hi
Did you stop no I just drove by
Kept on playing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
The game was dead
Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Games were hot and not wearing bikinis
Gaming lovers play at driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Xbox with a guage and Bill Gates with a nine
Playing for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Game sounds rang out like a bell
I grabbed my pad all I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped on console, slammed on the games
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the game fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the disc while my Xbox revolves it
REPEAT CHORUS
Take heed 'cause I'm a game-playin' poet
Bill Gates's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the game sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my game's like a chemical spill
Feasible graphics that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Xbox plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other consoles say damn
If my game was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the game while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the disc while Xbox revolves it
Xbox baby, (Microsoft)
Ice ice baby (oh-oh) Bill Gates
Xbox baby, (Microsoft)
Xbox baby, (Microsoft) X
Yo man let's get out of here
Word to your mother
Xbox baby, too large
Xbox baby too large too large (x2)
Xbox baby
This is NOT the end of the matter.
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Trouble is brewing, I see.
Brainless too eh! BOOM BOOM!
Meka, I am warning you! If you do another song as bad as this one I will be forced to start my songs again that caused this problem in the first place!!
You see?
We've got about another 3 months of these now!
We've got about another 3 months of these now!
*chokes*
...
I'm laughing at the chorus.
Argh the humanity of it all!
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