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Oh my god! Nintendo games are 2 expensive.
Turbo tries to shoot MJ but MJ deflects the bullets with his sword. Turbo punches and kicks MJ. Turbo plants Claymore's and C4's but MJ also dodges them. Mj suddenly puts away his sword. Turbo uses the hit and run technique, by hitting MJ and then fleeing to a safe place. He hides behind a desk but MJ kicks and desk and sents Turbo and the desk flying. MJ then stomps Turbo. Turbo gets in a kick at MJ and then MJ turns transparent. Turbo randomly kicks around the area and gets MJ 3 times. MJ now becomes visible and fights like a man. Turbo goes to kick MJ but MJ intermitently dissapears. He punches Turbo in the back but Turbo kicks him and gets back up. MJ flies back and an energy burst flies from within MJ. Turbo cowers behind a desk as MJ is drained.
MJ: You've defeated me this time Turbo, I have failed.
MJ slams his head against a desk and screams. He runs away.
Turbo calls Rasta and Dan.
Turbo: That was a tough battle.
Rasta: Who the hell was that guy who locked himself in the locker?
Turbo: I don't really know myself, I'm gonna try and talk him into coming out of the locker.
Dan: Good, but be careful, he seems unstable.
The screen fades to black.
Turbo gets Goatboy out of the locker.
Turbo: Ok, tell me all you know.
Goat: About what?
Turbo: Don't play dumb with me, Metal Gear Rex damnit!
Goat: I don't know much about it.
Turbo: Tell me!
Goat: Ok, I know everything.
Turbo: Tell me then!
Goat: Metal Gear Rex has been in development for over 5 years. He could cause the end of the world!
Turbo: Yeah, Yeah, I already know that.
Goat: If you're getting testy with me, I won't tell you.
Turbo: Come on, lets go, you can tell me later.
The screen fades to black.
MJ: You've defeated me this time Turbo, I have failed.
MJ slams his head against a desk and screams. He runs away.
Turbo calls Rasta and Dan.
Turbo: That was a tough battle.
Rasta: Who the hell was that guy who locked himself in the locker?
Turbo: I don't really know myself, I'm gonna try and talk him into coming out of the locker.
Dan: Good, but be careful, he seems unstable.
The screen fades to black.
Turbo gets Goatboy out of the locker.
Turbo: Ok, tell me all you know.
Goat: About what?
Turbo: Don't play dumb with me, Metal Gear Rex damnit!
Goat: I don't know much about it.
Turbo: Tell me!
Goat: Ok, I know everything.
Turbo: Tell me then!
Goat: Metal Gear Rex has been in development for over 5 years. He could cause the end of the world!
Turbo: Yeah, Yeah, I already know that.
Goat: If you're getting testy with me, I won't tell you.
Turbo: Come on, lets go, you can tell me later.
The screen fades to black.
Sorry, my bad. I'll post episode 8 in here in a mo.
Oh my god! Nintendo games are 2 expensive.