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"I'm going to sue"

On behalf of my mate who works in a lab.
He has been there a number of years and assures me, despite his best efforts, he has yet to be endowed with super-powers.

No bites from radioactive spiders, no moving things by thought alone..nothing.

I'm going to sue Stan Lee and Marvel for raising me with false hopes and lying blantantly since I was 4.

It's not on.
I'm complaining.

Who's with me?

On behalf of my mate who works in a lab.
He has been there a number of years and assures me, despite his best efforts, he has yet to be endowed with super-powers.

No bites from radioactive spiders, no moving things by thought alone..nothing.

I'm going to sue Stan Lee and Marvel for raising me with false hopes and lying blantantly since I was 4.

It's not on.
I'm complaining.

Who's with me?

One of my best friends is now invisible due to a bizarre lab accident. Unfortunately it's proven difficult for him to get lodgings, as landlords can't see him. So he lives with us. Though I wish he would sort out his alcoholism. Beer keeps going missing from the fridge.

I have a friend who has a really massive right hand. He says it's a super-power but I'm not so sure.

Ah, the invisible man.

Excellent, much like in The Mystery Men when he can only be invisible when nobody is looking.

I've got super powers honest. I can turn one of my feet 180 degrees to the other. To a dodgy thing with my leg I can't explain and I can bend my arm around my head so my hand is on the chin and my elbow on the top of my head.

Do you think these powers would be useful for fighting crime?

and if you don't believe me it looks like I might have to take some photos sometimes :D.

I've got a Huge .......... err better not say, I might get banned (or make everyone jealous!) Anyway I don't know if I could use it to fight crime!

Rakuga wrote:
> I can bend my arm around my head so my hand is on the
> chin and my elbow on the top of my head.

Is that not normal? I sleep with my arm in a similar twised shape...

I'm waiting for the Spiderman story where the bad guy places Geiger counters in all the public toilets to track him down. As his blood is radioactive, I'd guess his other fluids are too?

There just too many jokes to be made from that one, and my head is melting trying to process them all.

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> I have a friend who has a really massive right hand. He says it's a
> super-power but I'm not so sure.

Are you sure? Maybe the rest of his body is tiny and his hand is normal?