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> Put it inbetween your legs and fire pretend bolts of rock at the
> unsuspected crowd.
I already did that to a crowd of one.
Motorhead.... ACE OF SPADES
Then stand with your legs as far apart as you can, preferably so that you'll need assistance in returning to a normal stance.
Play only while staring directly down at the ground, then thrash out as many Motorhead riffs that you can think of.
Only stop when the police come round, then only when they have actually entered the room your are in.
Happy strumming.