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"Blatant Blagging..."

In the true sense of "Theres no harm in asking...", I am going to ask for a GAD.

Firstly, I need to fool the bot. The bot searches the posts for keywords, grammar, variety of wording and post length. So, I will say that I have a PS2, and though it was slightly overhyped I feel that it is a great machine wil quality games. I am looking forward to the GCN, just to give the PS2 some competition, because until then, Sony can charge whatever they like in the knowledge that it is the best machine currently on the market.

Now for some compliments to the SR staff. To the bot, well done on doing your job well, the GAD winning posts have been to an excellent standard. Ali, I'm not entirely sure what you do at SR (apart from GAD judging), but I am sure you do it well, and that's a smashing blouse you have on. Tony, congratulations on giving up smoking, I have done it before and I know how hard it is, and thats a smashing blouse you have on too...

Okay, what else? Some compliments to the users here, I think. SSXpro, cheers for your SSX tips, they worked a treat. Turbonutter, you are a PHP pro, and for that you get credit. Bonus, you allways make me laugh, Wookie, nice level head you have there, your arguments are constructive. To every one else, cheers for making these forums feel alive and making me feel welcome.

Now for some blatant begging. Please can I have a GAD? I'll be your best friend for ever and ever, I will get my games from you in the future (that isnt a lie, your prices are very impressive, and the reddies thing is a bonus too). I have told all my friends that SR are the best place to get games at the best prices, and I recommend this site to everyone.

I wrote this song in honour of you all.

SR is the best
It's better than all the rest
The forums are
The best place by far
To get things off your chest.

I love the place SR
Its the greatest site by far
With forums galore
and so much more
It's like a gaming bazarr

Sr's the place for me
It's the only way to be
Fighting it out
On the best consoles about
Please let me win a G.A.D!

Oh, go on, Ali (My girlfriends called Ali, and she is also very pretty...) Please let me win a GAD, I'll be your best pal, and you can't have too many friends in this world. Invite me to the toilet with you and I'll even tear your paper :)

I'll give up my grovelling now, I feel that my point has been put forward in a constructive manner, and I hope that my work doesn't go unnoticed. Congratulations to everyone in the forums who has won before, they are all smashing blouses.

Can I have a GAD now please? :)

Goaty said it best:

"Brown nosing" - hardly original!

Any brown nosing in my topic? I think not!

You call that well justified?

All you've done is glued together concise versions of stereotypical topics.

Mine is a work of genius, how you can even say the two are similar is quite beyond me!

Slaveunit wrote:
> This topic is popped for the benifit of Tarrant.


Aha! But you only did it once. Myself and Tarrant are going to post multiple versions. The person who posts the most wins. :-)

This topic is popped for the benifit of Tarrant.

POP!

Of course he is. Tony doesn't employ women to do proper work. He only lets them man the phones so he doesn't get sued.

Well, I diddnt win. Fiddlesticks. Oh well, "theres no harm in asking..."

(I diddnt know Ali was an Alistair - whoops! Perhaps thats where i went wrong... :) )

Le Chuck, the evil ghost zombie demon pirate captain grrrr!

*ahem*

Anyway, nice post Slaveunit. I really do hope you win for this but to be honest, you haven't a cat's chance in hell ;-)

I dont think you've got the idea of GAD :)



Slaveunit wrote:

> smashing blouse you have on.

Oh, go on, Ali
> (My girlfriends called Ali, and she is also very pretty...)

lol
..... The thought of Ali(stair) in a skirt and blouse scares me quite alot....

Thanks!

This just might be the single most brown nosing post I have ever read.

Well done Slaveunit!