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"Robert Kilroy Silk"

I am a hugh fan of the morning talkshow kilroy that can be seen on BBC1 at about 9:30 am til 10:30 am. I was just thinking wouldn't it be great if a game was brought out based on this talk show. This way we would all know how it feeeels to be Robert Kilroy Silk. At present time nobody knows how it feeeels to be Robert Kilroy Silk apart from Robert Kilroy Silk. So i think it would be a good idea if we all wrote letters to Rare asking them to produce the game for the N64. If we write the letter withinn the next couple of days and get them sent away then with any look by about Christmas time we can all see just what it does feeeel like to be Robert Kilroy Silk.

Live the dream.

Thankyou form stick 474. : D

Ashley wrote:

Im not really concerned about the
> Stats just thought you were contributing a lot and thought Id point
> it out as most of your stuff is good.

Thanx very much. : )

PS did you read what FM wrote further down the page, its really funny.

Stick474 wrote:
> Well i have been coming on quite a lot over the last 4 or 5 days.
> To build up your stats simply give your opinion on ever topic you go
> into. Plus when you start a topic send a post replying to the
> person that has said something about your topic.

Im not really concerned about the Stats just thought you were contributing a lot and thought Id point it out as most of your stuff is good.

lol. That was great FM. I think you deserve a game for that, I couldn't stop laughing when you said about Kilroy stting on people's laps.

Unfortunately I missed that episode of Kilroy though, I wish i had seen it.

I was on his show last week, didn't you see it? I've got the script here:....

Cue Titles:
Cue Robert:

"Good murning everyone. Have YOU ever had irrational thoughts or impulses. Nowhere to turn. Well, today, wu're discussing 'Anti-Nintendoitis', a distressing condition that affects 1 in 1000 gamers."



"And your name is?"
"Erm, Grix Thraves."

"And you have something to tell us, Grix?"
"Yes, I used to be a Ninty, but I bought a Dreamcast, and now I'm having these irrational thoughts towards Nintys."

"So, Grix, how did these thoughts come about?"
"Well, I dunno, really, it's just that sometimes a Ninty will say something, and whereas before I used to smile and reply, now I just see a red mist descend in front of me, I don't know why."



"So, ladies and gentlemen, we've seen that this condition can appear at any stage of a gamer's life, and quite suddenly it appears. But is this always the case? FM, do you have something to say?"



"Well, I dunno really, I've just always hated Ninty's I don't know why, it's like, like their a different species of gamer altogether, I can't explain it any better than that."
"A different species, FM?"
"Yeah, well, they play different games, they seem to like muddy colors and silly gameplay, Pokemon, furry animals and stuff like that, y'know?"
"Yes, I see..."



"FM, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. I'M GONNA SMAK U UPSIDE DA HEAD WIV MY LED PIPE!!!"



"So, you're name is?"
"I'm Meka Dragon, and I'm a Ninty!"
"That's very kind of you to say so, Meka, and why do you think FM is wrong?"
"He's just so single track minded, he won't give the other games a chance, Nintendo is a glorious platform to play games on, I don't know why he just can't see that!"



"So, FM, your response?"
"Muddy colours, heh."



"So, has anyone actually ever been cured of anti-Nintendoitis?"



"And you are?"
"Professor Oak"



"And your opinion on this is?"
"There is only one cure for anti-Nintendoitis, and that is prolonged exposure to Pokemon Blue on the Gameboy Color, it's the only proven way."



"Have you tried that FM?"
"Yes, I tried a course of Pokemon a few years back, and I lasted 6 months, but couldn't stick it. If anything, it made things worse, the exposure to that kind of Nintyness just made things worse for me."



"Well, ladies and gentlemen, that's all we've really got time for today. Just a final word though. I myself have suffered this condition, and I overcame it, and now I have no problems at all using the N64 as my gaming platform..."



Cue Studio Blackout:
Cue Credits:

Announcer voice over: "This was the last episode of Robert Kilroy Silk that we'll be seeing for a few months, as he has decided to take up WWF Wrestling as a future career, considering that he may live longer that way. Next week, Vanessa Phelps discusses weight gain in our new programme, 'Can't Diet, Won't Diet.'"

Well i have been coming on quite a lot over the last 4 or 5 days. To build up your stats simply give your opinion on ever topic you go into. Plus when you start a topic send a post replying to the person that has said something about your topic.

stick this is quite concerning i have been here about 460 days more than you and you have already posted more than me!

Sounds fair to me. I say that there is a certain win stipulation though, the first person to get knocked from the ship into the water then eaten by a shark is classed as the loser.

Right then the fight must be on a ship in the middle of the atlantic just to be fair. No home territory!

I've seen that Simpsons that you are on about, its one of the best ones i think. Anyway I would rather Kilroy stay here and do his morning shows than go over to america to try and replace that wannabe talk show host that they call Jerry Springer. Lets face it RKS has gone beyond being famous, he is now a legend. I can see him replacing Link on the upcoming Zelda games, they will be known as things like Kilroy: Your going out with my brothers fish. I can see it now RKS slaying off demons in the form of Jerry and the rest as he tries to get to the studio to host another epic show.

Lets face the facts on Kilroy you dont get comedy topic such as My wife was impregnated by an alien. (Don't believe this happen it was on the simpsons a JS was there (Unfortunately he was killed with a raygun by the Aliens from Rhygil 4 or whatever the planets called) Looks like the fights Of Kilroy was lucky to get out of that.


***Special report***

Jerry Springer will be replaced by an american of RKS choosing who must either be Oprah Winfrey Or Ricki Lake.

Im sorry I think Ricki Lake might win RKS is to much of a gentleman to hit her. On second thoughts maybe he would then he could have an interesting show on it.