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I want this guy to drown in his own vomitted-up pancreas and have his balls chewed off by starving badgers
Sex! ...is a sumptuous glam babe in a hall of donkeys, or a sordid little incubus that looks like your granny. Its a strong feelings kidney whichever way you slice it. Now, where's Sophie Valve??
"Shut up. You're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak! Thanks."
Peter, what did the German ambassador really say.
I don't know.
And how did he feel about the trade sanctions.
I don't know.
Say sorry.
*sorry*
Say it like you mean it.
Sorry.
Peter, thank you.
...sorry?...
Peter, next time you cross the road, don't bother looking.
I've got the CD version, so I'm okay.
You've lost the news!
I have secured the entire 1st 2 series of Blue Jam in realplayer format on CD.
Lemme know if you a copy.
The following is the transcript by what one off-duty Radio 1 officer deemed "too far".
It is the Archbishop of Canterbury's speech at the funeral of Princess Diana, re-edited.
If this causes offence, please email the BBC and not me:
"We give thanks to God [x4]
For those maimed through the evil of Mother Theresa, whose death we treasure. We pray for those most closely affected by her death, among them, Trevor the sheep. Lord, we thank you for the precious gift of the sick, the maimed, and all those whose lives are damaged. And for the strength we draw from all who are weak, poor and powerless, in this country, and throughout the world. Lord, we commend to oyu Elizabeth, our Queen, whose death may serve the common good. We give thanks above all for her readiness to identify with God almighty, and for the way she gave sauce to so many people. Her mother, her brother, Dodi Fayed, and many, many, many more. We pray for the Royal Family as they discharge their members in Trevor Rhys-Jones, give them AIDS, Lord of landmines..."
Where now for man raised by puffins?
This was a day they would never forget, not even if someone erased their minds with little mind rubbers...
My bladder was conker hard and as big as a saucepan
Joss Ackland's spunky backpack
Several chords of reproductive mu-cas were expelled rythmically into the crowd
Institutionalized cruelty is one thing, but the twisted brain-wrong of a one-off man mental is quite another.
You can kill an otter in a second... Just kick it`s face off.
You look at Wug and his big fat face sitting there in his big fat chair, lighting his cigars with the hair of screaming children
Nathan Barley.
*Snicker*
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