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In a shock announcement prior to this year’s E3 Expo in LA, legendary boxer George Foreman revealed that he is releasing his own super-console.
The Big George Extra Entertainment System will combine state of the art gaming technology with the best in healthy grilling to give gamers a big one-two of top gaming action, and the ability to cook more healthy meals – without losing out of any nutritional benefits.
Whilst the specifications of the B-GEES remain secret at this moment in time, George did confirm that it would be the equal of it’s competitors in terms of raw processing power, but the addition of raw meats to the grill section will give it an extra boost thanks to the patented organic CPU that feeds on the fat extracted from anything cooked on the B-GEES.
Already Big George has signed up many developers to bring a healthy number of games to the system, and it is rumoured that EA may sign an exclusivity agreement with George Foreman for it’s “EA Big” range of games.
What’s more, George Foreman has set up his own development company to produce a series of games to complement the food that can be cooked on the B-GEES. A series of games featuring the boxing legend are sure to cause a stir, and they won’t all be boxing titles either. George plans to make himself as big as Mario in his platform games, that will have the player controlling George in a huge 3D world searching for burgers to cook on the B-GEES.
Not only will the B-GEES be capable of playing great games and healthy grilling, there are also plans to introduce a number of add-ons during the systems lifetime. First up are the BG toaster and the BG tea and coffee maker – great for gaming through breakfast. Further down the line is thought to be a popcorn maker - which adds weight to the unconfirmed rumour that the machine will also incorporate DVD playback.
But is there room in the market for a fourth console? Big George Foreman is confident of his machine staying alive, and he’s more than ready to eat into the market share of Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo.
The Big George Extra Entertainment System will combine state of the art gaming technology with the best in healthy grilling to give gamers a big one-two of top gaming action, and the ability to cook more healthy meals – without losing out of any nutritional benefits.
Whilst the specifications of the B-GEES remain secret at this moment in time, George did confirm that it would be the equal of it’s competitors in terms of raw processing power, but the addition of raw meats to the grill section will give it an extra boost thanks to the patented organic CPU that feeds on the fat extracted from anything cooked on the B-GEES.
Already Big George has signed up many developers to bring a healthy number of games to the system, and it is rumoured that EA may sign an exclusivity agreement with George Foreman for it’s “EA Big” range of games.
What’s more, George Foreman has set up his own development company to produce a series of games to complement the food that can be cooked on the B-GEES. A series of games featuring the boxing legend are sure to cause a stir, and they won’t all be boxing titles either. George plans to make himself as big as Mario in his platform games, that will have the player controlling George in a huge 3D world searching for burgers to cook on the B-GEES.
Not only will the B-GEES be capable of playing great games and healthy grilling, there are also plans to introduce a number of add-ons during the systems lifetime. First up are the BG toaster and the BG tea and coffee maker – great for gaming through breakfast. Further down the line is thought to be a popcorn maker - which adds weight to the unconfirmed rumour that the machine will also incorporate DVD playback.
But is there room in the market for a fourth console? Big George Foreman is confident of his machine staying alive, and he’s more than ready to eat into the market share of Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo.
In a shock announcement prior to this year’s E3 Expo in LA, legendary boxer George Foreman revealed that he is releasing his own super-console.
The Big George Extra Entertainment System will combine state of the art gaming technology with the best in healthy grilling to give gamers a big one-two of top gaming action, and the ability to cook more healthy meals – without losing out of any nutritional benefits.
Whilst the specifications of the B-GEES remain secret at this moment in time, George did confirm that it would be the equal of it’s competitors in terms of raw processing power, but the addition of raw meats to the grill section will give it an extra boost thanks to the patented organic CPU that feeds on the fat extracted from anything cooked on the B-GEES.
Already Big George has signed up many developers to bring a healthy number of games to the system, and it is rumoured that EA may sign an exclusivity agreement with George Foreman for it’s “EA Big” range of games.
What’s more, George Foreman has set up his own development company to produce a series of games to complement the food that can be cooked on the B-GEES. A series of games featuring the boxing legend are sure to cause a stir, and they won’t all be boxing titles either. George plans to make himself as big as Mario in his platform games, that will have the player controlling George in a huge 3D world searching for burgers to cook on the B-GEES.
Not only will the B-GEES be capable of playing great games and healthy grilling, there are also plans to introduce a number of add-ons during the systems lifetime. First up are the BG toaster and the BG tea and coffee maker – great for gaming through breakfast. Further down the line is thought to be a popcorn maker - which adds weight to the unconfirmed rumour that the machine will also incorporate DVD playback.
But is there room in the market for a fourth console? Big George Foreman is confident of his machine staying alive, and he’s more than ready to eat into the market share of Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo.
The Big George Extra Entertainment System will combine state of the art gaming technology with the best in healthy grilling to give gamers a big one-two of top gaming action, and the ability to cook more healthy meals – without losing out of any nutritional benefits.
Whilst the specifications of the B-GEES remain secret at this moment in time, George did confirm that it would be the equal of it’s competitors in terms of raw processing power, but the addition of raw meats to the grill section will give it an extra boost thanks to the patented organic CPU that feeds on the fat extracted from anything cooked on the B-GEES.
Already Big George has signed up many developers to bring a healthy number of games to the system, and it is rumoured that EA may sign an exclusivity agreement with George Foreman for it’s “EA Big” range of games.
What’s more, George Foreman has set up his own development company to produce a series of games to complement the food that can be cooked on the B-GEES. A series of games featuring the boxing legend are sure to cause a stir, and they won’t all be boxing titles either. George plans to make himself as big as Mario in his platform games, that will have the player controlling George in a huge 3D world searching for burgers to cook on the B-GEES.
Not only will the B-GEES be capable of playing great games and healthy grilling, there are also plans to introduce a number of add-ons during the systems lifetime. First up are the BG toaster and the BG tea and coffee maker – great for gaming through breakfast. Further down the line is thought to be a popcorn maker - which adds weight to the unconfirmed rumour that the machine will also incorporate DVD playback.
But is there room in the market for a fourth console? Big George Foreman is confident of his machine staying alive, and he’s more than ready to eat into the market share of Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo.
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Big George Foreman is confident of his machine staying alive
Heh, that brightened up my day a bit.
*Peter Kay flashbacks*
George Forenby Grill!
> Big George Foreman is confident of his machine staying alive
Heh, that brightened up my day a bit.
*Peter Kay flashbacks*
George Forenby Grill!
Brilliant. Thanks Meka Dragon. :D
B-GEES suck. Hurrurur-hur.
Class.
Now I'm hungry.
badum-tsshh
he's so proud of it he'll probably put his name on it.
Also included:
A remake of tapper featuring grilled barbecue items!
A remake of tapper featuring grilled barbecue items!