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"UBER TAKEOUT!"

Ok, another glorious moment from rallisport challenge 2:

(Note: only me planned this little crafty trick and no one was aware.)

Edgy, Albino, Random guy and I were racing in the land of AUS and i was leading (i know, its a miracle) and there is a huge jump with a little dip in the middle

/\___/\

Kind of Like that.

So i get a craft idea and sit in the middle of the bump and wait ;)

Over comes random guy clipping my roof and just recovering in time.

Then comes Edgy, driving like a drunk retarded armless man. he missed by miles but i think he still crashed (heh)

THEN (this is good) comes albino, driving so sweetly and skidded around the corner and went for the jump. He goes full speed thinking "oh yea! sweet jump!" he flies over, clipping his back wheels on my roof, then spins and rolls down the hill and into the dirt.

"ÚBER TAKEOUT!" I yell.
all that can be heard after is the swearing of albino and the laughter of Creepy :D

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This can't be happening, it just can't be happening.

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I believe it was published on here first. :P

*perches self near letterbox awaiting the arrival of this game*

I swear I made Uber Takeout.

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Wait wait, I have proof:

Ash says:
which of us said uber-takeout first?
Ash says:
*tries to recall from memory*
Mark says:
you did, i believe
Ash says:
wooo! i rock!

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True story that.

The only reason he beats me is because he slashes my tires and pierces the brake fluid.

Careful, Creepy's bound to have a knife in his glovebox.

The Albino and the Magicaaaaaaaan tried to play a trick on me on one course.

Going up a hill with sunlight in my eyes I noticed they had both stopped. I slowly crept up to them to find they were both blocking the road facing each other. I popped around them and carried on to the short-term confusion of the other two.

:D

I am on now.

ÂLŠ†ÂÎR wrote:
> Why? Do your balls drop at midnight?

Strangest reply ever. And, no. Strangely enough, my Mother doesn't like trying to get to sleep whilst i'm talking to people on the computer in the other room. It 'dsturbs her' or something. I'll try to be on, anyhoo.

> I can get on no for 20 mins before film restarts...

Nevermind, I can wait, as long as you get gay Paris

Why? Do your balls drop at midnight?

I can get on no for 20 mins before film restarts...

I'll most probably be in bed, unfortunately.

Well, either that or I'll be talking in an extremely low voice...