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Reviews of Tomb Raider in another movie site, posted by fans.
Made me fire coffee from my nose and splutter for about 5 minutes.
Ready?
Here goes:
"Was I excited to see this movie? Feel my nipples! Ok, maybe I couldn't cut glass with them, but damned if I couldn't leave some greasy streaks"
"Jolie? Nipples like monkey's toes, no thanks"
Made me fire coffee from my nose and splutter for about 5 minutes.
Ready?
Here goes:
"Was I excited to see this movie? Feel my nipples! Ok, maybe I couldn't cut glass with them, but damned if I couldn't leave some greasy streaks"
"Jolie? Nipples like monkey's toes, no thanks"
*sniggers* How did you find that?
lol indeed Goaty-boy!!
Reviews of Tomb Raider in another movie site, posted by fans.
Made me fire coffee from my nose and splutter for about 5 minutes.
Ready?
Here goes:
"Was I excited to see this movie? Feel my nipples! Ok, maybe I couldn't cut glass with them, but damned if I couldn't leave some greasy streaks"
"Jolie? Nipples like monkey's toes, no thanks"
Made me fire coffee from my nose and splutter for about 5 minutes.
Ready?
Here goes:
"Was I excited to see this movie? Feel my nipples! Ok, maybe I couldn't cut glass with them, but damned if I couldn't leave some greasy streaks"
"Jolie? Nipples like monkey's toes, no thanks"