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Yes, I'm talking about the sad degenerates who actually spend their lives playing golf games. It's sickening. No blood! No unrealistically large guns! No chance of ever killing innocent bystanders, which usually means the end of the game but what the hell! No power armour, or legions of sword swinging natives, or mutants, or dinosaurs, or zombies ready to pop your head open like a peanut and suck out your brains. It's depraved.
I believe these people need professional help. Who is with me?
> Crazy golf would be good. Naked golf even better.
Ther are a couple of crazy golf games out there I think?
As for naked golf? ... How many hairy man butts do you want to see? :)
But I've never been golfings biggest fan?
Armchair golfers are the most evil breed of gamer, right up there with armchair fishermen. They don't play games like the rest of us, these gamers are OBSESSED!!
I mean, gaming is all about being able to do things that you wouldn't normally be able to do in real life, like play James Bond, race at Le Mans, get a hole in one at Pebble Beach on the US Tour.
Oh, hang on a minute...
Yes, I'm talking about the sad degenerates who actually spend their lives playing golf games. It's sickening. No blood! No unrealistically large guns! No chance of ever killing innocent bystanders, which usually means the end of the game but what the hell! No power armour, or legions of sword swinging natives, or mutants, or dinosaurs, or zombies ready to pop your head open like a peanut and suck out your brains. It's depraved.
I believe these people need professional help. Who is with me?