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i think simpsons best episode was when Mr burns was shot.If you don't watch simpsons you need a life.What do you think was the best episode?
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Homer:
mmmmmm.... Something
Oh marge'ie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my holiday, away from work'ie
You mean theres been cake in our freezer for 15 years... Why was I not told??
Homer: From now on im gonna tell it like it is. Marge your getting a little fat around the edges
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You too boy
Marge: Oh shut up homer, your the fatest one in the car
Homer: (Upset) Hey marge, you didnt have to tell it like it is.
mmmmmm.... Something
Oh marge'ie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my holiday, away from work'ie
You mean theres been cake in our freezer for 15 years... Why was I not told??
Homer: From now on im gonna tell it like it is. Marge your getting a little fat around the edges
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You too boy
Marge: Oh shut up homer, your the fatest one in the car
Homer: (Upset) Hey marge, you didnt have to tell it like it is.
Ralph wiggum
"hi supernintendo chalmers"
"I'm scared daddy, to scared to even wet my pants."
chief "its ok son, just relax and it will come"
"Ms Hoover my worm went in my mouth and then I accidently ate it, could I have a new one?"
"hi supernintendo chalmers"
"I'm scared daddy, to scared to even wet my pants."
chief "its ok son, just relax and it will come"
"Ms Hoover my worm went in my mouth and then I accidently ate it, could I have a new one?"
Favourite character - Mr Burns
Favourite quote - When Bart's lizards turn out to be deadly, Mr Burn's "Quick kill the horrible beasts and do away with their lizards"
Classic!!
Favourite quote - When Bart's lizards turn out to be deadly, Mr Burn's "Quick kill the horrible beasts and do away with their lizards"
Classic!!
Another on is where Bart finds a comet heading towards the earth!!
Homer "No need to panic, just as long as you are religious"
Rev. Lovejoy (Comes legging it down the road) "Its all over people, we dont have prayer, aarrrggghhhh"
Homer "No need to panic, just as long as you are religious"
Rev. Lovejoy (Comes legging it down the road) "Its all over people, we dont have prayer, aarrrggghhhh"
Some Homer Simpson quotes:
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa.
A wonderful... magical animal.
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Lenny: Hey, Homer? What do I tell the boss?
Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Homer's brain: Okay, that's it. I'm outta here. (step step step step step...slam)
Homer: Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!
Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!
Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.
Mmmmm... reprocessed pig fat...
(praying): Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch).
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Mmmm, Gummy-Beer.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
The three little sentences that will get you through life:
1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here.
Ah beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel if you will.
Marge, the reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think!"
I know I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there, Please Superman help me!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa.
A wonderful... magical animal.
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Lenny: Hey, Homer? What do I tell the boss?
Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Homer's brain: Okay, that's it. I'm outta here. (step step step step step...slam)
Homer: Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
Homer's Brain: It's a deal!
Homer: But Marge! I was a political prisoner!
Marge: How were you a political prisoner?
Homer: I kicked a giant mouse in the butt! Do I have to draw you a picture?
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Homer's brain: Use reverse psychology.
Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
Homer's brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
Homer: Okay, I will!
Marge: Homer, did you call the audience "Chicken"?
Homer: No! I swear on this bible!
Marge: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
Homer: Mmmm... fuzzy.
Lisa: Dad, we did something very bad!
Homer: Did you wreck the car?
Bart: No.
Homer: Did you raise the dead?
Lisa: Yes.
Homer: But the car's okay?
Bart & Lisa: Uh-huh.
Homer: All right then.
Mmmmm... reprocessed pig fat...
(praying): Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever... thy bidding will be done (munch munch munch).
What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.
Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Mmmm, Gummy-Beer.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
The three little sentences that will get you through life:
1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here.
Ah beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel if you will.
Marge, the reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think!"
I know I'm not usually a praying man, but if you're up there, Please Superman help me!
i liked the halloween one when they were in like a story and bart and lisa were chucked into the woods and the wicked witch took them in and in the end homer stuck her in the fire
best line
after the witch had turned homer into a chicken body fish head she stuck his head in the oven and he went
"um fish OHHHHHHHHHH thats me"
or where bart and lisa went into the 3 bears house and ran out and put the chair under neath the door handle and goldilocks got eaten
best line
after the witch had turned homer into a chicken body fish head she stuck his head in the oven and he went
"um fish OHHHHHHHHHH thats me"
or where bart and lisa went into the 3 bears house and ran out and put the chair under neath the door handle and goldilocks got eaten
Rakuga wrote:
> Homers done so many stupid things in his time and each >one is just so funny his scheme of selling fat was >hilarious. He cooked all this bacon to make money less >than the buying price. Homer's crazy ventures are what >makes the show such a hit.
Yes and when hes made $52 giving kids a ride on the elephant and the food bill was over $700. Homer is very funny. There are too many great episodes to list...so i won't.
> Homers done so many stupid things in his time and each >one is just so funny his scheme of selling fat was >hilarious. He cooked all this bacon to make money less >than the buying price. Homer's crazy ventures are what >makes the show such a hit.
Yes and when hes made $52 giving kids a ride on the elephant and the food bill was over $700. Homer is very funny. There are too many great episodes to list...so i won't.
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