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Here's a story about Mario, based on the current N64 Top 20....
The night was PERFECT DARK, and MARIO (bored with TENNIS) decided that THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH when it comes to plumbing. His new batch of FORMULA 1 bleach remained unopened in a dark corner alongside a new roll Wipe With Finese (WWF) NO MERCY “On Germs” loo paper, and his JET FORCE GEMINI toilet cleaner.
After all there are only so many toilets that can be plumbed. Even scooping KIRBYS CRYSTAL SHARD from the loo had really lost its attraction.
He got in touch with CONKERS, but he was having a really BAD FUR DAY and didn’t want to get involved, especially since the fiasco with the BATTLE FOR NABOO where the enemy forces made a run for it because they had heard of the LEGEND OF ZELDA (the legend where ZELDA was in extremely bad form because all she wanted to do was POKEMON (slightly risky joke there !) in a STADIUM.
Unfortunately she didn’t know that the ARMORINES (better known as the AMOUR-MARINES !!) were in town, and to cut a long story short the whole thing made CHEFS LUV SHACK look tame. You should have seen the naughty pictures (or POKEMON SNAPs as the press referred to the,) that were taken ).
Eventually Mario recruited SHADOWMAN, but since he wasn’t exactly substantial (being a shadow and all), he decided to ask his friend BANJO TOO(ie).
So, they jumped onto Marios new machine, the EXCITEBIKE F-ZERO. X marked the spot where they had to land in SOUTH PARK. The only competition in the vacinity was easily overcome, but they decided to let the NBA LIVE (since they were pretty harmless).
In the end Mario just gave up trying to find adventures and returned to his simple life of jumping into other peoples pipes and sewers, as this adventure really hadn’t turned out as he’d NINTEND’ed it to !!!
The night was PERFECT DARK, and MARIO (bored with TENNIS) decided that THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH when it comes to plumbing. His new batch of FORMULA 1 bleach remained unopened in a dark corner alongside a new roll Wipe With Finese (WWF) NO MERCY “On Germs” loo paper, and his JET FORCE GEMINI toilet cleaner.
After all there are only so many toilets that can be plumbed. Even scooping KIRBYS CRYSTAL SHARD from the loo had really lost its attraction.
He got in touch with CONKERS, but he was having a really BAD FUR DAY and didn’t want to get involved, especially since the fiasco with the BATTLE FOR NABOO where the enemy forces made a run for it because they had heard of the LEGEND OF ZELDA (the legend where ZELDA was in extremely bad form because all she wanted to do was POKEMON (slightly risky joke there !) in a STADIUM.
Unfortunately she didn’t know that the ARMORINES (better known as the AMOUR-MARINES !!) were in town, and to cut a long story short the whole thing made CHEFS LUV SHACK look tame. You should have seen the naughty pictures (or POKEMON SNAPs as the press referred to the,) that were taken ).
Eventually Mario recruited SHADOWMAN, but since he wasn’t exactly substantial (being a shadow and all), he decided to ask his friend BANJO TOO(ie).
So, they jumped onto Marios new machine, the EXCITEBIKE F-ZERO. X marked the spot where they had to land in SOUTH PARK. The only competition in the vacinity was easily overcome, but they decided to let the NBA LIVE (since they were pretty harmless).
In the end Mario just gave up trying to find adventures and returned to his simple life of jumping into other peoples pipes and sewers, as this adventure really hadn’t turned out as he’d NINTEND’ed it to !!!
Oh, okay. I just skipped through it and read a few short words in it. I'll have to read it thoroughly and see if it's good or not.
So what's it all about?
You really have no idea, do you?
Here's a story about Mario, based on the current N64 Top 20....
The night was PERFECT DARK, and MARIO (bored with TENNIS) decided that THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH when it comes to plumbing. His new batch of FORMULA 1 bleach remained unopened in a dark corner alongside a new roll Wipe With Finese (WWF) NO MERCY “On Germs” loo paper, and his JET FORCE GEMINI toilet cleaner.
After all there are only so many toilets that can be plumbed. Even scooping KIRBYS CRYSTAL SHARD from the loo had really lost its attraction.
He got in touch with CONKERS, but he was having a really BAD FUR DAY and didn’t want to get involved, especially since the fiasco with the BATTLE FOR NABOO where the enemy forces made a run for it because they had heard of the LEGEND OF ZELDA (the legend where ZELDA was in extremely bad form because all she wanted to do was POKEMON (slightly risky joke there !) in a STADIUM.
Unfortunately she didn’t know that the ARMORINES (better known as the AMOUR-MARINES !!) were in town, and to cut a long story short the whole thing made CHEFS LUV SHACK look tame. You should have seen the naughty pictures (or POKEMON SNAPs as the press referred to the,) that were taken ).
Eventually Mario recruited SHADOWMAN, but since he wasn’t exactly substantial (being a shadow and all), he decided to ask his friend BANJO TOO(ie).
So, they jumped onto Marios new machine, the EXCITEBIKE F-ZERO. X marked the spot where they had to land in SOUTH PARK. The only competition in the vacinity was easily overcome, but they decided to let the NBA LIVE (since they were pretty harmless).
In the end Mario just gave up trying to find adventures and returned to his simple life of jumping into other peoples pipes and sewers, as this adventure really hadn’t turned out as he’d NINTEND’ed it to !!!
The night was PERFECT DARK, and MARIO (bored with TENNIS) decided that THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH when it comes to plumbing. His new batch of FORMULA 1 bleach remained unopened in a dark corner alongside a new roll Wipe With Finese (WWF) NO MERCY “On Germs” loo paper, and his JET FORCE GEMINI toilet cleaner.
After all there are only so many toilets that can be plumbed. Even scooping KIRBYS CRYSTAL SHARD from the loo had really lost its attraction.
He got in touch with CONKERS, but he was having a really BAD FUR DAY and didn’t want to get involved, especially since the fiasco with the BATTLE FOR NABOO where the enemy forces made a run for it because they had heard of the LEGEND OF ZELDA (the legend where ZELDA was in extremely bad form because all she wanted to do was POKEMON (slightly risky joke there !) in a STADIUM.
Unfortunately she didn’t know that the ARMORINES (better known as the AMOUR-MARINES !!) were in town, and to cut a long story short the whole thing made CHEFS LUV SHACK look tame. You should have seen the naughty pictures (or POKEMON SNAPs as the press referred to the,) that were taken ).
Eventually Mario recruited SHADOWMAN, but since he wasn’t exactly substantial (being a shadow and all), he decided to ask his friend BANJO TOO(ie).
So, they jumped onto Marios new machine, the EXCITEBIKE F-ZERO. X marked the spot where they had to land in SOUTH PARK. The only competition in the vacinity was easily overcome, but they decided to let the NBA LIVE (since they were pretty harmless).
In the end Mario just gave up trying to find adventures and returned to his simple life of jumping into other peoples pipes and sewers, as this adventure really hadn’t turned out as he’d NINTEND’ed it to !!!