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"I'm bored, so it's poll time."

I'm bored and it's poll time in movie land. pick one from the choice of two, or not if you so desire.

Live and Let Die or The Man With the Golden Gun

Smokey and the Bandit or The Cannonball Run

Deliverance or Southern Comfort

The Mystery Men or the X-Men

Gladiator or Spartacus

Wilt or Morons from Outer Space

Airplane or The Big Bus

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea or Journey to the Centre of the Earth

Mary Poppins or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Hugh Grant or John Hannah


Feel free to attack Hugh and John in the most imaginative way as you can. Winner will be awarded the title of 'Defender of Decent English Spoken Acting.'

Remember, your vote counts, as the looser of the Hugh/John poll will be crowned as the 'Most annoying man on the screen since Christopher Lambert'

Live and Let Die or The Man With the Golden Gun

Can't remeber them

Smokey and the Bandit or The Cannonball Run

Cannonball Run

Deliverance or Southern Comfort

Southern Comfort

The Mystery Men or the X-Men

X-Men

Gladiator or Spartacus

Gladiator

Wilt or Morons from Outer Space

Errrr....

Airplane or The Big Bus

Airplane

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea or Journey to the Centre of the Earth

Journey to the centre of the earth

Mary Poppins or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Mary Poppins (hell yeah)

Hugh Grant or John Hannah

BANG!!!!!

I'm never one to resist the obvious joke.

I wondered how long before someone cracked that horey old joke.

Hooplah wrote:
> Sooooo, John Hannah has the most votes against, but as of yet nobody
> is lusting after foppy Hugh. Don't be shy, I'm sure he'll pay
> you....

Hmmm, that would be simply Devine.

Sooooo, John Hannah has the most votes against, but as of yet nobody is lusting after foppy Hugh. Don't be shy, I'm sure he'll pay you....

Ok, I have a shameful lust for John Hannah ok?

There. I admit it.

Goatboy wrote:

When
> I meet him (and I will do one day, somewhere), I shall punch him
> until he falls over and then drive my *beep* up him.

Your what?

;-)

He deserves every and any punishment I can think of.

The Mummy Returns..how dare he let that be made, he could have bailed.

When I meet him (and I will do one day, somewhere), I shall punch him until he falls over and then drive my car up him.

Goatboy wrote:
> but I was
> tricked into watching John Hannah and I wish to insert an inner tube
> and inflate it rapidly and pump him full of mayonnaise.

You wish to insert your tube into him, and pump him full of white stuff?

Different strokes for different folks, but there's no need to be quite so graphic.....

Hooplah wrote:

Live and Let Die or The Man With
> the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die.
For Mr Big, Baron Samedi and "take this honky out back and waste him". And Solitaire. And the croc farm.


Smokey and the Bandit or The Cannonball
> Run
Not fair. They both rock the casbah...hmmm...Smokey & The Bandit, purely on the grounds of Sheriff Buford T Justice and Junior

Deliverance or Southern Comfort
Southern Comfort. For Fred Ward, the Cajun "Killll 'eeeem", Ry Cooder and no hillbilly rape scene.

The Mystery Men or the
> X-Men
Mystery Men.
For Tom Waits, "Mr Angry" and the Disco Brothers.

Gladiator or Spartacus
Gladiator. It's shorter and more stuff happens.

Wilt or Morons from Outer
> Space
Neither, hate them both equally.

Airplane or The Big Bus
The Big Bus.
For Shoulders and the broken milk carton.


20,000 Leagues Under The Sea or
> Journey to the Centre of the Earth
Whatever one had Doug McClure in.

Mary Poppins or Chitty Chitty
> Bang Bang

Mary Poppins. Because of The Child Catcher.

Hugh Grant or John Hannah
John Hannah, because I haven't actually watched a Hugh Grant film, but I was tricked into watching John Hannah and I wish to insert an inner tube and inflate it rapidly and pump him full of mayonnaise.