Looking to see what to expect and came across this gem of a review:
"This game is proper bang
ScouseSte from , 24th January, 2010
i'm tellin yer, yer know wha i mean? you can proper slash angels up and everything. i battered these hot angels in it and they had light shining out of their foo foos. proper 18+ don't let the kids have a go.
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Made me laugh, so not sure if it was helpful or not :p
> ...well it certainly does act as a "placeholder" in
> some owners cases......
Somewhere to leave your beer can anyway... :p
e.g. Foo foo = new Foo();
acts as a placeholder. Sorry to ruin the magic of the word.
> The more I read the reviews from this bloke the more I think it's
> somebody on a (very funny) wind up in the similar vein as
> CherylKerl, surely
> nobody this illiterate could use a computer this regularly?
Haha...must remember to follow them... And:
Tha gadgie Nelsin wuz freed 20 yeaz ager t'dee. Well wei wuzee in prisin anywey aftah he won the Battil a Trafalgah faw wor?
Think someone is confused as to which Nelson he is on about.
The foo foos were mentioned in a post back on a QOTD thread. Literally am shocked nobody picked up on it!
alright an tha.
you know what? i reckon this game is alright but the story isn't dead gripping, like. the first few hours are the most boringest because it's mostly just tutorial stuff, easing you into the main game. then you get the option to free roam around the different cities, doing a variety of missions. i chose not to do this because it's pointless and that. i found most of the game grinding, i was doing stuff purely just to progress the storyline, which is dead weak, yer know wha i mean? you do missions and you get a little cutscene that you're not interested in, like. i haven't finished it yet but i will do soon. i reckon you just rent this game, fly through the main missions as quick as possible, then watch all the extra cutscenes on yuotube, you reckon? sound
I do know what, that review isn't proper sound.
Just thought I'd give you an update on our favourite reviewer!
ok, must stop before I offend the world :p
I'll post any new reviews that he decides to share with us though, very comical!
> EDIT: Any apologies for any offence caused Chris :)
> An' if yous wanna take the mick outta mee Wes' Countree accent,
> it's alreet by me, me babbers :p
Lmfao, only pulling your teet as an Aussie would say ;P