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What was your worst Christmas present? my mother in law bought me some orange and lemon sugar jellies - you know the ones that you might put on a cake. Whats all that about?

What was your worst Christmas present? my mother in law bought me some orange and lemon sugar jellies - you know the ones that you might put on a cake. Whats all that about?

Cool thread...
Err, mine was, umm, a really small necklace that looked as if it was for little girls playing dress up!

amandag wrote:
> What was your worst Christmas present? my mother in law bought
> me some orange and lemon sugar jellies - you know the ones that
> you might put on a cake. Whats all that about?

heh my mum had the same thing, I think I ate most of them =D

I didnt really get a bad Christmas present, well there was an alarm clock my cousin got, but then they got me an alarm clock last year and I think the year before too =/

Worst one this year had to be a novelty Christmas tie, which was in my Stocking... totally useless as I almost never wear ties, except at weddings and funerals, and I have rather more tasteful ones for that!

I'd have preferred some Christmas socks... I think my mum threw out my last ones as I only ever wore them in Summer!

I also got one of those Kangol gift sets: The shower gel, body spray and washbag are of use to me, but the hair wax isn't as my hair is shoulder length, so I think I might go Hercule Poiroit style, grow a moustache and wax that up!

Ok, I won't. It'd look really stupid.

Socks, and I get em every year.

I suppose I should put 'smellies' after that ... i.e. Bath/Shower stuff and Deodorant. This year I got a total of 5 bottles of Lynx shower gel and 4 tins of Deodorant ... are people trying to tell me something??

Borat wrote:
> This year I got a total of 5 bottles of Lynx shower gel and 4
> tins of Deodorant

Well I was going to say "they are trying to be polite..." but then I saw this:

> ... are people trying to tell me something??

Nah, I see it as a lack of imagination ... hope my mum doesn't read this ...

It's only one step above vouchers for 'can't be arsed to think of a present for you'-ness ...

Still, she got me some other great presents so I'll let her off :D

Borat wrote:
> Nah, I see it as a lack of imagination ... hope my mum doesn't
> read this ...


*Print Screen*

Emails Mum!

You wouldn't dare ...

I hope

Borat wrote:
> It's only one step above vouchers for 'can't be arsed to think
> of a present for you'-ness ...

Hahaha, reminds me of Lee Evans... "A voucher is worse, pratically saying: I can't be f***ed, here you buy it..."