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"The best Maker of Cuckoo CLOCKs in the world!"

I would like to announce that, as of 7pm tonight, Monkeys and co. will be starting a new outlet store. We will be selling, amongst other things, torture devices, Lava Lamps, Pencil Cases (in a variety of logos), various cuckoo clocks (including those designed to inflict pain onto those who use them), and various other gadgets, most related in some way to torture devices.

I am very interested in recieving ideas for new cuckoo clock related products. :-)

Wishing you all as much pain as possible,

Lord of Monkeys

(p.s. Can anyway see anything in this forum that isn't about Clocks?)

I'm not doing too well yet, am I?

(Or am I not supposed to reply to myself?)

Hmm..

Hoping to inflict pain onto the world,

Lord of Monkeys

Yes, my topic, but no one's replied yet.

I would like to announce that, as of 7pm tonight, Monkeys and co. will be starting a new outlet store. We will be selling, amongst other things, torture devices, Lava Lamps, Pencil Cases (in a variety of logos), various cuckoo clocks (including those designed to inflict pain onto those who use them), and various other gadgets, most related in some way to torture devices.

I am very interested in recieving ideas for new cuckoo clock related products. :-)

Wishing you all as much pain as possible,

Lord of Monkeys

(p.s. Can anyway see anything in this forum that isn't about Clocks?)