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Starring as Mei Ling - The Game
The intro plays and the Metal Gear theme plays.
A recap is shown from Episode #1.
The screen fades to black.
Turbo goes up the elevator, when his codec rings.
Rasta: Great, you're through.
Alarms begin to ring from the dock as he goes up.
Turbo: Excellent, so how long do we have before Liquid will fire the missiles?
Rasta: Not long, about 18 hours.
Turbo: At least, I was able to smuggle in my fags.
Dan: How did you do that?
Turbo: In my stomach. The stomach acids supressed them. I guess that those strip searches are no good.
Dan: If you get back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me!
Turbo: I'll hold you to that, Doctor.
Rasta: I'd like you to meet your new assist via codec, The Game.
Game: Hi Turbo.
Turbo: Well aren't you just the cutest?
Game: Oh stop, you're flattering me!
Turbo: No, you're...cute!
Game: I can't believe that I will be assisting the famous Turbonuuter.
Turbo: I can't believe I have you as my assistant.
The screen fades to black.
Snake gets out his binoculars and looks around the heliport.
Rasta: As you can see, the base is heavilty guarded.
Turbo: So this won't be easy?
Rasta: Try and get through, using one of the ventilation shafts.
Turbo: Got ya.
Rasta: And Turbo, try not to alert the guards attention or go and get yourself killed. You're our only hope.
Turbo: Great, you only call me when you need me to save the world.
The screen fades to black.
Turbo hides behind a box as a guard, Kid Rock walks by. Turbo knocks on the box and Kid Rock comes around to investigate. Turbo sneaks up behind him and snaps his neck. He drags hos body to the edge of the heliport and throqws him to an icy grave. He walks onto a ground and realises that there are search lights present. He just about avoids them and continues on. He sees a guard, Grandprix coming, so he hides in a truck. He grabs a Socom out of the truck and when Grandprixis gone, he hides under the truck. He shoots Grandprix in the leg and drags him into a room. As he does so, he sees a security camera, and so quickly grabs some Stun and Chaff Grenades and runs along. He goes to take the lower ventilation shaft but there is a camera and guard, The Vottanator, patrolling the area. He goes round another route, going up the stairs. He waits for the guard, Longy, to go to the far end of the stairs and he climbs in the shaft.
The screen fades to black.
A recap is shown of Episode #1.
More next episode.
> LOST IN THE BLINKING FOG GODDAMNIT!
ALONE IN THE BLINKING FOG GODDAMNIT!
I just got Alone In The Dark for the Pc this morning. It takes an age to install but the graphics rule!
They should make a game called Lost In The Fog...
ALONE IN THE DARK!!!
> And 7...
Oh yeah, forgot that.
ALONE IN THE DARK!!!
> Wahey need to read part 3 now.
...and parts 4,5 and 6.
Starring as Mei Ling - The Game
The intro plays and the Metal Gear theme plays.
A recap is shown from Episode #1.
The screen fades to black.
Turbo goes up the elevator, when his codec rings.
Rasta: Great, you're through.
Alarms begin to ring from the dock as he goes up.
Turbo: Excellent, so how long do we have before Liquid will fire the missiles?
Rasta: Not long, about 18 hours.
Turbo: At least, I was able to smuggle in my fags.
Dan: How did you do that?
Turbo: In my stomach. The stomach acids supressed them. I guess that those strip searches are no good.
Dan: If you get back in one piece, maybe I'll let you do a strip search on me!
Turbo: I'll hold you to that, Doctor.
Rasta: I'd like you to meet your new assist via codec, The Game.
Game: Hi Turbo.
Turbo: Well aren't you just the cutest?
Game: Oh stop, you're flattering me!
Turbo: No, you're...cute!
Game: I can't believe that I will be assisting the famous Turbonuuter.
Turbo: I can't believe I have you as my assistant.
The screen fades to black.
Snake gets out his binoculars and looks around the heliport.
Rasta: As you can see, the base is heavilty guarded.
Turbo: So this won't be easy?
Rasta: Try and get through, using one of the ventilation shafts.
Turbo: Got ya.
Rasta: And Turbo, try not to alert the guards attention or go and get yourself killed. You're our only hope.
Turbo: Great, you only call me when you need me to save the world.
The screen fades to black.
Turbo hides behind a box as a guard, Kid Rock walks by. Turbo knocks on the box and Kid Rock comes around to investigate. Turbo sneaks up behind him and snaps his neck. He drags hos body to the edge of the heliport and throqws him to an icy grave. He walks onto a ground and realises that there are search lights present. He just about avoids them and continues on. He sees a guard, Grandprix coming, so he hides in a truck. He grabs a Socom out of the truck and when Grandprixis gone, he hides under the truck. He shoots Grandprix in the leg and drags him into a room. As he does so, he sees a security camera, and so quickly grabs some Stun and Chaff Grenades and runs along. He goes to take the lower ventilation shaft but there is a camera and guard, The Vottanator, patrolling the area. He goes round another route, going up the stairs. He waits for the guard, Longy, to go to the far end of the stairs and he climbs in the shaft.
The screen fades to black.
A recap is shown of Episode #1.
More next episode.