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"You stupid freak"

"It was a real blitz spirit" Said one gibbon, after being asked what it was like to be on a train that was delayed for 6 hours.

Yes, "A real blitz spirit" I'm sure. Stuck on a train in which they were plying you with free food must be just like waiting in the darkness, hoping your house doesn't get bombed!

From trains to planes...

It seems every where I go I always take the delays with me :)

Last three years in succesion I have delays on flights...

Going out I have had... 1 hour, 6 hours, 3 and a half hours

Coming back I have had... 2 hours, 11 hours, 5 hours

So just think yourself lucky if you are lucky to fly abroad every year :)

I heard one bloke talking about the delays and complaining and then he confessed that he had only ever had one other big delay and they gave him a free meal and wine. He then complained that they didn't offer the same this time.

Some people, I have to wait up to a hour every night for my train and I only live 5 miles away.

These are the same people that think Big Brother matters and talk about Soap Operas the next day at work.

I wonder why the spaceships haven't come for me yet?

I hate people like that... also 'It was real Dunkirk spirit' shut up :P

Different point (I think) but hey!

"It was a real blitz spirit" Said one gibbon, after being asked what it was like to be on a train that was delayed for 6 hours.

Yes, "A real blitz spirit" I'm sure. Stuck on a train in which they were plying you with free food must be just like waiting in the darkness, hoping your house doesn't get bombed!