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"Drunk Again"

hello everyone I am drunk again asnd surpisingly typing quite well, well I wondered about woth mates and all of a sudden police van draws up and we run in field and I got bad hayfever and had an attack but all ended well.

Boy me and mates have best drunk stories.

Turbonutter wrote:
> "drunkcards" as opposed to "drunkards"
> ?

Argh, sod it.

my spelling is on top form again.....

*notised that you are actually dissing my spelling*

*runs away from TBN*

I have an enzyme defficiency so I can't drink!

Poor Turbonutter!

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Sheepy, you are always drunk, makes two of us!

Hmmmm

I don't think the story goes like that :D

Just got washed and dressed there, slept forever.

Well it was mates birthday so we drunk in his house and left for a short walk we then went into field just really in his back garden and started a small fire (don't ask) then we saw a police helicopter probably nothing to do with us so we panicked and ran after last time in a field in which I died of hayfever then we saw a white van assuming it was police because we were drunk and then I went home and wrote that apparently.

You're a what? (Only kiding!)

When I said my it was a male chauvanistic reference to the fair sex. Love em really.

Well let you off this time! This is a question which I am now not certain about which you will clarify but are you male? (sorry if it offends you, it's just that last question has filled me with suspicsion!)

*raises eyebrow*

My watches me play games. My cat watches sometimes too. Ha ha ha. Sorry. Bad joke!