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"Clever cat"

I was on my email a few minutes ago when my cat ran through its cat flat and jumped on my desk.It then lay across my keyboard, got up and snuggled up to me.The funny thing is it spelt out the words *plum hut*
clever huh?

Your cat sprayed on your PlayStation eh?

What an extremely intelligent cat!

My cat sprayed on my Playstation.

Mind you, she's Siamese.

?

Cats are crazy.
They sleep 20 hours a day.
Scratch the furniture.
Bring home half-dead furry things.
Crazy.
My cats called Crowley. It's black - named after the 'wickedest man in the world' - Aleister Crowley.

this is to all people who know about about cats.
why is it.......
If i Whistle the theme tune to zelda ocarina of time my cat runs from no where and lies on my feet waves its tummy in the air.

If however i Whistle the lostwoods tune from zelda ocarina of time it bites my feet?

Not-So-Podgy is perfectly healthy and looking better than ever. He loves me he does.

When you have ben posting on the FOG too much, just get your cat to do it for you! Then your fingers wont be ut of action for a couple of hours!

A DIET!!!
YoU mUrDeReR!!!
How Evil Can You Get???!!!

hmmm, I am still the owner of podgy the cat. Do not worry he is in good health. He is even on a diet. I am consider re-naming him "not-so-podgy"!

Does anyone remember the evil dude of inspector gadget who always had the cat sat on his knee? That's me now that is.

The moggy is a genious, I must disect it in the name of Science ;-}

And now.....the time you have all been waiting for!
i will now place my cat apon the keyboard........
po90fgggbn b;ccp[rfdsuuvc3asrsdAQW12

there we have it!(i don't know what the hell it says)but still......ta-da!!!