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"Perfect Christmas Dinner"

Sorry, I meant to do this yesterday.


1 Purchase a turkey.
2 Drink two whiskeys.
3 Put turkey in the oven.
4 Have four more whiskeys.
5 Turk the bastey.
6 Bake the whiskey for five hours.
7 Kill another scottle of botch.
8 Get the oven out of the turkey.
9 Start tetting the sable.
10 Pour yourself a glass of turkey.
11 Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

I got this from a t-shirt :P

River Island? Some time since I bought anything there... wow, didn't think they'd stock anything that funny! :^D

Great stuff... the joke, and whisky!

Shanty Claws wrote:
> I understand it all, but I don't really get why you did
> "stuffing" in there.

Well I don't know... Sue the t-shirt company for being drunk while taking a mop! Their name is something about an country with a lake*



The t-shirt company is River Island

I understand it all, but I don't really get why you did "stuffing" in there.

Here here!! *hic* Ohmy..

I like it

Sorry, I meant to do this yesterday.


1 Purchase a turkey.
2 Drink two whiskeys.
3 Put turkey in the oven.
4 Have four more whiskeys.
5 Turk the bastey.
6 Bake the whiskey for five hours.
7 Kill another scottle of botch.
8 Get the oven out of the turkey.
9 Start tetting the sable.
10 Pour yourself a glass of turkey.
11 Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

I got this from a t-shirt :P