The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
Basically all the characters from Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma are back in one film.
Including many, many cameos.
And, for the sci-fi fans, Mark Hamill as a character called c0cknocker.
He has a light-saber bong fight with Jay and, in the net only trailer, he gets to say (BBC edit in effect here)
"Don't fun with a jedi master, son"
YES! Luke Skywalker swearing and being a total bad@ss!
All my dreams come true.
I've always thought, "If I were a jedi master, I would rule" and take nonsense from no man.
So, we finally get to hear Luke Skywalker say the soon the immortal phrase "Don't fun with a Jedi Master".
this movie will rock
Did you read the stuff on www.viewaskew.com about the test screenings? Aparently getting the best scores in Miramax history, which bodes well :)
Hmmm... anyone else think this is going to be huge and the money men will demand another New Jersey Trilogy film rather than bringing that trillogy (of five films) to a close?
You know that bloke that Dante and co speak to in Clerks about the innocent contractors on the Death Star!? Well he got a part in JSBSB because he walked into the store in Clerks whilst Smith was filming! Coincidence or what?
August in the states.
Here is the cast list as it stands right now and what films they appeared in:
Kevin Smith - Silent Bob (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy,Dogma)
Jason Mewes - Jay (same as Silent Bob)
Renée Humphrey - Tricia "The Dish" Jones (Mallrats)
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil/Himself (Chasing Amy, Dogma)
James Van Der Beek - Himself/Bluntman
Jason Biggs - Himself/Chronic
Matt Damon - Himself/Will Hunting (Chasing Amy, Dogma)
Joey Lauren Adams - Alyssa Jones/Gwen Turner (Mallrats, Chasing Amy)
Shannen Doherty - René Mosier (Mallrats)
Carrie Fisher - A Nun
Jason Lee - Brodie Bruce/Banky Edwards (Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma)
George Carlin - Hitchhiker (Dogma)
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves (Clerks)
Dwight Ewell - Hooper X (Chasing Amy)
Ever Carradine - Jay's Mother
Alanis Morissette - God (Dogma)
Chris Rock - Chaka, Director of "Bluntman and Chronic" (Dogma)
Judd Nelson - Utah Police Chief
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks (Clerks, Mallrats)
Mark Hamill- C0ck-Knocker
Harley Quinn Smith - Baby Silent Bob
Marc Blucas - 'Fred' of the Scooby Gang
Wes Craven - Himself
Gus Van Sant - Himself
I am going to see this film 'cos it sounds hilarious!!
Check out
www.moviepoopshoot.com
It's a website by Smith, created as an homage to those sites that preview movies and slate them.
All of the posters in the forums are Smith.
Excellent stuff.
This movie will be watched by you, me and about 7 other people here.
We will qoute the dialogue forever and that's a damn shame it won't rule the box office.
ANY film that has two monkeys dancing, dressed like Jay and Silent Bob demands respect.
"Who the fun are these geeks? They don't know us, who the fun says they can talk sheet about us? Fun that, Silent Bob, let's go kick some ash"
Jay and Silent Bob turning up at the house of someone that has been slating them in a forum..classic, classic scene.
Please, if you like comedies, if you like the idea of Luke Skywalker swearing, go see this movie.
Don't let utter pony like Tomb Raider make a fortune whilst this movie sinks.