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"I lost my wife to Harvest Moon"

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Wed 26/05/04 at 22:38
Regular
"bearded n dangerous"
Posts: 754
Listen here, and don't you swoon
At this, my tale of woe.
I lost my wife to Harvest Moon
That game, it is my foe.

The Gamecube pings, the cow goes moo,
the doggy barks it's bark.
The wife cries out 'yay!', 'crap!' and 'poo!'
Playing long past fall of dark.

But for all of my complaints,
it's simply not all true.
Her gaming is unrestraining,
My love of FFX-2.

She woos her girl and tends her herds,
While my dresspheres swap;
I do battle as three young birds,
As sunlight ripens her crop.

She harvests; I fight.
Get married? She might.
Level-up? Not half.
Her cow has a calf.

The extra cost of a second TV
Is worth it's weight in marital bliss.
I hope her cows don't catch BSE
She hopes that my Firaga won't miss.

This is, my friends,
An idyllic life
I fight off fiends,
Sat next to the wife.
Sun 26/09/04 at 16:41
Regular
"Braaains"
Posts: 439
You left off the verse where you beat her to death with the Gamecube and buried her beneath the patio, the Harvest Moon disc jammed between her dead jaws.
Thu 10/06/04 at 22:22
Regular
"gsybe you!"
Posts: 18,825
My other half loves my gameplaying.

Don't you?

Damn, she's melted again...
Thu 10/06/04 at 14:22
Regular
"Going nowhere fast"
Posts: 6,574
Martial bliss :D

Now if only I could get my other half to be the same.
Thu 27/05/04 at 00:20
Regular
Posts: 9,848
Hehe.

Get your gaming in his 'n hers! :-D

Having said that, you both picked the most anti-social games to play. It's like reading a book at night...
Get a nice multiplayer game where you can play together!

Although finding something that would appeal to both of you... :-S
Wed 26/05/04 at 22:38
Regular
"bearded n dangerous"
Posts: 754
Listen here, and don't you swoon
At this, my tale of woe.
I lost my wife to Harvest Moon
That game, it is my foe.

The Gamecube pings, the cow goes moo,
the doggy barks it's bark.
The wife cries out 'yay!', 'crap!' and 'poo!'
Playing long past fall of dark.

But for all of my complaints,
it's simply not all true.
Her gaming is unrestraining,
My love of FFX-2.

She woos her girl and tends her herds,
While my dresspheres swap;
I do battle as three young birds,
As sunlight ripens her crop.

She harvests; I fight.
Get married? She might.
Level-up? Not half.
Her cow has a calf.

The extra cost of a second TV
Is worth it's weight in marital bliss.
I hope her cows don't catch BSE
She hopes that my Firaga won't miss.

This is, my friends,
An idyllic life
I fight off fiends,
Sat next to the wife.

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