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"So long, suckers"

Ha ha! I'm off, for two weeks to Tenerife, so you'll be left in the capable hands of the rest of the Special Reserve crew. I hope to see many changes when I get back, including a shrine devoted to my honour.

Remember, now that I'm gone, you can't moan at me if you don't win Gameaday! Yyyyesssss! So long everybody!

I won't be going to Spain till later in the year. Even then, by the magic power of the internet, I will still be here.

That's dedication.

I'll be home early afternoon so maybe you will see a tanned sniper oh wait you can't.

I'm meant to be in America at the moment, but we didnt go, for various reasons, so we're going in October some time instead.

Well, I'm off to LA for a week and then San Francisco for a week in August.

I'm off to Majorca for a week, leaving on Saturday..

Quite late eh Grand Prix, August 12 i'll be back not too long to wait... i look forward to coming back.

Bonus is a man of many talents!!! I loved Tenerife. I was there last June, but it was very hot, 36-40 degrees every day!! Target rich environment, if you know what I mean. And oh the alcohol!!! Remeber not to have too many drinks with Ice Cubes in them (made with tap water see!!)!!! You have to go to O'Neils (beside Clockwork Orange!!). They sell Jelly Shots which are apparently so strong they are illegal in the UK!!! The Crazy Golf is brilliant, beside the Bungee Rocket (which is another must do!! PS - lots of alcohol recommended!!) Oh, I almost forgot again, the little bar in the Crazy Golf (where you get the golf clubs etc sell cocktail Slush Puppies for about 90p!!! The Sex on the Beach Slush Puppy is also an experience you must undertake!!!

I go on holiday on the 10th of August for two weeks in Menorca.

Sheepy is coming back next week, err... I expect Ant is off somewhere...

Snipesy, I'm off to France tomorrow for a week, and then 3 weeks in Australia later in about a month.