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"What is the stupidest thing you, or any one else you know, has done?"

A guy at work was building a fish pond in his back garden. But to stop his children from falling in he built the sides 6 FEET HIGH!

Whilst on holiday in Italy, I was walking down a street with my mum when a man from the other side of the road came running towards us with his arms outstreatched and chanting greetings. My mum, thinking he was someone she knew but just couldn't remember the name of, flung her arms open ready to embrace him and repeated the chants. The guy ran straight past her to hug some of his friends who had got out of a car behind her, leaving my mum standing alone in the middle of the road with her arms outstretched.

I ran a mile.

My boss came into work and said "i think i've got a bird in my loft".When asked why,she said she had heard a chirping noise and walked around the house until she found out where the noise was coming from. She phoned her son to go up into the loft and look for it. All we heard about all morning was how this poor bird was stuck in her loft. The phone rang, it was her son, He said sorry mother its your battery on your smoke alarm, not a bird. Needless to say she was the but of everyones jokes all day.

When I was walking in the town centre once, my cousin found a £10 note on the floor. This kid passing by said that it was his (when it was so blantantly obviously not) and my dumb cousin actually gave it to him!

On many occaisions when I worked as a Postman, I went delivering mail up one street only to discover it was the wrong street! The worst part was retriving the mail, I had to knock everone up at 7am, Which on a northeren council estate doesn't go down very well.

My mate was in tenerife with me, and he got home to the appartment drunk, and decided to do the breast stroke along the floor, beathing actions were translated into spiiting!!

I was walking down the street the other day, when a man walked up to me and asked me if I had the time. I replied, ''Yes I do'' and then carried on walking down the street!

I was on a train and this man was yelling down this phone pacing up and down the carriage when all of a sudden...the phone started to ring! LOL

A guy at work was building a fish pond in his back garden. But to stop his children from falling in he built the sides 6 FEET HIGH!