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"A Computers Gender"

Recently a survey was done of a 100 men and a hundred women. The question was: Which sex do you think a computer is?

The general consensus of the women was that computers are male for the following reasons:

1) To get their attention you first have to turn them on
2) They store an amazing amount of information but you can never get anything out of them.
3) Once you’ve finally got yourself one, you end up wishing you’d waited for a better model.

The men all thought that computers were female for these reasons:

1) They are in fact, so complex that only their makers can understand them.

2) Even though they can store a lot of information, one little error will remain in their memory forever.

3) After you’ve spent a fortune on getting one, you have to spend another small fortune on their accessories.

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Armitage Shanks wrote:
NO ITS NOT!... This is Real! What are you saying?!?

I don't know anymore.....

:-D

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> FM, this was a joke... It was entirely fictional!

NO ITS NOT!... This is Real! What are you saying?!?

FM, this was a joke... It was entirely fictional!

"Recently a survey was done of a 100 men and a hundred women. The question was: Which sex do you think a computer is?"

WHY?????????

It's like giving some students a grant to do a PhD based on why cornflakes go soggy when you pour milk on them.

Oh, hang on, that's already happened...

Good post there, mostly quite true as well

Well done Chris. Pretty funny that. I always thought that my consoles were women. No Ihave reasons to believe it.

(o)(o)

You try turning your woman off when you're bored, see how far you get.

Heh, just noticed this one. Well done RBS.

A console is like a female because:

You have to insert a little something into the place with a whole so you can get the best out of your console.

O_O

Hehe! A good one there RBS!

Ah funny that one. I might tell others.
Biggles