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I was sent these through email and just wanted to share them as i thought they were funny. As far as i know they are genuine..
> Council complaints from around the UK
> Genuine clips from council complaint letters
>
> ?> My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it
> ?> He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore
> ?> It's the dogs mess that I find really hard to swallow
> ?> I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
> ?> I wish to complain that my father has hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
> ?> And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence
> ?> I wish to complain that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> ?> My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand
> ?> I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall
> ?> Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesturday and now she is pregnant
> ?> I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
> ?> 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
> ?> I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers
> ?> The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared
> ?> Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
> ?> Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
> ?> I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6am his c*ck wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me
> ?> The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
> ?> Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it
> ?> I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you pleased do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
> ?> Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
> ?> I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction
> ?> This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2
> Council complaints from around the UK
> Genuine clips from council complaint letters
>
> ?> My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it
> ?> He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore
> ?> It's the dogs mess that I find really hard to swallow
> ?> I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
> ?> I wish to complain that my father has hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
> ?> And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence
> ?> I wish to complain that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> ?> My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand
> ?> I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall
> ?> Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesturday and now she is pregnant
> ?> I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
> ?> 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
> ?> I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers
> ?> The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared
> ?> Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
> ?> Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
> ?> I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6am his c*ck wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me
> ?> The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
> ?> Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it
> ?> I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you pleased do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
> ?> Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
> ?> I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction
> ?> This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2
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I was sent these through email and just wanted to share them as i thought they were funny. As far as i know they are genuine..
> Council complaints from around the UK
> Genuine clips from council complaint letters
>
> ?> My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it
> ?> He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore
> ?> It's the dogs mess that I find really hard to swallow
> ?> I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
> ?> I wish to complain that my father has hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
> ?> And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence
> ?> I wish to complain that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> ?> My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand
> ?> I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall
> ?> Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesturday and now she is pregnant
> ?> I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
> ?> 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
> ?> I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers
> ?> The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared
> ?> Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
> ?> Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
> ?> I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6am his c*ck wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me
> ?> The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
> ?> Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it
> ?> I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you pleased do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
> ?> Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
> ?> I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction
> ?> This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2
> Council complaints from around the UK
> Genuine clips from council complaint letters
>
> ?> My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it
> ?> He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore
> ?> It's the dogs mess that I find really hard to swallow
> ?> I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
> ?> I wish to complain that my father has hurt his ankle very badly, then he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
> ?> And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence
> ?> I wish to complain that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.
> ?> My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand
> ?> I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall
> ?> Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesturday and now she is pregnant
> ?> I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
> ?> 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy
> ?> I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers
> ?> The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared
> ?> Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink
> ?> Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
> ?> I want to complain about the farmer across the road, every morning at 6am his c*ck wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me
> ?> The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
> ?> Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it
> ?> I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you pleased do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.
> ?> Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife
> ?> I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction
> ?> This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2