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"Why oh why!"

Why is everything so expensive here. We pay much more than people in America for games/DVDs/videos/etc. Also why does VAT Exist. I payed abotu £300 extra for my laptop! For someone like me thats a lot of money. Its not like schools or the health service are great. When i broke my collar bone i had to wait for hours just to get an X-ray. We pay so much money for things but the gouvernment still complain that they don't have enough. Where does it all go?

Only 60% of National insurance is spent on the NHS.

But what is more annoying (to me) - 20% of car and petrol tax is spent on the roads.

What we want to do is stop funding the army. Make them have to pay full price for their beer. The barracks near me got a £2 million flight sim trainer and they wont let me have a go!

in america health plans and dentals (which we get included in tax) cost a real lot of money.

Why not give all the government members gas masks? Then we could move in and take over. Ha Ha Ha!

Jolly nice of you! How do you put these on a..ggggg...aaaa..iin..... (Seifer drops to the floor, his last sight is GasMask running away)

Seifer's last words are "I'll get that 2 quid of you someday!" He falls asleep, unconscious until.....

Seifer wrote:
> I'll take a gas mask! 2.50 right?!

certainetly sir, and to you my friend i'll give to you for 2 quid ;)

I'll take a gas mask! 2.50 right?!

No need to worry, Tony's already done it. Fog now rules Britain and then soon: THE WORLD! Mwa ha ha! (Evil chuckles for a good few minutes until everybody has left fog except for the devotees they are:

Ant- the Deputy Prime Minister
Meka Dragon- the foreign secretary
er-no- the chancellor of the exchequer
And Sniper- the other one who just argues all the time at what the PM says!

They spend it all on their nice cars. Or they pretend they didn't get it but what they really did is spend it on their roof that needs fixing.

The goverment sucks real bad.

*lightbulb flashes above my head*

I have an idea. How about we assinate all the goverment and we could be the new goverment?

Yea? sounds good dosen't it? We wouldn't get caught or anything.

With sniper on our team we could wipe them all out in one shot. *cough cough*
Or even send out out super sheep. :D

I wouldn't mind using my Tear gas but seeing as im the only one wearing a gasmask it would kinda backfire a tad.

Or you could buy them off me

*ring ring*

"yes?"

"its your supplier, you know those dodgy gasmasks we gave you, well they have another problem"

"oh gawd, what is it now? they produce gas?!?"

"how did you know? they produce gas killing the person inside"

"ermm ok"

*click*

So you still want in lads? those new gasmasks I got are the real Mcoy's. How about £5 for 2? I am selling them so cheap because....... I am getting a new shipment in soon and won't have any room for these.

C'mon they are a steal at only £2.50 each, buy now before its to late.

heh heh heh.

It all goes to the fat cats at the UK government HQ, 10 Downing Street. (Which Tony is invading right now I do belive! He'll start by making everyone by at least 5 products at SR shops and then push to have him as world leader, as if he hasn't done it already!)

Government steal taxes and fuel duty.