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"'These are my children, Frodo, Morpheus and (Jason) Voorhees'"

I've got another Daily Mail article for you guys to roll your eyes at.

I didn't know which angle to go with, the fact we're all paying for these kids or that she gave them all god awful names.

>8 snip

Sara Foss and Stephen Smith have enjoyed conjuring up wild and wacky names for their 13 children.

We've listed them, from oldest to youngest, and given Sara's reasons for their names.

Patrick – named after Sara's grandmother's surname of Patrick

Stephen – after his doting dad, Stephen

Malachai – after a character in the horror film, Children of the Corn

Peppermint – after Sara started craving mints during her fourth pregnancy

Echo – after a group of eco-campaigners who Stephen met during a job at work

Eli – another character in the 1984 film Children of the Corn

Rogue – a character in the film X-Men

Frodo – hobbit in Lord of the Rings

Morpheus – a character in film, The Matrix, staring Keanu Reeves

Artemis – book character, Artemis Fowl, an obnoxious teenage criminal

Blackbird – named after a gathering of blackbirds which flew onto Sara's lawn

Baudelaire – named after the Baudelaire orphans which featured in Lemony Snicket's film A Series of Unfortunate Events

Voorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the horror movie, Friday The 13th
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I want to name my kids after the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Donatello - Father, we haven't eaten in three days!

Alfonse - TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!! TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!

Or name them after the Gladiators (the decent ones, not the wannabes on now)

Then you can role call them in a Scottish accent.

Jet, Wolf
Gladiators ready. Go!

Garin wrote:
> hippyman wrote:
> A friend of mine has two children; Kane and Logan. They also
> have four cats; Kitty, Rogue, Xavier and Nightstalker
>
> I'm sad I didnt name my cats after x-men characters now. :(

Surely if you named all your kids after x-men characters then the temptation would just be too great not to do a roll call in the morning, then "X-men Go!!".

hippyman wrote:
> A friend of mine has two children; Kane and Logan. They also
> have four cats; Kitty, Rogue, Xavier and Nightstalker

I'm sad I didnt name my cats after x-men characters now. :(

Still reckon that Jason tops the list of best names :p

Blue is pretty bad :D

I read an article awhile back, some guy called Harry Potter, he hates his name. Apparently anything he applies for keeps getting rejected. He got stopped by the police once and they thought he was messing them around when they asked for his name.

My sister has a friend who named her kid Blue, I kid you not. Has it really come to naming people colours?

Personally, I am considering continuing the tradition started by my father when he named me and picking a footballer to name my son after (once I get around to having one, or finding someone to have one with...).

A friend of mine has two children; Kane and Logan. They also have four cats; Kitty, Rogue, Xavier and Nightstalker

Anybody getting the theme here?

The sad thing is, I'm not joking either...

What a cool idea,if I ever have another kid its being named Darth Venkman ! :D

Machie wrote:
> Voorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the
> horror movie, Friday The 13th


Named after a Serial Killer!!

What kind of life does she want for her Son (i assume its a boy)